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Depressed IT engineer’s blood group changes from B+ to O-

Depressed IT engineer’s blood group changes from B+ to O-

Aug 28, 2014 Comments

Mr. Sadanand Udaasi (name changed to protect identity) got the shock of his life after his recent blood tests revealed that his blood group had changed from B+ to O- .

Doctors prescribing Chicken Curry in place of antibiotics after CSE findings

Doctors prescribing Chicken Curry in place of antibiotics after CSE findings

Aug 8, 2014 Comments

With CSE finding residual antibiotics in as much as 40% chicken tested in the NCR region, a new wave of antibiotics are beginning to be prescribed by leading doctors in the country – the chicken itself.

Mosquito diagnosed with lung cancer due to passive smoking

Mosquito diagnosed with lung cancer due to passive smoking

Dec 7, 2013 Comments

This is the first known case where a mosquito has contacted a disease due to a human being. The mosquito had been living in house of a chain smoker, who happens to be a heavy drinker too.

Common cold from last birth cured successfully by homeopathy after 48 years

Common cold from last birth cured successfully by homeopathy after 48 years

Nov 30, 2013 Comments

A 28-year-old man today stunned everybody by claiming that an ailment that he was carrying from the last birth was successfully cured after 48 years (20 years from the previous birth and 28 years in the current birth) of Homeopathic medication.

Political Physics: 12 definitions of scientific terms including Escape Velocity

Political Physics: 12 definitions of scientific terms including Escape Velocity

Oct 8, 2013 Comments

After Rahul Gandhi used the term “escape velocity”, Physics has come back to politics. Here are 12 scientific terms from high school physics textbooks explained in political terms by Faking News.

Monkeys resisting evolution lest they become like human beings

Monkeys resisting evolution lest they become like human beings

Aug 23, 2013 Comments

Troubled by growing crime, corruption, inequality, and stupidity observed among the human beings, monkeys have confirmed that they were least interested in the next stage of evolution.

NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges

NASA’s next mission will find life in engineering colleges

Aug 6, 2012 Comments

After sending their unmanned rover Curiosity to explore the possibility of finding life on Mars, NASA has announced that soon they would be sending an exploration rover to one of the engineering colleges’ in India to find if life exists there.

Doctor invents pills for politicians causing instant chest pain

Doctor invents pills for politicians causing instant chest pain

Oct 19, 2011 Comments

A doctor has created a pill that can cause instant chest pain to politicians planning to avoid custody in cases of corruption. The pill can be gulped down by an accused politician, who will instantly feel pain in his heart.

Scientist develops special gene to help students score over 100% marks

Scientist develops special gene to help students score over 100% marks

Jun 25, 2011 Comments

Owing to skyrocketing cutoffs for admission to Delhi University, a geneticist has isolated the gene for academic excellence, which will help students break the barrier of 100% marks in exams. Professor Mohan Bhatt successfully found the gene after ten years of collecting DNA samples from tea cups at JNU. Prof. Bhatt claims that genetically modified students will be able to score around 110% in board exams.

IIT student develops valentine scheduling algorithm for girls

IIT student develops valentine scheduling algorithm for girls

Feb 12, 2011 Comments

An IIT student has developed an algorithm to evenly distribute time spent by a girl among all the boys on campus for the coming Valentine’s Day. With this, the student has claimed to solve the acute problem of lack of girls on campus in engineering colleges, and has hoped that this Valentine’s Day would prove to be “satisfactory” for everyone across all engineering colleges of India.