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Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

In order to pressurize government to fulfil his demand of handing over the Taj Mahal to the Waqf Board, Azam Khan has decided to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and upon completion will gift it to the Waqf Board.

Azam Khan now asks Salman and Shahrukh to hand themselves over to Wakf Board

Azam Khan now asks Salman and Shahrukh to hand themselves over to Wakf Board

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

After demanding that Taj Mahal be declared Waqf property, Azam Khan has now asked Bollywood Superstars Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan to hand themselves over to the Waqf Board.

Samajwadi Party to distribute buffaloes instead of laptops to woo voters back in Uttar Pradesh

Samajwadi Party to distribute buffaloes instead of laptops to woo voters back in Uttar Pradesh

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

After blaming free laptop distribution scheme for his party’s debacle in LS Polls, Mulayam Singh Yadav has now asked his son to prepare for next assembly polls in the state by distributing free buffaloes to voters.

To improve India’s relations with penguins, Modi to go Antarctica, 50K fans expected to attend his speech

To improve India’s relations with penguins, Modi to go Antarctica, 50K fans expected to attend his speech

Nov 17, 2014 Comments

In an attempt to improve relations of India with penguins, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to go on a 3 day visit to the ice capped continent of Antarctica.

With frequent foreign trips, Narendra Modi declared India’s first “Onsite PM”

With frequent foreign trips, Narendra Modi declared India’s first “Onsite PM”

Nov 14, 2014 Comments

Fans claim that the number of foreign trips Modi has made so far are now second only to ex-President Pratibha Patil and way more than number of trips an average IT professional makes in his entire career.

Sonia Gandhi’s Balance Sheet as declared to the Election Commission

Sonia Gandhi’s Balance Sheet as declared to the Election Commission

Nov 14, 2014 Comments

This document which looks like balance sheet of Sonia Gandhi, President of Indian National Congress, was forwarded to Faking News by a source known as Lutyen’s Termite.

BJP-NCP announce “Kiss of Love” campaign against moral policing of Shiv Sena

BJP-NCP announce “Kiss of Love” campaign against moral policing of Shiv Sena

Nov 12, 2014 Comments

Two men, a BJP supporter and an NCP supporter, were found hugging each other in Mumbai this afternoon. They were later beaten up by Shiv Sainiks. This brought BJP-NCP together.

Termites claim they ate up Singhvi’s vouchers bored of waiting for orders to eat 2G files

Termites claim they ate up Singhvi’s vouchers bored of waiting for orders to eat 2G files

Nov 11, 2014 Comments

The termites claim they were originally hired by the UPA to clean up all 2G related files, but ended up eating expense vouchers of Abhishek Manu Singhvi after 5 months of agonizing wait.

Nitesh Rane smashes his TV set after remote gets stuck on DD Gujarati

Nitesh Rane smashes his TV set after remote gets stuck on DD Gujarati

Nov 7, 2014 Comments

“It seemed that DD Gujarati channel was trying to take control of a TV in a Marathi household and hence had to be taught a lesson,” he justified his decision to break his TV.

If politicians were cricketers, what would their respective autobiographies say

If politicians were cricketers, what would their respective autobiographies say

Nov 6, 2014 Comments

On the occasion of release of Sachin’s book, Faking News asked various politicians for their viewpoint on ‘Playing it my way’. Here are the responses