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State Transport Buses to Hire Assistant Drivers for Swearing at Traffic

State Transport Buses to Hire Assistant Drivers for Swearing at Traffic

Aug 10, 2015 Comments

In an attempt to create new jobs in the Government sector, the State Transport Corporations all over India have decided to hire an Assistant Driver for swearing cuss words at the traffic.

Mission Impossible 5 stunt scene was inspired by Mumbai local trains: Tom Cruise

Mission Impossible 5 stunt scene was inspired by Mumbai local trains: Tom Cruise

Aug 7, 2015 Comments

The Indian connection of Tom Cruise’s latest installment of Mission Impossible goes beyond just VFX artists working on the project. As per the actor-producer, a major stunt scene in the movie was inspired by local trains in Mumbai.

Blank DVDs sales rise by 200% near engineering colleges after blocking of porn sites

Blank DVDs sales rise by 200% near engineering colleges after blocking of porn sites

Aug 4, 2015 Comments

In a recent survey conducted by the students of a premier institute, it has been revealed that sales of blank DVDs have gone up in the past two days. Interestingly a 200 percent increase in total sales was registered from the shops in the vicinity of engineering colleges.

Docs to be taught self defence, MBBS to become 8 years long

Docs to be taught self defence, MBBS to become 8 years long

Aug 3, 2015 Comments

In an exciting new move by the Medical Council of India, in conjunction with millions of different state boards and deemed universities, has made self-defence a mandatory subject for MBBS students.

“Ban either Porn or Maggi but not both” protest hostel students from a reputed university

“Ban either Porn or Maggi but not both” protest hostel students from a reputed university

Aug 3, 2015 Comments

In a sensational turn of events, students living in a reputed university’s hostel have launched a unique protest against the Centre’s decision to ban pornography on the web, asking them to ban either Maggi or porn but not both so that at least one kind of hunger is satisfied.

Mumbai’s leading NGO FATTU announces online ‘Candle light vigil’ booking facility for dead terrorists

Mumbai’s leading NGO FATTU announces online ‘Candle light vigil’ booking facility for dead terrorists

Aug 2, 2015 Comments

India’s leading Human Rights group FATTU (Flop Actors and Terrorist’s Union) today announced that they are going to launch a e-commerce portal through which candle light vigils can be booked for all the innocent terrorists killed by the cruel Indian government and army during the last 50 years.

Tired of being stereotyped based on surface color, kettle sues pot for calling it black

Tired of being stereotyped based on surface color, kettle sues pot for calling it black

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

Tired of being profiled on the basis of the color of its surface for the better part of the century, the kettle has recently filed a lawsuit against the pot for indulging in ‘blatant colorism’.

Lawyers demand ‘work from home’ facility, so that they don’t have to spend time in courts arguing ‘special cases’

Lawyers demand ‘work from home’ facility, so that they don’t have to spend time in courts arguing ‘special cases’

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

A section of lawyers, today signed a petition asking the government to allow ‘work from home’ facility considering the odd working hours which they have to put up with when arguing ‘special cases’.

She came for a haircut, but demanded money from us for keeping her hair: Beauty Parlor owner on Pratibha Patil

She came for a haircut, but demanded money from us for keeping her hair: Beauty Parlor owner on Pratibha Patil

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Former President Pratibha Patil is no stranger to controversies, especially when they are related to liberal use of government resources and making unreasonable demands.

Tough boss resigns because of overly demanding Cab driver

Tough boss resigns because of overly demanding Cab driver

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Unable to cope with the demands of his daily route Cab Driver, Manager at a leading software company here has finally resigned. He plans to commute by BMTC buses for remaining days of his notice period.