"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
The 22-year-old was forced to follow football earlier this month as everyone in his social circle had started talking about the World Cup and he didn’t want to be left behind.
Alok Kumar, an IT professional took one of the most daring steps of his life by graciously accepting that he had no fucking clue about what was going on in FIFA World Cup.
Dhoni has told teams that he has a shot called ‘Helicopter Kick’ with which he can score a goal even from outside the stadium, in last few seconds of the game.
“Instead of 12.30 PM, matches will now start from 12.30 AM,” said an obligatory senior BCCI official in an exclusive interview given to Faking News.
Touched by the dedication shown by India in following FIFA world cup, despite their team not even qualifying for the qualifiers, Brazilians felt obliged to pay it back in some form.
Inspired by India’s most popular football icon, John Abraham, many budding Indian footballers have started learning bad acting and spending eight to ten hours daily in gym to do well in the field.
Indian fans are hoping that BCCI will use their expertise of making other countries work/play according to IST and thereby make it possible for them to watch matches without missing on their sleep or office next day.
With this, the controversy over MLAs going to Brazil has ended, because now six footballers are going to watch the FIFA World Cup and learn a few things about traffic management.
Jazzbati Thakur, a 22 year old boy from the city has applied for Brazilian citizenship after he failed to motivate himself to support a particular team in FIFA World Cup 2014.
The man in his early 20’s, Soukar Kumar, claims that he follows football religiously and like last year, this year too Manchester United will emerge world cup winners.