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Happy with their rising net worth, onions have promised to drop their eye irritation feature once they reach the figure of Rs 100/kg. However, Kapil Sibal is unhappy.
After their attempt to use gold reserves of temples faced some resistance, the government has now turned to the biggest gold reserve they had been sitting on – Prime Minister’s silence.
Government has taken notice of the fact that most of the deodorants available in the market are merely gas cylinders with some perfume put in.
The cancellation came soon after the Indian Prime Minister urged the US President to allow India to pay his travel costs in Rupees instead of Dollars. US was not interested in getting any Indian currency.
In a major effort to boost economy and arrest the free fall of Indian Rupee against the US Dollar, the government of India today announced that it will start talks with the dollar.
The poor will now need to reach the homes of ministers and bureaucrats to get free food.
The center has claimed it as another achievement of the government and has welcomed the fall of the Indian Rupee against the US Dollar.
Latest reports coming from various cantonments suggest that the soldiers in Indian Army have been asked to study textbooks on economics, finance, markets, etc. because they could soon be called in to take control of the Indian economy.
Over five hundred Indians living in New York gathered yesterday outside the Indian consulate to celebrate the first “India Shining” day, as the American currency continued its rise against the rupee, reaching a record Rs 59 per US dollar.