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Man who after looking at every girl and saying ‘Bhabhi hai teri’ to his friends finally manages to get married at 56

Man who after looking at every girl and saying ‘Bhabhi hai teri’ to his friends finally manages to get married at 56

Jun 27, 2015 Comments

A wave of happiness has hit the Virgin Colony of East Delhi where 90% of the residents are single males ever since their self proclaimed veteran cum legend named Sunoji Sharma somehow managed to get married at the age of 56 this Sunday.

Teenager already decided what illness he will fake to miss school on Rakshabandhan

Teenager already decided what illness he will fake to miss school on Rakshabandhan

Jun 24, 2015 Comments

“Now that Government has decided to celebrate Rakshabandhan, I am afraid that schools may make attendance compulsory on that day!” the teenager fears.

Man stuck in yoga position as power goes off during TV lesson

Man stuck in yoga position as power goes off during TV lesson

Jun 23, 2015 Comments

The power went off and he did not know how to get back to the normal position. By the time power was restored, which was just a few minutes later, the instructor had progressed by a couple of asanas and Kumar was left high and dry.

Honest man files FIR against Baraat for bribing people to dance by tossing currency notes

Honest man files FIR against Baraat for bribing people to dance by tossing currency notes

Jun 20, 2015 Comments

In a shocking turn of events, a passer-by reportedly filed an FIR against a group of people dancing in a wedding procession for allegedly tossing currency notes and performing other antics like indecent brandishing, placing notes between the dancers’ lips.

Guy expert at peeping into phone screens of co-passengers gets a job as Snooping Officer in Delhi

Guy expert at peeping into phone screens of co-passengers gets a job as Snooping Officer in Delhi

Jun 7, 2015 Comments

Delhi is all set to get its first snooping officer who will keep an eye over every potential wrongdoer.

Unable to interpret expressions in a girl group selfie, student decides to concentrate on studies

Unable to interpret expressions in a girl group selfie, student decides to concentrate on studies

Jun 3, 2015 Comments

A 19-year old engineering student from the city’s Langford Town area has reportedly decided to concentrate on his studies after suffering from mental stress caused by his inability to interpret girls’ expressions in a girl group selfie.

Urge for eating Maggi increases among cigarette smoking youth after it is found unhealthy

Urge for eating Maggi increases among cigarette smoking youth after it is found unhealthy

Jun 3, 2015 Comments

After reading reports of how harmful eating Maggi could be to one’s health, many cigarette smokers have expressed a sudden desire to consume the product.

After a record smashing “But we’re just good friends” replies, Man changes his permanent address to Friendzone

After a record smashing “But we’re just good friends” replies, Man changes his permanent address to Friendzone

May 30, 2015 Comments

In a recent turn of events, authorities were baffled to find that a citizen, Bittu Singh had appealed to get his permanent address changed from Pilot Court, Essel Towers to Friendzone.

Man misses his station to stare back at co-passenger who stared at him while traveling in Metro

Man misses his station to stare back at co-passenger who stared at him while traveling in Metro

May 28, 2015 Comments

A Gurgaon based man today missed the station he was supposed to get down at in his bid to stare back at a man who stared at him in Delhi metro.

Sharma ji happy that his CBSE failed son scored more than neighbour Verma ji’s failed son

Sharma ji happy that his CBSE failed son scored more than neighbour Verma ji’s failed son

May 25, 2015 Comments

“Even while failing he ensured that our izzat and naak in the society remains intact,” Sharma ji added with tears in his eyes.