Satisfied with adulations and gratulations received due to the recent edition of Indian Science Congress, the Indian government has now launched Pracheen Nek Puraskar, an award to recognize the brilliance of ancient Indian minds.
Speaking on the Indian couples comments, Dr Kumud Dhital reacted from Sydney, Australia,”Sorry to disappoint but modern science is not likely to develop the art a surgical procedure which can revive dead heartbeats among couples alienated from each other. Although we keep working on it.”
“Everything was going fine, as usual, it was early morning time, suddenly every worker felt a dramatic force that was trying to engulf all earthly matter which includes us the sapiens too,this extra gravity pulled all such things to the locker room and things are trapped inside,” revealed SadaLakshmi Keller, an Indian origin banker who managed to escape through the bank.
“We have got confirmed reports from Africa that Ebola virus was transmitted to the humans via bats. Few Africans had touched or ate the Ebola infected bats and that transmitted this disease to human which is currently spreading across the world,” said mayor of Gotham, justifying his decision.
“Bloody hell! I have been subjected to pathological tests 42 times in last five years and on 40 of these occasions results have not been not on expected lines,” the blood added.
As soon as Mangalyaan entered into Mars orbit after traveling a distance of 650 million kilometers, massive celebrations began at the ISRO control room.
Mr. Sadanand Udaasi (name changed to protect identity) got the shock of his life after his recent blood tests revealed that his blood group had changed from B+ to O- .
With CSE finding residual antibiotics in as much as 40% chicken tested in the NCR region, a new wave of antibiotics are beginning to be prescribed by leading doctors in the country – the chicken itself.
This is the first known case where a mosquito has contacted a disease due to a human being. The mosquito had been living in house of a chain smoker, who happens to be a heavy drinker too.
A 28-year-old man today stunned everybody by claiming that an ailment that he was carrying from the last birth was successfully cured after 48 years (20 years from the previous birth and 28 years in the current birth) of Homeopathic medication.