A wave of happiness has hit the Virgin Colony of East Delhi where 90% of the residents are single males ever since their self proclaimed veteran cum legend named Sunoji Sharma somehow managed to get married at the age of 56 this Sunday.
“Now that Government has decided to celebrate Rakshabandhan, I am afraid that schools may make attendance compulsory on that day!” the teenager fears.
The power went off and he did not know how to get back to the normal position. By the time power was restored, which was just a few minutes later, the instructor had progressed by a couple of asanas and Kumar was left high and dry.
In a shocking turn of events, a passer-by reportedly filed an FIR against a group of people dancing in a wedding procession for allegedly tossing currency notes and performing other antics like indecent brandishing, placing notes between the dancers’ lips.
Delhi is all set to get its first snooping officer who will keep an eye over every potential wrongdoer.
A 19-year old engineering student from the city’s Langford Town area has reportedly decided to concentrate on his studies after suffering from mental stress caused by his inability to interpret girls’ expressions in a girl group selfie.
After reading reports of how harmful eating Maggi could be to one’s health, many cigarette smokers have expressed a sudden desire to consume the product.
In a recent turn of events, authorities were baffled to find that a citizen, Bittu Singh had appealed to get his permanent address changed from Pilot Court, Essel Towers to Friendzone.
A Gurgaon based man today missed the station he was supposed to get down at in his bid to stare back at a man who stared at him in Delhi metro.
“Even while failing he ensured that our izzat and naak in the society remains intact,” Sharma ji added with tears in his eyes.