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Onions promise to drop their eye irritation feature once they reach Rs 100/kg

Onions promise to drop their eye irritation feature once they reach Rs 100/kg

Sep 18, 2013 Comments

Happy with their rising net worth, onions have promised to drop their eye irritation feature once they reach the figure of Rs 100/kg. However, Kapil Sibal is unhappy.

Prime Minister to mortgage his voice, as silence is golden

Prime Minister to mortgage his voice, as silence is golden

Sep 6, 2013 Comments

After their attempt to use gold reserves of temples faced some resistance, the government has now turned to the biggest gold reserve they had been sitting on – Prime Minister’s silence.

Don’t use LPG, use perfume wale gas cylinders i.e. Deodorants: Moily

Don’t use LPG, use perfume wale gas cylinders i.e. Deodorants: Moily

Sep 1, 2013 Comments

Government has taken notice of the fact that most of the deodorants available in the market are merely gas cylinders with some perfume put in.

Prime Minister’s US trip cancelled as there are not enough dollars

Prime Minister’s US trip cancelled as there are not enough dollars

Aug 22, 2013 Comments

The cancellation came soon after the Indian Prime Minister urged the US President to allow India to pay his travel costs in Rupees instead of Dollars. US was not interested in getting any Indian currency.

India ready to talk to Dollar to strengthen Rupee-Dollar relationship

India ready to talk to Dollar to strengthen Rupee-Dollar relationship

Aug 20, 2013 Comments

In a major effort to boost economy and arrest the free fall of Indian Rupee against the US Dollar, the government of India today announced that it will start talks with the dollar.

Self-confidence line to replace Poverty line

Self-confidence line to replace Poverty line

Aug 6, 2013 Comments

After Rahul Gandhi revealed that poverty was just a state of mind and self-confidence was needed to eradicate poverty, government has decided to do away with the poverty line.

Food Security Bill converted into Direct Food Transfer scheme

Food Security Bill converted into Direct Food Transfer scheme

Jul 5, 2013 Comments

The poor will now need to reach the homes of ministers and bureaucrats to get free food.

Pakistan stops printing fake 500 rupees notes due to falling value of Indian rupee

Pakistan stops printing fake 500 rupees notes due to falling value of Indian rupee

Jun 27, 2013 Comments

The center has claimed it as another achievement of the government and has welcomed the fall of the Indian Rupee against the US Dollar.

Army could be called in to rescue falling rupee and economy

Army could be called in to rescue falling rupee and economy

Jun 20, 2013 Comments

Latest reports coming from various cantonments suggest that the soldiers in Indian Army have been asked to study textbooks on economics, finance, markets, etc. because they could soon be called in to take control of the Indian economy.

American desis thank government as Rupee slides against Dollar

American desis thank government as Rupee slides against Dollar

Jun 12, 2013 Comments

Over five hundred Indians living in New York gathered yesterday outside the Indian consulate to celebrate the first “India Shining” day, as the American currency continued its rise against the rupee, reaching a record Rs 59 per US dollar.