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Inspired by Nehru’s Tryst with Destiny speech, Modi, Kejriwal etc come up with their own tryst with destinies

Inspired by Nehru’s Tryst with Destiny speech, Modi, Kejriwal etc come up with their own tryst with destinies

Aug 15, 2015 Comments

Faking News approached Arnab, Modi, Rahul Gandhi etc to ask their version of the ‘Tryst with Destiny’ speech. This is what they responded:

People Baba Siddique could look forward to unite this year after successfully uniting SRK-Salman

People Baba Siddique could look forward to unite this year after successfully uniting SRK-Salman

Jul 9, 2015 Comments

Faking News proposes to him a list of people/entities he could consider uniting.

After Delhi University, now cut off for Fake Degrees also to be announced soon

After Delhi University, now cut off for Fake Degrees also to be announced soon

Jun 25, 2015 Comments

With rising demand for fake degrees in national capital, those running fake degree rackets have also now decided to declare a cut off soon.

Employee upset with rain cancelling no train in Mumbai today, caught snapping overhead wires at Bandra to disrupt services

Employee upset with rain cancelling no train in Mumbai today, caught snapping overhead wires at Bandra to disrupt services

Jun 23, 2015 Comments

Hoping to get an off from work today due to city being hit by another spell of heavy rain, an IT employee was shattered after finding that there was none declared by his office.

Life in Mumbai paralyzed by rains and in Delhi by AAP’s new ad

Life in Mumbai paralyzed by rains and in Delhi by AAP’s new ad

Jun 19, 2015 Comments

In the aftermath of new TV commercial aired by Aam Aadmi Party ruled Delhi govt 2 days back, thousands of Delhi residents were affected and found it difficult to resume their normal routine this morning.

After lead in Maggi, samples of fresh milk found in Railway pantry tea & coffee

After lead in Maggi, samples of fresh milk found in Railway pantry tea & coffee

Jun 16, 2015 Comments

Last evening in a superfast train, a passenger yelled at the pantry staff after he found the coffee tasting milky.

Dustbin feels depressed after garbage thrown at him misses aim and lands at pavement

Dustbin feels depressed after garbage thrown at him misses aim and lands at pavement

Jun 6, 2015 Comments

Commuters on MG Road were left dumbfounded on Monday evening when they spotted a dustbin entering their local psychiatrist’s clinic.

Celebrations erupt in slums of Mumbai as Delhi declared unlivable by a New York expat

Celebrations erupt in slums of Mumbai as Delhi declared unlivable by a New York expat

Jun 2, 2015 Comments

Mumbai vs Delhi rivalry was back in vogue after an expat (from New York) living in Delhi for 3 years decided to leave the city citing it unlivable due to extremely high pollution.

Drones to be used this summer to stop kids from stealing mangoes from trees

Drones to be used this summer to stop kids from stealing mangoes from trees

May 31, 2015 Comments

This move comes as a huge relief to cranky concerned mango tree owners.

Man learns ‘Locking-Popping’ dance form by traveling daily in a bus

Man learns ‘Locking-Popping’ dance form by traveling daily in a bus

May 31, 2015 Comments

The city of start-ups has provided its daily commuters with another idea, that is, learning ‘Locking-Popping’ dance form while travelling in BMTC buses.