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Delhi Metro to reserve one coach for the ‘Reading Community’

Delhi Metro to reserve one coach for the ‘Reading Community’

Mar 24, 2015 Comments

In a historic move to regain the trust of the reading minority that uses its service, Delhi Metro Rail Corporation (DMRC) has announced that the second coach of all six and eight coach metro trains shall be reserved for those who wish to read without being disturbed.

2 golgappawalas arrested for replying in English to college girls’ demand for extra chutney

2 golgappawalas arrested for replying in English to college girls’ demand for extra chutney

Mar 23, 2015 Comments

Four girls from Delhi University had to admitted to hospital after they suffered minor heart attacks while having golgappas outside their college.

Mad rush by Delhi people to get snooped by Police to get counted as VIP

Mad rush by Delhi people to get snooped by Police to get counted as VIP

Mar 17, 2015 Comments

In a city obsessed with status symbols, Delhi suddenly has a new one.

Man visits a supermarket, buys only the things which are not in his list

Man visits a supermarket, buys only the things which are not in his list

Mar 14, 2015 Comments

For Shoppe Kumar, it just takes a few seconds, each time he enters into supermarket, to suddenly develop interest towards a certain range of products.

Man caught by wife talking to ex-girlfriend, claims it was just “emotional realignment”

Man caught by wife talking to ex-girlfriend, claims it was just “emotional realignment”

Mar 12, 2015 Comments

Even though the man was asking his old girlfriend to go out privately for a coffee, he claims that it doesn’t prove he is unfaithful.

Government bans voting to ensure 100% turnout in elections

Government bans voting to ensure 100% turnout in elections

Mar 10, 2015 Comments

Realizing that anything banned by the government becomes instant hit and gets approved by the masses, the government today decided to ban voting.

Student in ‘beef-69′ scandal for eating beef while watching 50 shades of grey

Student in ‘beef-69′ scandal for eating beef while watching 50 shades of grey

Mar 7, 2015 Comments

In one of the most heinous crimes to occur over the past year, a teenager who was found guilty of watching 50 shades of grey and eating beef caused uproar throughout the nation demanding heavy punishment.

Engineering student returns from College Holi in un-torn shirt, College cancels Holi leave

Engineering student returns from College Holi in un-torn shirt, College cancels Holi leave

Mar 5, 2015 Comments

While college administration claims this to be the result of increasing level of laziness & fatigue among the students, another cultural organization claimed it to be an effort to malign the cultural heritage and prevailing traditions.

Man creates a new record by travelling from Bangalore to Mysore wearing helmet in his hand

Man creates a new record by travelling from Bangalore to Mysore wearing helmet in his hand

Mar 4, 2015 Comments

This was done to encourage other users to wear helmets in hand and use their hands and wrists more effectively.

Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Feb 28, 2015 Comments

A local resident by name Jaswinder Singh Jassi, who is well known in the area for occasionally crashing weddings and consuming copious amounts of food and drinks, now has an advice or two to offer to the catering companies that provide meals during weddings.