Recovering from setback of getting dropped from 3rd test against Australia, ace talent Rohit Sharma was already seen preparing in the nets to flop in the 4th test.
Taking into account India’s speed of progress from their Australian last tour and after discarding Rohit Sharma from the playing 11, D/L have arrived at year 2050 being the year when India will finally win the test series in Australia.
“Had he said that prior to first test, I wouldn’t have minded but that he has the audacity to say such a thing even after seeing my performance in first test is what took me by surprise,” Ishant told Faking News.
Many fans didn’t feel like taking a dig at bowlers despite their pedestrian performance in the first day of ongoing first test match between India and Australia.
They felt cheated and shocked as to how selectors could possibly snub a rare talent like Nehra.
“Losing ODI series 5-0 is a part of Sri Lanka’s bigger strategy to win the ODI World Cup and eliminate their fiercest competitors,” a source close to Sri Lankan team claimed.
“Pakistan’s USP is their unpredictability, because of which they have won most of those matches where nobody gave them a chance,” argued an elated Bookie.
Denying that it was trying to jump to IPL’s defense after experts slammed the tournament following India’s poor performance in test matches; BCCI minced no words in declaring non participation of England in IPL as the main culprit for their meek surrender in ODIs.
Lavishing praises on the 65 year old coach, players claimed they were forced to lift their games themselves and thus were able to hit back form only because of the poor level of Duncan’s coaching.
After being startled by losing to India in the second one-day match where Raina hit a century, England is working on a strategy to spoil Raina’s performance.