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Pakistan declares its fielders as “non-state actors” after losing to Australia

Pakistan declares its fielders as “non-state actors” after losing to Australia

Mar 20, 2015 Comments

The defeat resulted in Pakistan being knocked out of Cricket World Cup, after which PCB decided to find an external factor to blame.

Impressed with Sanjay Manjrekar’s trivia, govt recommends him for Ministry of Statistics

Impressed with Sanjay Manjrekar’s trivia, govt recommends him for Ministry of Statistics

Mar 19, 2015 Comments

This is the first time that a person associated with sports has been nominated for this ministry.

In Tweets: India vs Bangladesh Quarter-Final World Cup match

In Tweets: India vs Bangladesh Quarter-Final World Cup match

Mar 19, 2015 Comments

Faking News bring to you the match as it happened today through the tweets of its team, plus few others.

5 reasons why Kohli got out cheaply against Bangladesh today

5 reasons why Kohli got out cheaply against Bangladesh today

Mar 19, 2015 Comments

Faking News brings to you 5 reasons why Kolhi got out just after scoring 3 runs today:

Sri Lankan batsmen successfully put just woken up fans to sleep again

Sri Lankan batsmen successfully put just woken up fans to sleep again

Mar 18, 2015 Comments

As the word spread, many insomniacs too switched on their TV sets in the hope getting the sleep that had eluded them so far.

After Rohit Sharma debacle, young emerging batsman objects to being called ‘talented’ by experts

After Rohit Sharma debacle, young emerging batsman objects to being called ‘talented’ by experts

Mar 16, 2015 Comments

The 17 year old lad from Mumbai is worried that he is treading the same path as the ‘talented’ Indian opener Rohit Sharma and wants his best to avoid any comparisons with him.

Just like AAP, internal fight in Indian team imminent if it wins world cup

Just like AAP, internal fight in Indian team imminent if it wins world cup

Mar 11, 2015 Comments

“This fight would be mainly between ‘Dhoni & Co’ and ‘Delhi/North’ gang,” confirmed Rajiv Shukla, who did not wish to be named.

Pakistan claims it did not defeat Zimbabwe by 200 runs to boost Zimbabwe’s confidence for match against India

Pakistan claims it did not defeat Zimbabwe by 200 runs to boost Zimbabwe’s confidence for match against India

Mar 2, 2015 Comments

Cricket commentators and analysts from Pakistan (except Shoaib Akhtar) have claimed that Pakistan made the match with Zimbabwe look difficult and balanced till last stage deliberately and strategically.

With crackers reaching their expiry date, the famous Pakistani fan decides to celebrate victory of any team in World Cup

With crackers reaching their expiry date, the famous Pakistani fan decides to celebrate victory of any team in World Cup

Feb 23, 2015 Comments

After dismal performance of Pakistan against India and West Indies in the ongoing Cricket World Cup, the famous Pakistani fan has decided to burst his humongous pile of crackers accumulating since his teenage years, for any team winning in the World Cup.

Indian team to lose next 2 games in order to peak at the right time in the tournament

Indian team to lose next 2 games in order to peak at the right time in the tournament

Feb 23, 2015 Comments

“We don’t want to end up like the team that we beat yesterday,” Indian captain Dhoni said, attempting to sly at South Africa’s habit of winning all games and choking in the end.