Residents of Mumbai residing in and around Parel today mistook noise coming from Ganesh Visarjan processions for Arnab Goswami’s Newshour.
A TV news reporter has been admitted to the ICU of AIIMS after he suffered dehydration, breathlessness, and extreme fatigue following non-stop reporting about Sonia Gandhi’s mild fever.
Laughter clubs across the country are using daily news reports as a prop to conduct their laughing exercises. They assemble and switch on TV news channels.
The news channel decided to adopt this strategy after they found out that their guests – political leaders and political experts – were repeating the same stuff even if the debate topic was different.
Inspired by Digvijay Singh, Nitesh Rane, and now Bhim Singh, Duryodhan Singh, an MLA from eastern UP is planning to say something totally stupid and offensive to be popular.
The journalist was not happy with pictures of Ranbir and Katrina that showed them in beachwear somewhere in Spain, and he wanted more revealing ones.
A 19-year-old student from IIIT Allahabad here has claimed to develop a software that can come up with news and opinion articles on Narendra Modi with a mouse click.
Tired, fed up, and mighty pissed-off with non-stop news coverage of spot-fixing in IPL, the citizens of India have unanimously thanked LK Advani for forcing the news channels to shift focus.
Leading bookies and gamblers betting during Kabaddi matches have expressed huge disappointment with Indian media for having ignored their achievements.
Indian news channels have sent a request to North Korean premier Kim Jong Un to hold off any possible war with South Korea till they find a person who can pass off as a North Korean expert on their 9 PM debates.