The intermittent protests by the Kingfisher Airlines employees took an unexpected shape today when few of the employees kidnapped Chris Gayle, the hard hitting batsman of Royal Challengers Bangalore, the team owned by hard hit Vijay Mallya.
It was a normal night for Delhi with a few goons chasing a girl for 40 minutes while people passed by. Just when the passersby started feeling bad for the goons for going through this ordeal of having to chase for so long, something strange happened that shook up the brave bystanders.
Having missed the last Metro and afraid to take another medium of public transport, a woman in Delhi summoned up some courage to walk back home as she spotted an extra-terrestrial creature walking on the road.
Indian shoplifters have wholeheartedly welcomed the government decision to allow FDI in retail sector and are looking to steal as many costly products as possible when international retail chains such as Walmart open their stores in India. The shoplifters are confident that they can work around the anti-theft devices and system of these stores and use their own desi jugaad to run away with stolen goods.
Residents of a Delhi colony were pleasantly surprised this morning when they were informed that their vehicles, which were stolen a couple of days back, had been recovered with all the accessories intact. But their happiness was short-lived as they soon discovered that the thieves had taken out the most important accessory of their vehicles – petrol. It seems that thieves had voluntarily returned the vehicles after taking out petrol.
Dumped by his girlfriend, laid off by his employer, and ignored by his friends, Gurgaon resident Ramesh Kumar attempted suicide by jumping from his 3rd storey balcony. Although Ramesh is out of danger and recovering from minor bruises, the incident has highlighted the importance of unsolicited SMSes that various telemarketing agencies send to people. Experts believe that such SMSes are life saving for people like Ramesh.
Barely a few hours after important papers related to Adarsh Housing Society scam were reported to have gone missing from the Ministry of Environment office in New Delhi, CBI officials discovered that the whole Adarsh building itself was missing from its place in Mumbai. The area in Colaba, where the Adarsh Housing building stood tall till now, wore a naked look as there was no trace left of the skyscraper, which was often called the “monument of corruption”.
In hope of getting a handsome campus placement and some wonderful colleagues to hang out with, 25-years-old Mayank Pundit is planning to land in Tihar Jail. Mayank’s career plans were revealed last night when he broke into his neighbor’s house and ran away with three T-shirts and an iPhone. He even raised an alarm himself in order to get arrested by the police.
A man from Indore is under investigation following an alleged “fake encounter” that took place in his own home. The incident occurred at approximately 9.34 pm in the kitchen of a family house on the outskirts of the city, where the man is accused to have killed a house mouse. While the investigations are still on, the event is all set to inspire a Bollywood movie.
With land and real estate properties being directly controlled by politicians, Mumbai mafia is now targeting “wombs for rent” market i.e. surrogacy for controlling prices and monopoly. An investigation by Faking News can reveal that 95% of surrogate mothers in Mumbai are currently “rented” by one man. The figure in question is known only as “Baby Rajora” is thought to head the “womb mafia” in Maharashtra.