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Confused by corporate lingo, MBA grad visits fruits market to do apples-to-apples comparison

Confused by corporate lingo, MBA grad visits fruits market to do apples-to-apples comparison

Mar 15, 2015 Comments

Raghav Mahajan a fresh MBA graduate from Global Future School of Management (GFSoM) suffered serious injuries yesterday night after he was involved in a vicious fist fight with a fruits vendor Ramlaal at a local market.

Top IIT coaching institutes of Kota to be converted into IITs: Arun Jaitley

Top IIT coaching institutes of Kota to be converted into IITs: Arun Jaitley

Feb 28, 2015 Comments

Explaining his decision, Mr. Jaitely highlighted the need to set up more and more IITs and IIMs to cater the educational needs of country’s young generation.

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Feb 13, 2015 Comments

When Shaitaan Khopdi™ talked to Amit he said, “Tare tod ke lana ek Jumla hota hai. Ye aapko bhi pata hai aur unko bhi. Fir bhi agar vo nahi samajh rahi hai to mujhe taras aata hai”.

Mumbai launches 7 seater auto services, to be available from March

Mumbai launches 7 seater auto services, to be available from March

Jan 17, 2015 Comments

The Navi Mumbai Auto Rickshaw Union today announced that henceforth all the auto rickshaws in the Navi Mumbai area will be 7 seaters.

Friday faking release: Tevar

Friday faking release: Tevar

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

Virat Kohli giving it back to Australian cricketers in full tevar.

Middle class man agitated over his hurt religious sentiments calms down after checking his lean bank balance

Middle class man agitated over his hurt religious sentiments calms down after checking his lean bank balance

Jan 8, 2015 Comments

Naseer, a young techie in his mid twenties has found amazing way of calming himself down, whenever he feels agitated over his hurt religious sentiments.

Man desperately looking for a tea shop in Goa crosses 50 liquor shops before finding one

Man desperately looking for a tea shop in Goa crosses 50 liquor shops before finding one

Jan 6, 2015 Comments

Harsh Sharma, a young IT professional and a tea addict who was on a road trip to Goa, had to cross fifty liquor shops before finding a tea shop.

New Year’s resolutions of various celebrities and entities

New Year’s resolutions of various celebrities and entities

Jan 1, 2015 Comments

Faking News got around collecting New Year’s resolutions from various Indian citizens, establishments, political parties and the government. Find out:

Corners in government buildings declared UNESCO World Heritage Sites

Corners in government buildings declared UNESCO World Heritage Sites

Dec 30, 2014 Comments

As per the latest developments on WhatsApp, India’s leading rumour news broadcasting service, the corners in various commercial complexes and government buildings in India have been declared as UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

CBSE requests Courts to prepare question papers for 10th and 12th exams

CBSE requests Courts to prepare question papers for 10th and 12th exams

Dec 28, 2014 Comments

In an unexpected move, Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) has requested Indian Judiciary to pen question papers for their 10th standard and 12th standard final exams.