Culture
Friend with a salaried job behaving totally jobless
Sep. 20 |It’s been around six months since this group of five friends graduated from their college, but only Shivam among them could get a job out of campus. However, earlier today, Shivam’s friends found out that among all of them, it was Shivam who appeared to be totally jobless.
Man starts talking in English as soon as girl walks into Metro coach
Sep. 4 |An unidentified man who had been talking in Hindi on phone, suddenly switched to English on phone as soon as a girl walked into a Metro coach and took a seat next to him, eyewitness confirm. The man, apparently in his late 20’s, is believed to have done so in order to impress the unknown girl.
Molesters asked to dress appropriately, say like Shakti Kapoor
Jul. 21 |After NCW chief and an MP Minister asked women not to dress provocatively to avoid molestation or sexual attack, some women groups have asked molesters to dress appropriately so that women can choose if they should dress flamboyantly or modestly.
Massive honking by concerned citizens fails to clear traffic jam
May. 7 |An orchestrated attempt of blowing car horns by responsible citizens sitting in their respective four wheelers failed to clear a petty traffic jam in Tilak Nagar area early in the day today. The incident came as a shock to the concerned citizens, who were hopeful of unclogging the road with non-stop honking – the most used feature of their cars.
Middle class asked to be upset about one more issue than thousands already bugging it
Mar. 5 |Middle class, already battling inflation, corruption, crime, family matters, social commitments, professional challenges, and other existentialist problems of daily life, has been asked to worry about a couple of more issues even though it didn’t affect it directly. Thinkers have accused the middle class to be absolutely selfish for not accommodating unsettling discomforts, like human rights violation thousands of miles away, to its already fucked-up life.
Man divorces his wife of ten years because she didn’t nag him at all
Nov. 30 |In a landmark judgment, a Mumbai family court has granted divorce to a man, who wanted to separate from his wife on the grounds that she didn’t nag him even once during their married tenure of ten years. The court has upheld the argument by the bewildered husband that a no-nagging wife was not a natural phenomenon and could be counter conducive to happy married life.
New dating site launched for people who suck at relationships
Nov. 21 |After being dumped by two girls in a single month, an IIT student has decided to make love life easier for people like him. Sanket Singh, a third year computer science student at IIT Delhi has created a new dating site where people, who suck at relationships, can meet each other. The website asks its members not to have any expectations at all from a relationship.
Boy fails to say ‘sorry’ due to 100 SMS cap by TRAI, loses girlfriend
Oct. 18 |Nirakaar Patel, a second-year engineering student has lost his girlfriend after he failed to send a “sorry” SMS after sending 100 SMSs explaining his objectionable conduct of chatting online with another girl. Nirakaar has sued TRAI for this loss and claimed damages for mental agony and physical loss. While TRAI has not responded to the development, a group of boyfriends in India has supported Nirakaar’s case.
Govt employees successfully fill crack in office wall with gutkha pouches
Jul. 9 |A lonely wall outside the office of chairperson of Delhi Jal Board that developed a yawning crack after unsuccessful attempt by an electrician to mount a tubelight, is now happy as its ugly crack has been filled with colorful plastic wrappers of paan masala, gutkha, khaini, and Hajmola. The mission was accomplished through a collective effort of Board employees, who have often been accused of doing nothing worthwhile.
“We are just a couple” insist husband-wife accused of friendship
May. 14 |Following weeks of rumors that suspected them of having a close friendship with each other, celebrity couple Amar and Amrita today clarified that they were “just a couple” and there was “no such thing” going on between them. Though they conceded that they spend some time together on weekends and watch reality shows together, but rejected the idea that such acts suggested any friendship between them.
