“Instead of 12.30 PM, matches will now start from 12.30 AM,” said an obligatory senior BCCI official in an exclusive interview given to Faking News.
Touched by the dedication shown by India in following FIFA world cup, despite their team not even qualifying for the qualifiers, Brazilians felt obliged to pay it back in some form.
Inspired by India’s most popular football icon, John Abraham, many budding Indian footballers have started learning bad acting and spending eight to ten hours daily in gym to do well in the field.
Indian fans are hoping that BCCI will use their expertise of making other countries work/play according to IST and thereby make it possible for them to watch matches without missing on their sleep or office next day.
With this, the controversy over MLAs going to Brazil has ended, because now six footballers are going to watch the FIFA World Cup and learn a few things about traffic management.
Jazzbati Thakur, a 22 year old boy from the city has applied for Brazilian citizenship after he failed to motivate himself to support a particular team in FIFA World Cup 2014.
The man in his early 20’s, Soukar Kumar, claims that he follows football religiously and like last year, this year too Manchester United will emerge world cup winners.
The club confirmed that the statue, which was installed outside the stadium in Nov 2012, has been appropriately offered a 26-year contract.
Star Sports is happy with Indian cricket team’s performance as it has given them sufficient number of matches, the highlights of which they claim can be run for next 100 years.
BCCI has slammed Indian media by calling them paid for recklessly talking about match fixing controversy and dubious nature of one of the IPL venues, UAE.