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A major talent management group has announced that it will hold a Bollywood award auction along with IPL-7 auctions that will take place next year. Interested parties would be able to buy cricketers as well as movie awards.
Politicians, cutting across party lines, have requested Bollywood couple Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan to schedule their wedding on the day latest politician Arvind Kejriwal could hold his next press conference to “expose” another politician.
While most of the men are reportedly watching IPL matches on TV, a recent study has revealed that an overwhelming majority of men working in the IT industry are preferring to watch family dramas and serials like Bade Achchhe Lagte Hain. These include men of all ages and marital status i.e. not just those who could be giving a company to their wives.
In an innovative solution to the problem of Shah Rukh Khan being detained at US airports, government has decided to give diplomatic status to the Bollywood actor. Shah Rukh Khan will now be recognized as the Chief Minister of Bollywood, and would get a diplomatic passport. However, the rights of responsibilities of SRK is not yet clear, and it’s turning into a political controversy.
A PIL filed in Delhi court has claimed a massive fraud going on in the entertainment industry as any damn person would appear on television claiming to be a “celebrity”.
Why this Kolaveri di, the soup song, is now making its presence felt across domains. Businesses and institutions are trying to ride the wave of popularity it has generated by coming up with related ideas that they believe will appeal to the masses. While a vendor in Gujarat has started selling “Kolaveri Dhokla”, the United Nations has announced “World Kolaveri Day” on next Friday.
Dhaanchu, a farmer, has sued a renowned English daily for giving four star ratings to the film “Three Cubed Idiots” starring Uday Chopra, Tusshar Kapoor and Harman Baweja, all in triple roles.
A Bollywood film producer is facing strong criticism for offering a scriptwriter an amount of fee, which is as high as the budget earmarked for the wardrobe expenses of the film’s heroine.
Members of the government and the civil society have come together to convince Ram Gopal Varma to drop his plans to make a movie, apparently titled “Anna Ki Aag”, based upon Anna Hazare’s anti-corruption movement. A secret panel consisting of some central ministers and civil society members has already had three rounds of talks with Ramu, but sources inform that the maverick filmmaker has not relented.
After music composer Ismail Darbar accused fellow composer A R Rahman of bribing and “buying” his Academy Awards, a conman has been at large hoodwinking various Bollywood personalities into believing that he was an “agent” who could arrange for an Oscar at a price. According to sources, this conman has duped at least a dozen Bollywood actors, producers and musicians in the last couple of days.