Holi se pehle hi maar di kisi ne pichkaari!
Bahut Krantikaari, Bahut hi Krantikaari!
“How can Modi stay in our houses without paying any of the rent? I was really shocked to know he has been staying in our houses after I heard of the slogan,” claimed a resident.
“So strong is our commitment to keep communal forces out of power that all our focus was on doing only that, and thus we failed to stop communal forces from rioting,” Mulayam argued.
In a rather unusual turn of events, a group of sadhus representing Aghori community has offered support to Arvind Kejriwal’s party in the upcoming general election.
Looks like Modi mugs, Rahul Gandhi T-Shirts, and AAP caps have had their 15 minutes of fame. Now is the turn of newly launched Pawar Ink Eraser (PIE), which is being demanded by everyone in the country.
Sharad Pawar was today caught by security guards of BIG Cinemas after he tried to watch two movie shows after buying only one ticket.
Bansal is facing stiff competition from BJP’s Kirron Kher and AAP’s Gul Panag, both of whom have branded themselves as ‘Daughters of Chandigarh’
Unable to take it anymore where his existence is being ignored like Advani’s ambitions, Dr. Singh has declared that he will fight Lok Sabha elections from Varanasi as an independent candidate.
Unconfirmed sources have confirmed that Modi is all set to be nominated for Rajya Sabha seat by BJP to increase his possibility of landing in the parliament.
AAP has decided to field WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in the upcoming Lok Sabha elections from Gujarat, where Narendra Modi might settle for a second seat.