In an attempt to improve relations of India with penguins, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to go on a 3 day visit to the ice capped continent of Antarctica.
Fans claim that the number of foreign trips Modi has made so far are now second only to ex-President Pratibha Patil and way more than number of trips an average IT professional makes in his entire career.
This document which looks like balance sheet of Sonia Gandhi, President of Indian National Congress, was forwarded to Faking News by a source known as Lutyen’s Termite.
Two men, a BJP supporter and an NCP supporter, were found hugging each other in Mumbai this afternoon. They were later beaten up by Shiv Sainiks. This brought BJP-NCP together.
The termites claim they were originally hired by the UPA to clean up all 2G related files, but ended up eating expense vouchers of Abhishek Manu Singhvi after 5 months of agonizing wait.
“It seemed that DD Gujarati channel was trying to take control of a TV in a Marathi household and hence had to be taught a lesson,” he justified his decision to break his TV.
On the occasion of release of Sachin’s book, Faking News asked various politicians for their viewpoint on ‘Playing it my way’. Here are the responses
The party claims that the ACB is facing several problems like shortage of staff and missing files and hence could do with a little help from their party that has had a long association with ACB.
“Till yesterday I was thinking that Supreme Court is an independent entity when they pulled up BJP govt on black money issue, but today I am saddened to say even it is working in collusion with BJP,” Kejriwal declared.
If sources from Shiv Sena are to be believed, number of ministries demanded by senior leaders of the party from BJP, in lieu of their support, have now exceeded the number of MLAs they have won in just concluded assembly elections.