Indian National Congress has finally got a moment to breathe easy as NASA announced that they have managed to find a planet pretty similar to our very own Earth. Sweets were distributed at various offices of INC as soon as the news surfaced that the space agency’s Kepler mission has found a planet outside solar system.
Recently launched Digital India initiative, though lauded by the technology leaders of the world, has already found critics. At least one political party is planning to protest against it.
Deserted by its UPA-I and UPA-II allies on parliament disruption issue, Congress is looking for a solid cause that can unite the secular parties inside the lower house.
In a move that could dramatically increase the productivity of the parliament, BJP government is planning to scrap Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions and planning to introduce Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion.
Concerned about rising criticism due to disruption of Parliament, government has come up with a unique solution to address the issue. Government plans to shift the Parliament’s monsoon session to Mumbai hoping to blame the city’s monsoon for lack of productive work.
An asteroid carrying 3.5 trillion dollar worth of precious metals which was originally headed for earth has changed its direction soon after veteran Indian politician Money Shanker Iyer was found criticizing the asteroid on national television.
Film Expert Archana Singh, who had earlier endorsed a movie review that Bajrangi Bhaijaan is a “forced” film of Salman Khan to cater to Bhakts, has now delivered yet another amazing punch to the Hindu trolls.
PM Modi who visited JnK today to announce a development package, planned to do Bajrangi Bhaijaan himself when he said that Pakistani infiltrators who have ‘lost their way in Kashmir’ will be safely sent back home.
Concerned about many CMs not attending Niti Ayog Governing Council meeting, PMO has come up with a fool proof strategy to ensure 100% participation. Knowing that politicians across the party lines take pride in showcasing their secular credentials PMO has decided to hold upcoming important meetings in between Iftar parties.
According to our sources in PMO, the smart phone used by PM Narendra Modi which he purchased a year before, has stopped working. It seems this happened when he was on his way to Russia from Kazakhstan to attend BRICS summit.