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After many experts and activists complained that the policemen in the country, especially in the National Capital Region, lacked sensitivity and compassion while dealing with anguished citizens, the government has decided to induct robots in the police force.
Facebook users, who complain about being bombarded with pictures posted by their friends on their ‘timeline’, could face even more severe bombardment now as Canon has released a DSLR camera that is integrated with Facebook.
Cellphone subscribers in India have the options of transferring talk-time, gift vouchers, or even money to their friends in need, but a new technology will now allow transfer of the most vital element of a mobile phone – battery level.
To stop incidents like wardrobe malfunction or random stripping acts by wannabe Poonam Pandeys, IRCTC has launched range of innerwear and swimsuits that will open only after multiple failed attempts – just like the IRCTC website.
Inspired by Planning Commission’s idea of having smartcards in toilets, many schools and colleges in India are considering adopting the same technology to better plan and manage campus activities. While Planning Commission had thought of smartcards to provide security, educational institutes are installing them to find out culprits who draw offensive sketches and write rude messages on the walls of the toilets.
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who is known to just look around at things without responding to real human beings, has been chosen by Google to try out Project Glass – special spectacles with features of a smartphone. PMO has been sent a special pair of glasses, which was worn by the Prime Minister during a parliamentary session for a brief time.
In an attempt to get back to the number one position in the mobile handset market, Nokia has partnered with BJP to come with special smartphones that wouldn’t play any porn clip or MMS. This was done after BJP MLAs in Gujarat were accused of watching porn on their iPad in the Assembly. Earlier, BJP MLAs in Karnataka were found watching porn on their mobile phones.
In order to make world a better for sensitive people, government has decided to pre-screen the arrival of future generations and stop those babies from being born who could offend people’s sentiments. This will be done through a technology that mixes elements of genetic engineering, as developed by medical science, predictive algorithm, as developed by social networking websites, and preemptive censorship, as developed by Kapil Sibal.
Technology experts believe that the $35 tablet to be launched by the HRD Ministry will surely prove to be a “Micromax Tablet killer” if not an “iPad killer”. This was declared in an emergency meeting of experts that took place to reassess the potential of government’s tablet after Amazon’s “Kindle Fire” didn’t appear anything like an iPad killer, as it was being projected by some experts.
After internet, smartphones, and home appliances, Google Inc. is all set to get into clothing and fashion. The internet giant has announced the next generation of apparels that would record and analyze a wearer’s preferences, and auto-suggest wardrobe settings for him/her. These set of “smart clothes” will be available in the market by this year end and help users dress up just right for any occasion.