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UPSC impasse resolved, all 10+2 passed students to be identified as engineers

UPSC impasse resolved, all 10+2 passed students to be identified as engineers

Aug 1, 2014 Comments

“Engineering is a basic degree nowadays, in order to specialize in any field, from photography to MBA to wine-making a BE degree is a must,” DoPT minister argued.

Student quits photography to finish engineering college

Student quits photography to finish engineering college

Jul 27, 2014 Comments

Fellow students witnessed the smudged writing on their senior’s hostel wall which said “I QUIT”. It was overwritten with another piece of writing which said “NOW, I BEGIN”.

Massage tycoon sues Central Railway in Mumbai for giving free massage

Massage tycoon sues Central Railway in Mumbai for giving free massage

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

“We get customers who quote examples of how a 15 minutes ride to Kurla from Thane station helped them get rid of muscle and joint pains for free,” tycoon disclosed.

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

While men are busy trying to impress the girl, sources suggest that she might be a plant by the HR to let men forget about poor salary hikes earlier this year.

Speeding biker launches into space after hitting unexpected speed breaker on Bangalore road

Speeding biker launches into space after hitting unexpected speed breaker on Bangalore road

Jul 19, 2014 Comments

The biker hit the hump at neck-breaking speed, only to be launched into space due to the steep upward slope.

Engineering colleges hire Alok Nath to attract parents, promise sanskaari campus

Engineering colleges hire Alok Nath to attract parents, promise sanskaari campus

Jul 13, 2014 Comments

Babuji’s ashirvaad effects are being highlighted in brochures to attract parents. In fact, sources claim that apart from parents, this will also excite some prospective employers of engineers

Bangalore makes all roads one way, techie spends 2 weeks to find way to office

Bangalore makes all roads one way, techie spends 2 weeks to find way to office

Jul 11, 2014 Comments

Fed up of the very few wide roads, the Bangalore Traffic Department recently converted all roads into one lane roads. But this has thrown a techie’s life out of gear.

Doctor who took admission through donation, now offering money to attract patients to his clinic

Doctor who took admission through donation, now offering money to attract patients to his clinic

Jul 8, 2014 Comments

A freshly graduated doctor, who back in 2005 took admission in the medical college by paying a hefty donation, is now offering money to patients who agree to get diagnosed by him.

As rains fall in Mumbai, BMC contractors spotted dancing like peacocks

As rains fall in Mumbai, BMC contractors spotted dancing like peacocks

Jul 3, 2014 Comments

Contractors are happy that after rains, there will be water logging and broken roads, which will help them earn more public works contracts.

BMC to dig potholes and fill water in them so that Mumbaikars don’t miss delayed monsoon

BMC to dig potholes and fill water in them so that Mumbaikars don’t miss delayed monsoon

Jun 30, 2014 Comments

With monsoon delayed and Mumbai witnessing no regular rains, BMC is worried about residents missing potholes and other messed up problems due to rains.