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Chintit Chaturvedi, a final year engineering student has refused to pull out his newly bought pen drive from laptop after it showed error while trying to remove it safely.
This ruling comes after the constant protests by the Sarkari Babus, who were mentally tortured by being asked to work on the weekdays.
Arvind Kejriwal has called his Mumbai local journey from Andheri to Churchgate a “smooth ride”, becoming the first person in the world to say so.
A fresher currently employed by one of the top IT firms in Bangalore is in a toss after seeing the high rates of buses and autos in the city.
CNR Rao, who was the other recipient of Bharat Ratna besides Sachin Tendulkar, inspired a total of two youths across the whole nation to become scientists.
Such was the impact of the incident that unable to bear the shock the customer who was on the other end of the call, suffered a massive heart attack.
After apologizing for his remarks against Malayali nurses, Kumar Vishwas has now offered anticipatory apologies for all insensitive jokes that he might have cracked in the past.
Faking News has access to some of the questions that AAP will ask new joinees in order to check how much of an Aam Aadmi they are at heart.