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Congress elated as NASA found Earth 2.0

Congress elated as NASA found Earth 2.0

Jul 27, 2015 Comments

Indian National Congress has finally got a moment to breathe easy as NASA announced that they have managed to find a planet pretty similar to our very own Earth. Sweets were distributed at various offices of INC as soon as the news surfaced that the space agency’s Kepler mission has found a planet outside solar system.

Analog Aadmi Party (AAP) condemns Digital India Initiative

Analog Aadmi Party (AAP) condemns Digital India Initiative

Jul 26, 2015 Comments

Recently launched Digital India initiative, though lauded by the technology leaders of the world, has already found critics. At least one political party is planning to protest against it.

Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Jul 25, 2015 Comments

Deserted by its UPA-I and UPA-II allies on parliament disruption issue, Congress is looking for a solid cause that can unite the secular parties inside the lower house.

Govt. scraps Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions, introduces Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion

Govt. scraps Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions, introduces Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion

Jul 24, 2015 Comments

In a move that could dramatically increase the productivity of the parliament, BJP government is planning to scrap Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions and planning to introduce Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion.

Govt to shift Parliament to Mumbai, to blame city’s rains for disruption of Monsoon Session

Govt to shift Parliament to Mumbai, to blame city’s rains for disruption of Monsoon Session

Jul 23, 2015 Comments

Concerned about rising criticism due to disruption of Parliament, government has come up with a unique solution to address the issue. Government plans to shift the Parliament’s monsoon session to Mumbai hoping to blame the city’s monsoon for lack of productive work.

Asteroid on collision path with earth takes U-turn after it is severely criticized by TV expert

Asteroid on collision path with earth takes U-turn after it is severely criticized by TV expert

Jul 22, 2015 Comments

An asteroid carrying 3.5 trillion dollar worth of precious metals which was originally headed for earth has changed its direction soon after veteran Indian politician Money Shanker Iyer was found criticizing the asteroid on national television.

Similar to Salman’s Bajrangi Bhaijaan, even SRK was forced to make Asoka with no Muslims appearing in that film, to appease Bhakts – Film Expert

Similar to Salman’s Bajrangi Bhaijaan, even SRK was forced to make Asoka with no Muslims appearing in that film, to appease Bhakts – Film Expert

Jul 19, 2015 Comments

Film Expert Archana Singh, who had earlier endorsed a movie review that Bajrangi Bhaijaan is a “forced” film of Salman Khan to cater to Bhakts, has now delivered yet another amazing punch to the Hindu trolls.

Modi plays real life Bajrangi Bhaijaan, says all Pakistani infiltrators in Kashmir will be safely sent back home

Modi plays real life Bajrangi Bhaijaan, says all Pakistani infiltrators in Kashmir will be safely sent back home

Jul 17, 2015 Comments

PM Modi who visited JnK today to announce a development package, planned to do Bajrangi Bhaijaan himself when he said that Pakistani infiltrators who have ‘lost their way in Kashmir’ will be safely sent back home.

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

Jul 16, 2015 Comments

Concerned about many CMs not attending Niti Ayog Governing Council meeting, PMO has come up with a fool proof strategy to ensure 100% participation. Knowing that politicians across the party lines take pride in showcasing their secular credentials PMO has decided to hold upcoming important meetings in between Iftar parties.

PM’s phone stops working, reason might be due to too many times toggle between airplane mode on and off

PM’s phone stops working, reason might be due to too many times toggle between airplane mode on and off

Jul 12, 2015 Comments

According to our sources in PMO, the smart phone used by PM Narendra Modi which he purchased a year before, has stopped working. It seems this happened when he was on his way to Russia from Kazakhstan to attend BRICS summit.