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LinkedIn profile of an ambitious man looking for an opportunity to change religion

LinkedIn profile of an ambitious man looking for an opportunity to change religion

Dec 11, 2014 Comments

With religious conversions in news and reports about money being offered to change one’s religion, many people have found it a lucrative career option.

Young IAS officer refuses to accept dowry, parents blame Bollywood

Young IAS officer refuses to accept dowry, parents blame Bollywood

Dec 10, 2014 Comments

In a strange turn of events in Aarakshanpur, a town located in center of Bihar, a young IAS Officer refused to take dowry during his marriage negotiations.

Man becomes lonelier as all his four crushes got married off in yesterday’s marriage tsunami

Man becomes lonelier as all his four crushes got married off in yesterday’s marriage tsunami

Dec 8, 2014 Comments

Amit Akela was left lonelier in his shared apartment, as he lost all his four crushes in yesterday’s marriage tsunami that had engulfed the entire country.

Marriages, where groom’s friends did not perform “Naagin Dance”, to be declared invalid

Marriages, where groom’s friends did not perform “Naagin Dance”, to be declared invalid

Nov 29, 2014 Comments

Akhil Bhartiya Kunwara Sangathan has welcomed this judgement. The organization of “single” men is now expecting addition of lots of members to their party in near future.

South Delhi household unaffected by ban of 15-year-old vehicles, claims it changes cars every 6 months

South Delhi household unaffected by ban of 15-year-old vehicles, claims it changes cars every 6 months

Nov 27, 2014 Comments

“It doesn’t matter if it is a down market Honda Civic or an up market Audi, we change cars almost as soon as 6 months, irrespective of their make or cost,” disclosed Ranbir Oberoi, 45 years old businessman.

Indian couple leaves Chinese restaurant after failing to find Gobi Manchurian on menu

Indian couple leaves Chinese restaurant after failing to find Gobi Manchurian on menu

Nov 26, 2014 Comments

An Indian couple returned from a Chinese restaurant, located near old Airport, because they could not find their favorite and the only “Chinese” items they know in the menu.

Commuters traveling in Mumbai locals during peak hours happiest: Study

Commuters traveling in Mumbai locals during peak hours happiest: Study

Nov 24, 2014 Comments

In a study comprising of detailed interviews of nearly 500 persons about how they feel when they reach home after work, it was found that the nearly 350 commuters who reached home in a crowded trains were full of energy.

Man who quit gym in three days reveals, “I just wanted new shoes”

Man who quit gym in three days reveals, “I just wanted new shoes”

Nov 23, 2014 Comments

28-year-old James Lazly who quit the gym after just three days revealed today that he joined the gym just because he wanted new shoes and his wife was not letting him buy a pair.

Couple plans Game Of Thrones themed wedding, no guests show up fearing death

Couple plans Game Of Thrones themed wedding, no guests show up fearing death

Nov 23, 2014 Comments

Game of Thrones is notorious for its violent wedding. From Dothraki weddings to Red wedding to Purple wedding, it has a long list of weddings where people have died.

Lazy fat man seeks “state of depression” to reduce body weight instead of hitting gym

Lazy fat man seeks “state of depression” to reduce body weight instead of hitting gym

Nov 20, 2014 Comments

Height of Laziness has broken all its previous records when a man, 33 years old and with 135 kg weight , was found seeking depression to reduce some body weight.