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Inspired by Karnataka CM’s water proof saree, Delhi CM Kejriwal buys ink proof clothes for himself

Inspired by Karnataka CM’s water proof saree, Delhi CM Kejriwal buys ink proof clothes for himself

Jan 21, 2016 Comments

After news of Karnataka CM Siddaramaiah buying a water proof saree for his wife went public, Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal too went shopping for ‘ink-proof’ clothes for himself.

Politicians appeal to students to mention their caste in suicide notes

Politicians appeal to students to mention their caste in suicide notes

Jan 21, 2016 Comments

In a rare show of unity, politicians from all parties came together and requested students to mention their caste clearly in their suicide letters.

New helipad to be constructed in Hyderabad Univ campus to cater to huge inflow of politicians and media

New helipad to be constructed in Hyderabad Univ campus to cater to huge inflow of politicians and media

Jan 21, 2016 Comments

Private sector aviation in Telangana has seen a surge of activity after fresh incident of selective intolerance was recently reported at central university of Hyd, owing to which lot of politicians and senior media persons are making daily trips between Hyderabad and Delhi/ Mumbai.

Bihar to abolish literacy by 2016, electricity by 2017 and law and order by 2019

Bihar to abolish literacy by 2016, electricity by 2017 and law and order by 2019

Jan 19, 2016 Comments

In a case of swift political decision making and iron-will the Maha-gathbandhan too declared that literacy, usage of electricity and requirement of law and order will be completely wiped out from every square inch of Bihar within the next few years.

Rahul Gandhi’s return trip delayed as there was no one in Europe to carry his footwear

Rahul Gandhi’s return trip delayed as there was no one in Europe to carry his footwear

Jan 11, 2016 Comments

Congress Vice-President Rahul Gandhi who left for Europe to usher in the New Year, will be arriving today a week late than his scheduled return. Sources say that the delay was caused as there is no one to carry around his footwear.

AAP hires Hrithik Roshan as brand ambassador to point an extra finger for blaming others

AAP hires Hrithik Roshan as brand ambassador to point an extra finger for blaming others

Jan 5, 2016 Comments

Party insiders say that the party desperately needed an extra finger as its current five were always busy pointing at five fixed personalities.

Central government set to hire new CBI, IB officers to meet AAP needs

Central government set to hire new CBI, IB officers to meet AAP needs

Jan 2, 2016 Comments

To even out differences between Government of India and the Government of Kejriwal, Ministry of Rare Skills and Development has decided to induct fresh talent.

Now Delhi MLAs decide to give up 400% pay hike to continue to avail LPG subsidy

Now Delhi MLAs decide to give up 400% pay hike to continue to avail LPG subsidy

Dec 29, 2015 Comments

In a developing story the Delhi MLAs have decided to now give up the 400% hike in their salary so that they can continue to avail LPG subsidy. The central government earlier in the day disallowed availing of LPG subsidy to anyone who has a taxable income of above 10 lakh per annum.

Now Pakistan Army says that sending Militants across the border is nothing but their way of paying surprise visits

Now Pakistan Army says that sending Militants across the border is nothing but their way of paying surprise visits

Dec 28, 2015 Comments

With the country still abuzz about Modi’s dashing surprise visit to Pakistan, the army has come out with a statement saying that sending Militants across borders is their way of paying surprise visits.

After riding a horse instead of a car, Tej Pratap Yadav to replace street lights with jugnoo to reduce pollution

After riding a horse instead of a car, Tej Pratap Yadav to replace street lights with jugnoo to reduce pollution

Dec 26, 2015 Comments

Bihar Health Minister and RJD supremo Lalu Prasad’s elder son Tej Pratap Yadav has come up with another brilliant idea to fight pollution: Replacing streetlights with jugnoos to reduce Bihar’s carbon footprint.