I am sorry if I didn't name anyone in my farewell speech
I am sorry if I named someone in my news reports
Fed up with growing incompetency of senior party leader Digvijay Singh in linking and blaming Narendra Modi with any ongoing controversial event of late, Congress High Command has decided to fire the RSS hand finder.
In a press conference held at party headquarters Jantar Mantar yesterday, Aam Aadmi Party has decided to form and run a parallel govt in Delhi irrespective of whether they win the upcoming elections or not.
In a bid to attract crowds to rallies as well as to secure support of the poor people, Congress has announced a lucky draw scheme for Rahul Gandhi’s rallies.
After BJP claimed that the Government of Gujarat was snooping on a woman following requests from her father who feared for her safety, another worried father has decided to approach the Gujarat government.
Rahul Gandhi’s farewell speech that he wrote in Sachin Tendulkar style. But the Congress high command has rejected his retirement.
An auto driver from Mayapuri has become talk of the town after becoming the first driver in years to charge passengers as per meter.
After Congress decided to boycott TV news shows over opinion polls, the party has made up for this loss of air time by sending Rahul Gandhi to the sets of TV game show Kaun Banega Crorepati.
The Meteorological Department of India has warned Congress of another possible ‘Cyclone Rahulin’ and has urged Congressmen to take all precautionary measures to keep the losses at minimum.
A survey involving interactions with ten classmates of Pappu, a class 9th student, has hinted that Pappu will most probably fail in the coming term exams.
Soon after Lata Mangeshkar endorsed Narendra Modi for the post of Prime Minister, Congress announced a singing talent hunt show to find a “better” alternative to the now “controversial” singer.