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Pen drive not taken out of laptop for 10 days due to errors shown while safely removing it

Pen drive not taken out of laptop for 10 days due to errors shown while safely removing it

Mar 24, 2014 Comments

Chintit Chaturvedi, a final year engineering student has refused to pull out his newly bought pen drive from laptop after it showed error while trying to remove it safely.

Supreme Court declares weekdays officially closed, Sarkari Babus relieved

Supreme Court declares weekdays officially closed, Sarkari Babus relieved

Mar 19, 2014 Comments

This ruling comes after the constant protests by the Sarkari Babus, who were mentally tortured by being asked to work on the weekdays.

How various people celebrated Holi

How various people celebrated Holi

Mar 17, 2014 Comments

From celebrities to the common man, find out how they celebrated Holi.

Kejriwal becomes first person to enjoy Mumbai local train ride

Kejriwal becomes first person to enjoy Mumbai local train ride

Mar 12, 2014 Comments

Arvind Kejriwal has called his Mumbai local journey from Andheri to Churchgate a “smooth ride”, becoming the first person in the world to say so.

7 things that last longer than 2014 Elections

7 things that last longer than 2014 Elections

Mar 5, 2014 Comments

Faking News has found 7 things that last longer than the election schedule announced by ECI early morning today. Find out:

IT professional in Bangalore decides to buy an auto from first salary

IT professional in Bangalore decides to buy an auto from first salary

Feb 23, 2014 Comments

A fresher currently employed by one of the top IT firms in Bangalore is in a toss after seeing the high rates of buses and autos in the city.

CNR Rao, the other Bharat Ratna recipient, inspires 2 guys to become scientists

CNR Rao, the other Bharat Ratna recipient, inspires 2 guys to become scientists

Feb 4, 2014 Comments

CNR Rao, who was the other recipient of Bharat Ratna besides Sachin Tendulkar, inspired a total of two youths across the whole nation to become scientists.

Customer care executive solves problem in 2 minutes

Customer care executive solves problem in 2 minutes

Jan 25, 2014 Comments

Such was the impact of the incident that unable to bear the shock the customer who was on the other end of the call, suffered a massive heart attack.

Kumar Vishwas offers anticipatory apologies for any more old jokes that might pop up

Kumar Vishwas offers anticipatory apologies for any more old jokes that might pop up

Jan 23, 2014 Comments

After apologizing for his remarks against Malayali nurses, Kumar Vishwas has now offered anticipatory apologies for all insensitive jokes that he might have cracked in the past.

AAP to conduct entrance exam to recruit new joinees, questions leaked

AAP to conduct entrance exam to recruit new joinees, questions leaked

Jan 12, 2014 Comments

Faking News has access to some of the questions that AAP will ask new joinees in order to check how much of an Aam Aadmi they are at heart.