Speaking at a press conference, Bedi also confessed that her habit of interrogating was a side effect of her 40 year long service as an IPS officer.
Soon after BJP announced Kiran Bedi as its chief ministerial candidate for Delhi, donors to Aam Aadmi Party demanded return of the money that AAP wasted in getting ‘Kejriwal vs Mukhi’ posters made.
Faced with a string of party hopping witnessed among politicians in the run up to the Delhi polls, BJP has hired an HR consultancy firm to take care of their political recruitment.
Congress for first time has admitted that the upcoming Delhi elections would be a two cornered fight, but only for second position.
BJP leaders like Sakshi Maharaj & Shyamal Goswami who are continuously asking Hindus to have more and more kids have assured people to not worry about space crunch in already overpopulated India.
“I want to assure people of Delhi that if voted again, we would only concentrate on good governance at least for the 5 year term that we get,” said Yogendra Yadav.
“Going by the way they are relaxing at the moment, with just one month way from fresh elections, its quite apparent they are copying our strategy, that too without giving us any credit,” a 22 year old 2nd year engineering student told Faking News
Sakshi Maharaj, BJP MP, who recently said that every Hindu woman must produce four children, is now planning to take matter in his own hand.
After asking Hindu women to produce at least 4 kids, Sakshi Maharaj has now asked hindu men to pray at least 15 times a day to protect Hindu religion.
“Looking at the pace and confusion with which things are currently progressing in J&K, we can safely conclude that there are higher chances of Aamir Khan finalizing his next film and releasing it before J&K gets a govt,” read a joint statement from the top bookies.