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Following the example of Shiv Sena MPs who protested against bad food by trying to make the catering supervisor eat a roti, Mumbaikars have devised a new method to highlight the problem of potholes.
Buoyed by their success at Maharashtra Sadan in Delhi, where they forcibly made a staffer almost eat chapati, Shiv Sena MPs have now decided to help mothers whose children are reluctant to eat green veggies.
Congress and Trinamool Congress has asked for resolution, in Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha, to condemn the Archie comics for killing Archie.
The move was prompted by the government’s inability to change bureaucrats’ habit of sending all files to 10 Janpath instead of the Prime Minister’s Office.
Taking the concept of dreaming big to a whole new level, Rahul Gandhi has decided to sleep daily inside Parliament, after he dreamt of Congress being in majority during his yesterday’s sleeping session.
Students are afraid that they would be compared with Rahul Gandhi if they are caught napping inside their classrooms. This has solved the ages old problem.
Afraid of possible mass depression across the country after World Cup defeat, Brazil govt has requested Rahul Gandhi to come and teach Brazilians how to smile when everything is screwed up.
Arguing that its not just Congress party’s birthright to lose, NCP leaders have made demanded more share of seats to lose in upcoming assembly elections.
After giving full waiver of property tax to those who use white and sky blue colors to paint their houses, West Bengal government has now exempted people wearing blue jeans and white shirt from following traffic rules.
As Aiyar could not find pure water inside parliament premises on short notice, he requested Sonia Gandhi to spare some gargled water for washing Rahul’s hands.