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Yogendra Yadav to sleep on pavements of Bangalore to prevent bikers from using it

Yogendra Yadav to sleep on pavements of Bangalore to prevent bikers from using it

Sep 14, 2014 Comments

In a smart move to prevent bikers from using Bangalore pavements to bypass traffic, AAP leader has decided to sleep on different pavements every day to increase awareness and stop the bikers from using it.

Man house hunting in Mumbai found more stressed than software engineer

Man house hunting in Mumbai found more stressed than software engineer

Sep 11, 2014 Comments

“First time he visited me, he looked so stressed that I thought he was either a software engineer or a person whose maid was on leave,” the doctor told Faking News.

Hostel student exposed for studying secretly in toilet to avoid embarrassment of studying without having any exam

Hostel student exposed for studying secretly in toilet to avoid embarrassment of studying without having any exam

Sep 10, 2014 Comments

“With college exams still a month away, this was the only way to read course books without risking my image of a cool dude,” Rocky explained.

Government announces new lane for people who like to text while walking

Government announces new lane for people who like to text while walking

Sep 10, 2014 Comments

Nitin Gadkari announced a new lane on all the roads of the country for the people who like to chat on their phones while walking.

Indian Police to be employed as ‘official spectators’ for sporting events

Indian Police to be employed as ‘official spectators’ for sporting events

Sep 8, 2014 Comments

“No one is as talented as our police are at being able to silently spectate events/crimes as professionally as we do when turmoil is occurring around them,” the Director General of Police said in his statement today.

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Sep 6, 2014 Comments

Arvind Kadke, a young techie working with Peanut Consulting for past 4 years has decided to quit his job and planning to enrol for engineering course in a premier engineering college.

Bangalore autodriver makes it to the Forbes list of millionaires

Bangalore autodriver makes it to the Forbes list of millionaires

Aug 29, 2014 Comments

Mr. Muni Kariappa has been an auto driver for over 30 years and all his hard work had paid off when he was finally announced as a millionaire by Forbes today.

Girl asks boyfriend to buy her a Xiaomi mobile from Flipkart to prove his love

Girl asks boyfriend to buy her a Xiaomi mobile from Flipkart to prove his love

Aug 27, 2014 Comments

Xiaomi mobiles, which are available only on Flipkart are infamous for getting sold out in just few seconds. This rarity of getting a mobile booked is what prompted Priya to use it as a test to check genuinity of his boyfriend’s love for her.

Engineering student caught going off to bed at 1 am, issued show cause notice

Engineering student caught going off to bed at 1 am, issued show cause notice

Aug 22, 2014 Comments

A 2nd year engineering student from one of the 246 prestigious colleges in the city was yesterday issued show cause notice by the hostel authorities after he was caught dozing off to sleep as early as 1 am in the night.

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Aug 14, 2014 Comments

“Well, people listen to these FM radios only when they are driving. If we shorten their driving time, we can make sure that nobody is listening to these RJs.”