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Team India suffering from split personality disorder, foreign conditions trigger the disorder

Team India suffering from split personality disorder, foreign conditions trigger the disorder

Aug 18, 2014 Comments

Making a sensational revelation, BCCI today claimed that team India was suffering from split personality disorder, with alternate personality being a gully cricket team.

Man wearing Indian cricket jersey thrown out of Mumbai local train by angry fans

Man wearing Indian cricket jersey thrown out of Mumbai local train by angry fans

Aug 18, 2014 Comments

This is the first incident recorded of an incensed mob showing their anger in the aftermath of yet another humiliating series defeat of Indian team overseas.

Inspired by Lalu and Nitish, Indian batsmen and bowlers reunite to defeat England

Inspired by Lalu and Nitish, Indian batsmen and bowlers reunite to defeat England

Aug 12, 2014 Comments

“Yes we have decided to bury the hatchet and get over our personal differences to strengthen subcontinent forces against foreign forces,” said Bhuvneshwar Kumar and Ajinkya Rahane in unison as they embraced each other.

ICC to reduce test matches to 3 days duration whenever India plays outside the subcontinent

ICC to reduce test matches to 3 days duration whenever India plays outside the subcontinent

Aug 11, 2014 Comments

ICC took this decision after closely following performances of India in test matches abroad over past couple of years, where ICC saw a tremendous will in Indian players to get over a test match asap outside the subcontinent.

After Rohit Sharma debacle, BCCI asks selectors to stop looking for ‘talent’ in domestic players

After Rohit Sharma debacle, BCCI asks selectors to stop looking for ‘talent’ in domestic players

Aug 4, 2014 Comments

After failing in their repeated attempts to extract some performance out of Rohit Sharma, BCCI has now instructed Indian selectors to stop looking for talent in any upcoming promising player.

Virat experimenting if he can retain his place like Rohit despite failing in as many innings

Virat experimenting if he can retain his place like Rohit despite failing in as many innings

Jul 30, 2014 Comments

“It is just a way to check if I have the sufficient amount of ‘talent’ that Rohit bhai is blessed with, to remain a part of playing 11 despite failing continuously,” Kohli told Faking News.

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

Jul 21, 2014 Comments

Latest reports suggest that cricketer Virat Kohli’s poor form on England tour is a deliberate act aimed at testing Anushka Sharma’s loyalty towards him.

Now Suresh Raina claims it is his nephew who plays for India, while he plays for CSK

Now Suresh Raina claims it is his nephew who plays for India, while he plays for CSK

May 29, 2014 Comments

CSK batsman and part time Indian fielder Suresh Raina today claimed that it is his nephew who has been playing all this while for India and performing poorly.

MI vs RCB to officially replace India vs Pakistan matches

MI vs RCB to officially replace India vs Pakistan matches

May 7, 2014 Comments

“The amount of sledging, aggression, passion etc involved in MIvsRCB encounters far exceeds combined sledging in all international matches played so far,” claimed Rajiv Shukla, Vice President BCCI.

After Pollard’s stellar performance last night, MI to drop him from squad and induct him in advisory role

After Pollard’s stellar performance last night, MI to drop him from squad and induct him in advisory role

May 1, 2014 Comments

Pollard will now join the ranks of Sachin, Kumble, Ponting etc. in the already over crowded but gifted advisory board of Mumbai Indians and pass his time there.