Realizing that anything banned by the government becomes instant hit and gets approved by the masses, the government today decided to ban voting.
In one of the most heinous crimes to occur over the past year, a teenager who was found guilty of watching 50 shades of grey and eating beef caused uproar throughout the nation demanding heavy punishment.
While college administration claims this to be the result of increasing level of laziness & fatigue among the students, another cultural organization claimed it to be an effort to malign the cultural heritage and prevailing traditions.
This was done to encourage other users to wear helmets in hand and use their hands and wrists more effectively.
A local resident by name Jaswinder Singh Jassi, who is well known in the area for occasionally crashing weddings and consuming copious amounts of food and drinks, now has an advice or two to offer to the catering companies that provide meals during weddings.
According to his parents, this transformation happened during his one week trip to the US, from where he has returned just two days back.
As per Anurag, he often gets comments like “Bhai tu galat line mein hai”, “Bhai to Mumbai chala ja” and “Bhai modeling try kar” on his Facebook profile pics.
The man who’s now been identified as Haram Kher, a Delhi resident and a software engineer, had come to Mumbai to meet his college friends.
A report published by a leading NGO working in the field of education says that during entire college life, an average student spends more time holding cigarette than pen.
The family of soon to be married Vikas Agrawal has hired a man specially to keep updating Pradeep’s Facebook and other social media accounts on the day of his marriage.