"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
The often seen “Men will be Men” advertisements on TV are causing huge uproar as the ads are projecting men in a very bad taste, men claim.
Sources say Rahul agreed to be part of the show after channel assured him that he wont be blamed and held responsible even if the new season flopped.
In order to cater to the ever increasing population of Voyeurs in India, Delhi University has announced a new graduation course which is being called Bachelors of Voyeurism. As apart of this course watching Bigg Boss would be a compulsory subject.
The producers of reality show Bigg Boss have decided that the next version will have only dogs as inmates. This decision was taken after the current dog in the house received all round praise for his behavior.
With so many reality shows on every possible topic having been aired in the last few airs, there has been an extreme shortage of original compliments and curses that can be aired in a new show.
Makers of highly popular crime show Crime Patrol have announced a junior version of their show as the Indian society gets increasingly aware about juvenile laws and crimes.
After the great response to Indian Idol Junior, Sony has announced Indian Idol Sub-Junior for kids aged 12 months or below. The new show will start immediately after the completion of Indian Idol Junior.
With actors playing characters like ACP Pradyuman, Dr. Salunkhe, Senior Inspectors Abhijeet and Daya, and others getting old with time, Sony Television has decided to get them cloned so that TV Series C.I.D. can keep on running till 2098 AD, completing 100 years.
Aamir Khan’s television chat show Satyamev Jayate is helping the now-aware-and-concerned youth of India to get rid of the hangover that they pick from Saturday night booze and rave parties. This is yet another positive impact of Aamir Khan’s TV show on the society.
MTV Roadies has thrown normal life out of gear for Chandigarh residents. Municipality workers report that every single gutter pipe in the city has been clogged due to the massive shit that was generated during the auditions for the ninth season of the reality show. The producers of the show have been served with a legal notice and fined by the Municipal Corporation of Chandigarh.