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Students quit IITs, to join Idea Mobile’s IIN

Students quit IITs, to join Idea Mobile’s IIN

Dec 21, 2014 Comments

Looking at this mind-boggling success story, the students from the IITs of the country have decided to quit IITs and instead join Idea’s IIN, which stands for Idea’s Internet Network.

As temperature dips, Delhi boy found reading motivational book in bathroom before taking shower

As temperature dips, Delhi boy found reading motivational book in bathroom before taking shower

Dec 15, 2014 Comments

As capital continues to reel under bone-chilling cold, an engineering college student was found standing in front of shower in bathroom reading Shiv Khera’s “You Can Win”.

Man finds ages old piece of paper inside his wallet, requests ASI to excavate the wallet

Man finds ages old piece of paper inside his wallet, requests ASI to excavate the wallet

Dec 9, 2014 Comments

“Earlier, whenever I used to look at my overweight wallet filled with God knows what, I always thought that one day I would gather enough courage to dig deep inside, but I never did,” said Khoji.

Villagers shocked as authorities complete bridge on time, continue using old rope bridge

Villagers shocked as authorities complete bridge on time, continue using old rope bridge

Dec 9, 2014 Comments

Residents of a village named Panipuri are still using an old half-torn rope bridge even though they have a newly constructed concrete bridge in place, and they don’t even have to pay any toll tax to use it.

Local barber suicidal after no one gives a damn about his ideas on “How to run this country properly”

Local barber suicidal after no one gives a damn about his ideas on “How to run this country properly”

Dec 8, 2014 Comments

A local barber named Ram Lakhan Thakur has gone immensely distressed and became suicidal after none of his customers are giving a damn about his ideas on running the nation perfectly.

CAT aspirant techie attacked by jealous fellow flatmate for studying too much

CAT aspirant techie attacked by jealous fellow flatmate for studying too much

Dec 3, 2014 Comments

The victim has been accused of trying to kill the fun atmosphere which used to exist at their flat before he chose to dedicate himself fully to CAT preparation.

Theater hires psychologists to help customers recover from depression which they go into after missing first 5 minutes of a movie

Theater hires psychologists to help customers recover from depression which they go into after missing first 5 minutes of a movie

Dec 2, 2014 Comments

In order to help late coming customers recover from the depression which they go into after missing first few minutes of a movie, a movie theater has hired psychologists.

Donkeys file case in court against stereotyping them as idiots

Donkeys file case in court against stereotyping them as idiots

Nov 30, 2014 Comments

The donkeys have to bear the ignominy of being compared to the most unwise people. But recent scientific studies debunked the age old notion and in fact suggested that donkeys are in-fact smart animals

After engineering, two college buddies on the verge of break-up as long distance relationship not working for them

After engineering, two college buddies on the verge of break-up as long distance relationship not working for them

Nov 26, 2014 Comments

After passing out of college in 2012, while Arpit joined a company in Bangalore, Anoop moved to Delhi.

Engineering student walks into law college, has heart attack on seeing so many girls

Engineering student walks into law college, has heart attack on seeing so many girls

Nov 23, 2014 Comments

A 3rd year Mechanical Engineering student of CHAMPU (Chanakya Himachal Andhra Madhya Pradesh University), fell off his Activa as he was driving it through the law college.