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Taking a cue from Shiv Sena MPs, Mumbaikars to force MLAs to drive through potholes

Taking a cue from Shiv Sena MPs, Mumbaikars to force MLAs to drive through potholes

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Following the example of Shiv Sena MPs who protested against bad food by trying to make the catering supervisor eat a roti, Mumbaikars have devised a new method to highlight the problem of potholes.

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Buoyed by their success at Maharashtra Sadan in Delhi, where they forcibly made a staffer almost eat chapati, Shiv Sena MPs have now decided to help mothers whose children are reluctant to eat green veggies.

Opposition demands parliamentary resolution condemning Archie Comics for killing Archie

Opposition demands parliamentary resolution condemning Archie Comics for killing Archie

Jul 20, 2014 Comments

Congress and Trinamool Congress has asked for resolution, in Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha, to condemn the Archie comics for killing Archie.

Amit Shah to move to 10 Janpath, his new official residence

Amit Shah to move to 10 Janpath, his new official residence

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

The move was prompted by the government’s inability to change bureaucrats’ habit of sending all files to 10 Janpath instead of the Prime Minister’s Office.

While asleep in Parliament, Rahul Gandhi dreams of Congress being in majority, will sleep daily

While asleep in Parliament, Rahul Gandhi dreams of Congress being in majority, will sleep daily

Jul 10, 2014 Comments

Taking the concept of dreaming big to a whole new level, Rahul Gandhi has decided to sleep daily inside Parliament, after he dreamt of Congress being in majority during his yesterday’s sleeping session.

Students no longer sleeping in classrooms after Rahul Gandhi’s sleeping video goes viral

Students no longer sleeping in classrooms after Rahul Gandhi’s sleeping video goes viral

Jul 10, 2014 Comments

Students are afraid that they would be compared with Rahul Gandhi if they are caught napping inside their classrooms. This has solved the ages old problem.

Brazil requests Rahul Gandhi to teach them how to smile when things are totally screwed up

Brazil requests Rahul Gandhi to teach them how to smile when things are totally screwed up

Jul 9, 2014 Comments

Afraid of possible mass depression across the country after World Cup defeat, Brazil govt has requested Rahul Gandhi to come and teach Brazilians how to smile when everything is screwed up.

NCP demands more seats from Congress to lose in Maharashtra assembly elections

NCP demands more seats from Congress to lose in Maharashtra assembly elections

Jun 17, 2014 Comments

Arguing that its not just Congress party’s birthright to lose, NCP leaders have made demanded more share of seats to lose in upcoming assembly elections.

Mamata govt exempts people wearing blue jeans and white shirt from following traffic rules

Mamata govt exempts people wearing blue jeans and white shirt from following traffic rules

Jun 10, 2014 Comments

After giving full waiver of property tax to those who use white and sky blue colors to paint their houses, West Bengal government has now exempted people wearing blue jeans and white shirt from following traffic rules.

Mani Shankar Aiyar asks Rahul Gandhi to wash his hands after Modi clasped them

Mani Shankar Aiyar asks Rahul Gandhi to wash his hands after Modi clasped them

Jun 10, 2014 Comments

As Aiyar could not find pure water inside parliament premises on short notice, he requested Sonia Gandhi to spare some gargled water for washing Rahul’s hands.