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After finding bats as source of Ebola virus, US panics and expels Batman from Gotham city

After finding bats as source of Ebola virus, US panics and expels Batman from Gotham city

Oct 13, 2014 Comments

“We have got confirmed reports from Africa that Ebola virus was transmitted to the humans via bats. Few Africans had touched or ate the Ebola infected bats and that transmitted this disease to human which is currently spreading across the world,” said mayor of Gotham, justifying his decision.

On being subjected to suspicion and frequent lab tests, blood gets angry, gives man hypertension

On being subjected to suspicion and frequent lab tests, blood gets angry, gives man hypertension

Oct 5, 2014 Comments

“Bloody hell! I have been subjected to pathological tests 42 times in last five years and on 40 of these occasions results have not been not on expected lines,” the blood added.

ISRO dismayed after learning that Pratibha Patil had traveled more distance than Mangalyaan

ISRO dismayed after learning that Pratibha Patil had traveled more distance than Mangalyaan

Sep 24, 2014 Comments

As soon as Mangalyaan entered into Mars orbit after traveling a distance of 650 million kilometers, massive celebrations began at the ISRO control room.

Depressed IT engineer’s blood group changes from B+ to O-

Depressed IT engineer’s blood group changes from B+ to O-

Aug 28, 2014 Comments

Mr. Sadanand Udaasi (name changed to protect identity) got the shock of his life after his recent blood tests revealed that his blood group had changed from B+ to O- .

Doctors prescribing Chicken Curry in place of antibiotics after CSE findings

Doctors prescribing Chicken Curry in place of antibiotics after CSE findings

Aug 8, 2014 Comments

With CSE finding residual antibiotics in as much as 40% chicken tested in the NCR region, a new wave of antibiotics are beginning to be prescribed by leading doctors in the country – the chicken itself.

Mosquito diagnosed with lung cancer due to passive smoking

Mosquito diagnosed with lung cancer due to passive smoking

Dec 7, 2013 Comments

This is the first known case where a mosquito has contacted a disease due to a human being. The mosquito had been living in house of a chain smoker, who happens to be a heavy drinker too.

Common cold from last birth cured successfully by homeopathy after 48 years

Common cold from last birth cured successfully by homeopathy after 48 years

Nov 30, 2013 Comments

A 28-year-old man today stunned everybody by claiming that an ailment that he was carrying from the last birth was successfully cured after 48 years (20 years from the previous birth and 28 years in the current birth) of Homeopathic medication.

Political Physics: 12 definitions of scientific terms including Escape Velocity

Political Physics: 12 definitions of scientific terms including Escape Velocity

Oct 8, 2013 Comments

After Rahul Gandhi used the term “escape velocity”, Physics has come back to politics. Here are 12 scientific terms from high school physics textbooks explained in political terms by Faking News.

Monkeys resisting evolution lest they become like human beings

Monkeys resisting evolution lest they become like human beings

Aug 23, 2013 Comments

Troubled by growing crime, corruption, inequality, and stupidity observed among the human beings, monkeys have confirmed that they were least interested in the next stage of evolution.

NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges

NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges

Aug 6, 2012 Comments

After sending their unmanned rover Curiosity to explore the possibility of finding life on Mars, NASA has announced that soon they would be sending an exploration rover to one of the engineering colleges’ in India to find if life exists there.