Scientists have almost reached a breakthrough in proving that there are clinical traces of sense of humor present in Indian IT professionals. Though this has not been confirmed yet, the very possibility of this being true has been welcomed by the rest of the Indian citizens.
Researchers have concluded that people are no longer reading up Wikipedia articles on any topic to become an expert on the same topic. Instead, people are reading up tweets – sentences no longer than 140 characters including blank space – to gain domain expertise.
Researchers have announced a major behavioral change in the human race where human beings have been found to be sharing content on Facebook more frequently than saying a silent prayer to support a cause, idea, or an individual.
While crores of taxpayers’ money is believed to have gone waste as Monsoon Session of the Parliament could function only on six days, CAG has calculated a loss of at least 200 Megawatts of Energy due to non-functioning parliament.
After five years of extensive research and analysis, researchers have concluded that the modern day human being has successfully wasted all the time saved by internet and mobile technologies by doing timepass on internet and mobile. The researches have gone so far ahead to suggest that the human civilization hasn’t gained much due to these technologies, which are considered path-breaking and revolutionary for the human civilization.
In an exciting development, a group of IIT Madras PhD students have been given permission to study the possibility of a revolutionary fuel. The fuel being talked about here is a mixture of tobacco and tea, which has helped hundreds of engineering students survive on the campus without any apparent intake of regular meals. The fuel, if successfully developed, will solve India’s energy problems by 2020.
AIIMS doctors have found that rats (rodents, not human beings) living in the Parliament are suffering from hearing loss. The shocking truth was discovered by a group of doctors who had been testing an antidepressant drug on animals for its efficacy.
Mumbai residents, who complain about potholes each monsoon, could now breathe a sigh of relief as a new tar is all set to eliminate the root of the pothole problem – parts of roads that fail to get washed away in the rains. A new tar, which is 100% water soluble, will completely remove the remnants of a road that are left back after rains, causing potholes to appear.
After watching hundreds of hours of video footage of television programs like Emotional Attyachaar and MTV Splitsvilla, a group of sociologists have recommended that “love” should hereafter be termed as a “sex giving” in the modern parlance, especially in India. This is a marked departure from earlier practice where “sex” was referred to as “love making” by authors and thinkers.