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Government bans voting to ensure 100% turnout in elections

Government bans voting to ensure 100% turnout in elections

Mar 10, 2015 Comments

Realizing that anything banned by the government becomes instant hit and gets approved by the masses, the government today decided to ban voting.

Student in ‘beef-69′ scandal for eating beef while watching 50 shades of grey

Student in ‘beef-69′ scandal for eating beef while watching 50 shades of grey

Mar 7, 2015 Comments

In one of the most heinous crimes to occur over the past year, a teenager who was found guilty of watching 50 shades of grey and eating beef caused uproar throughout the nation demanding heavy punishment.

Engineering student returns from College Holi in un-torn shirt, College cancels Holi leave

Engineering student returns from College Holi in un-torn shirt, College cancels Holi leave

Mar 5, 2015 Comments

While college administration claims this to be the result of increasing level of laziness & fatigue among the students, another cultural organization claimed it to be an effort to malign the cultural heritage and prevailing traditions.

Man creates a new record by travelling from Bangalore to Mysore wearing helmet in his hand

Man creates a new record by travelling from Bangalore to Mysore wearing helmet in his hand

Mar 4, 2015 Comments

This was done to encourage other users to wear helmets in hand and use their hands and wrists more effectively.

Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Feb 28, 2015 Comments

A local resident by name Jaswinder Singh Jassi, who is well known in the area for occasionally crashing weddings and consuming copious amounts of food and drinks, now has an advice or two to offer to the catering companies that provide meals during weddings.

Delhiite’s vocal-cords undergo transformation during 1 week US trip; speaks with American accent upon return

Delhiite’s vocal-cords undergo transformation during 1 week US trip; speaks with American accent upon return

Feb 26, 2015 Comments

According to his parents, this transformation happened during his one week trip to the US, from where he has returned just two days back.

Moved by flattering comments on his Facebook pics, man quits job to become a model and actor

Moved by flattering comments on his Facebook pics, man quits job to become a model and actor

Feb 25, 2015 Comments

As per Anurag, he often gets comments like “Bhai tu galat line mein hai”, “Bhai to Mumbai chala ja” and “Bhai modeling try kar” on his Facebook profile pics.

FIR against Delhi man for not getting offended even after repeated insults

FIR against Delhi man for not getting offended even after repeated insults

Feb 19, 2015 Comments

The man who’s now been identified as Haram Kher, a Delhi resident and a software engineer, had come to Mumbai to meet his college friends.

During college life, an average student spends more time holding cigarette than pen: Report

During college life, an average student spends more time holding cigarette than pen: Report

Feb 17, 2015 Comments

A report published by a leading NGO working in the field of education says that during entire college life, an average student spends more time holding cigarette than pen.

Besides photographer, groom’s family hires a guy to regularly update groom’s Facebook status on the day of his marriage

Besides photographer, groom’s family hires a guy to regularly update groom’s Facebook status on the day of his marriage

Feb 16, 2015 Comments

The family of soon to be married Vikas Agrawal has hired a man specially to keep updating Pradeep’s Facebook and other social media accounts on the day of his marriage.