"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
All eyes have turned towards AAP chief, after Swiss authorities in their recent statement have asked NDA government to get bank details and names of Indians having unaccounted money from Arvind Kejriwal.
Amidst government efforts to probe black money stashed abroad, Dhanpat Agrawal, a corrupt and lazy businessman is yet to remove his money from one of the Swiss banks.
Panic has struck people earning between 2 lakh to 5 lakh per year, ever since news of new government hiking the IT exemption limit to 5 lakh in the forthcoming union budget, started doing rounds.
In a bizarre side-effect of soaring real estate prices in Mumbai, Dhanpat Agrawal, a management executive is charging rent from a ghost living in his flat.
Happy with their rising net worth, onions have promised to drop their eye irritation feature once they reach the figure of Rs 100/kg. However, Kapil Sibal is unhappy.
After their attempt to use gold reserves of temples faced some resistance, the government has now turned to the biggest gold reserve they had been sitting on – Prime Minister’s silence.
Government has taken notice of the fact that most of the deodorants available in the market are merely gas cylinders with some perfume put in.
The cancellation came soon after the Indian Prime Minister urged the US President to allow India to pay his travel costs in Rupees instead of Dollars. US was not interested in getting any Indian currency.
In a major effort to boost economy and arrest the free fall of Indian Rupee against the US Dollar, the government of India today announced that it will start talks with the dollar.