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Flood angry over complete blackout of its activities in Assam, vows to attack Mumbai to get media coverage

Flood angry over complete blackout of its activities in Assam, vows to attack Mumbai to get media coverage

Oct 5, 2014 Comments

The flood was watery-eyed when it spoke of the attention it got in Mumbai few years back and in Kashmir last month. It seemed to be very angry about complete blackout of its activities in Assam and had vowed to attack Mumbai to get complete attention and coverage.

Karnataka MLAs plan a short foreign trip while Arnab is in USA

Karnataka MLAs plan a short foreign trip while Arnab is in USA

Sep 30, 2014 Comments

Arguing that they want to make the most of Arnab’s absence and also the fact that they couldn’t explore those places in entirety the last time they were there on an alleged ‘study tour’, these MLAs have decided to complete their trip from where they left it.

Rajdeep says, he was practicing dealing with bullies before his next interview with Raj Thackeray

Rajdeep says, he was practicing dealing with bullies before his next interview with Raj Thackeray

Sep 29, 2014 Comments

Rajdeep wasn’t too much happy with his last interview with MNS chief, in which Rajdeep was clearly on back foot.

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Sep 25, 2014 Comments

Jagannath Mutthu, an ardent TOI reader for past 20 year is feeling disillusioned. The standoff between Deepika Padukone and Time of India has gone to the lengths he had never imagined.

As Mangalyaan attains celebrity status, Times of India to send a spacecraft to take its hot pics

As Mangalyaan attains celebrity status, Times of India to send a spacecraft to take its hot pics

Sep 25, 2014 Comments

After realizing that Mangalyaan has attained celebrity status in India, leading daily Times of India has decided to send a spacecraft in outer space to take hot pics of ISRO’s Mars orbiter.

TOI to appreciate beauty by installing cameras below seats of actresses during Filmfare awards

TOI to appreciate beauty by installing cameras below seats of actresses during Filmfare awards

Sep 15, 2014 Comments

After arguing that their tweet referring to Deepika Padukone’s cleavage was just an attempt to compliment her beauty that everyone should be aware of, TOI has now gone a step further to compliment bollywood actresses.

Doctor advises man with low blood pressure to watch Arnab’s newshour

Doctor advises man with low blood pressure to watch Arnab’s newshour

Sep 8, 2014 Comments

For instant results, doctor has advised patient to watch debates featuring Sanjay Jha. Doctor is confident that Arnab unnecessarily screaming and the general loud atmosphere of the show will increase and normalize patient’s BP.

Unable to come up with idiotic hashtag, news channel drops coverage of major news event

Unable to come up with idiotic hashtag, news channel drops coverage of major news event

Aug 24, 2014 Comments

News channel Times Now have decided to drop the coverage of a major news event – the blasphemous pictures uploaded by secular liberal activist Teesta Setalvad, as it was unable to come up with an idiotic hashtag for Twitter.

Experts hail rise in Gandhian values in Delhi as people refuse to see any evil in Meerut

Experts hail rise in Gandhian values in Delhi as people refuse to see any evil in Meerut

Aug 5, 2014 Comments

Leading social science experts have applauded the way Delhi elites have started returning to Gandhian values of “See no evil, Hear no evil, and Say no evil.”

Wife threatens husband, “Stop watching Newshour or my mother comes to stay with us”

Wife threatens husband, “Stop watching Newshour or my mother comes to stay with us”

Jul 29, 2014 Comments

Married life of a couple in Delhi has hit a bit of a bump thanks to Times Now’s super hit entertainment program, The Newshour.