When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
Veteran theoretical physicist and a super-expert on super-massive black holes Dr. Stephen Hawking has now theorized that black-holes also fall in love, get married and some of them have kids.
After allegations were brought to light when it was revealed that Maggi had high content of lead in it, scientists have made a startling discovery about the extinction of dinosaurs and their relationship with Maggi.
“Tonnes of valuable urine goes down the drain year after year, literally. UPA govt slept over this issue, but we won’t,” said Gadkari
United States Geological Survey (USGS), which religiously records the occurrence of Earthquake across the world has hit its lottery in India
Bhutan Indigenous Space & Technology Research Organization (BISTRO) has claimed in a recent observational study that comet Magma 9O7x33 which was initially on collision course with earth has suddenly changed its trajectory.
Satisfied with adulations and gratulations received due to the recent edition of Indian Science Congress, the Indian government has now launched Pracheen Nek Puraskar, an award to recognize the brilliance of ancient Indian minds.
Speaking on the Indian couples comments, Dr Kumud Dhital reacted from Sydney, Australia,”Sorry to disappoint but modern science is not likely to develop the art a surgical procedure which can revive dead heartbeats among couples alienated from each other. Although we keep working on it.”
“Everything was going fine, as usual, it was early morning time, suddenly every worker felt a dramatic force that was trying to engulf all earthly matter which includes us the sapiens too,this extra gravity pulled all such things to the locker room and things are trapped inside,” revealed SadaLakshmi Keller, an Indian origin banker who managed to escape through the bank.
“We have got confirmed reports from Africa that Ebola virus was transmitted to the humans via bats. Few Africans had touched or ate the Ebola infected bats and that transmitted this disease to human which is currently spreading across the world,” said mayor of Gotham, justifying his decision.
“Bloody hell! I have been subjected to pathological tests 42 times in last five years and on 40 of these occasions results have not been not on expected lines,” the blood added.