If reports are to be believed, Shiv Sena and BJP have decided to take inspiration from recent patch up of Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan for a ‘re-alliance’ in Maharashtra.
In order to pressurize government to fulfil his demand of handing over the Taj Mahal to the Waqf Board, Azam Khan has decided to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and upon completion will gift it to the Waqf Board.
After demanding that Taj Mahal be declared Waqf property, Azam Khan has now asked Bollywood Superstars Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan to hand themselves over to the Waqf Board.
After blaming free laptop distribution scheme for his party’s debacle in LS Polls, Mulayam Singh Yadav has now asked his son to prepare for next assembly polls in the state by distributing free buffaloes to voters.
In an attempt to improve relations of India with penguins, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to go on a 3 day visit to the ice capped continent of Antarctica.
Fans claim that the number of foreign trips Modi has made so far are now second only to ex-President Pratibha Patil and way more than number of trips an average IT professional makes in his entire career.
This document which looks like balance sheet of Sonia Gandhi, President of Indian National Congress, was forwarded to Faking News by a source known as Lutyen’s Termite.
Two men, a BJP supporter and an NCP supporter, were found hugging each other in Mumbai this afternoon. They were later beaten up by Shiv Sainiks. This brought BJP-NCP together.
The termites claim they were originally hired by the UPA to clean up all 2G related files, but ended up eating expense vouchers of Abhishek Manu Singhvi after 5 months of agonizing wait.
“It seemed that DD Gujarati channel was trying to take control of a TV in a Marathi household and hence had to be taught a lesson,” he justified his decision to break his TV.