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After batting for farmers and net neutrality, Rahul Gandhi to now bat for Mumbai Indians, literally

After batting for farmers and net neutrality, Rahul Gandhi to now bat for Mumbai Indians, literally

Apr 24, 2015 Comments

“Yeh suit-boot wale coaching staff kuch nahi kar rahe hain,” Rahul said hitting out at the illustrious list of Mumbai Indian coaches.

After smelling a green-leaf I was transported to an alien planet, where I spent 50 days: Rahul Gandhi

After smelling a green-leaf I was transported to an alien planet, where I spent 50 days: Rahul Gandhi

Apr 24, 2015 Comments

New Delhi. Darling of liberal and normal news channels, and heir to the Congress throne, Rahul Gandhi, has shed light on some amazing facts regarding his recent 50+ days vacation. Talking to a press conference he explained his exciting journey in detail. “I think that green leaf, which I found on the floor of a night…

BCCI hires Akhilesh Yadav to prepare bouncy wickets after most of his governments farmer compensation cheques bounce

BCCI hires Akhilesh Yadav to prepare bouncy wickets after most of his governments farmer compensation cheques bounce

Apr 22, 2015 Comments

Faking News talked to BCCI chief Daal-mein Kala-Miya aboout this. Read interview:

Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan to stand outside Kejriwal’s residence night & day to win back his heart

Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan to stand outside Kejriwal’s residence night & day to win back his heart

Apr 22, 2015 Comments

While they were steadfast in their decision to uphold Swaraj in AAP, they cannot do so by remaining outside the party.

Only reason I still eat lots of cotton-candy is because I am concerned for our cotton farmers: Rahul Gandhi

Only reason I still eat lots of cotton-candy is because I am concerned for our cotton farmers: Rahul Gandhi

Apr 21, 2015 Comments

Rahul lauded eating cotton-candy as single most crucial steps the citizens can take to help cotton farmers and revive country’s agriculture sector.

Yogendra Yadav requests Kejriwal to let him carry out last internal survey before being thrown out

Yogendra Yadav requests Kejriwal to let him carry out last internal survey before being thrown out

Apr 21, 2015 Comments

“I have further requested them to let me carry out these surveys on my home turf Haryana,” Yadav added.

RaGa is a skilled administrator and a mellifluous orator, but in a parallel universe, claims philosopher

RaGa is a skilled administrator and a mellifluous orator, but in a parallel universe, claims philosopher

Apr 16, 2015 Comments

Renowned philosopher and sociologist Dr. Jasjeet Jagan has claimed in his recent book on Rahul baba that he is a proficient administrator and a mellifluous orator.

Rahul Gandhi takes retirement from vacationing after running out of places to vacation

Rahul Gandhi takes retirement from vacationing after running out of places to vacation

Apr 16, 2015 Comments

Experts have criticized the move saying it will cripple economies of several small nations that were banking on Rahul Gandhi to vacation there.

Kashmiri separatists laud 800 Valmikis for converting to Islam, ask Pandits to learn from them

Kashmiri separatists laud 800 Valmikis for converting to Islam, ask Pandits to learn from them

Apr 15, 2015 Comments

“All this talk of Kashmiri Pandits being extremely attached to their native homes is bullshit. If they really were so desperate to save their homeland and houses, they would not have thought twice before doing what Valmikis did,” veteran separatist Yasin Malik told Faking News.

A township based on religion is detrimental to a state that is not based on religion: Assin Malick

A township based on religion is detrimental to a state that is not based on religion: Assin Malick

Apr 14, 2015 Comments

Faking News caught up with Malik in the backdrops of stone throwing event in the heart of Srinagar for an interview.