The defeat resulted in Pakistan being knocked out of Cricket World Cup, after which PCB decided to find an external factor to blame.
This is the first time that a person associated with sports has been nominated for this ministry.
Faking News bring to you the match as it happened today through the tweets of its team, plus few others.
Faking News brings to you 5 reasons why Kolhi got out just after scoring 3 runs today:
As the word spread, many insomniacs too switched on their TV sets in the hope getting the sleep that had eluded them so far.
The 17 year old lad from Mumbai is worried that he is treading the same path as the ‘talented’ Indian opener Rohit Sharma and wants his best to avoid any comparisons with him.
“This fight would be mainly between ‘Dhoni & Co’ and ‘Delhi/North’ gang,” confirmed Rajiv Shukla, who did not wish to be named.
Cricket commentators and analysts from Pakistan (except Shoaib Akhtar) have claimed that Pakistan made the match with Zimbabwe look difficult and balanced till last stage deliberately and strategically.
After dismal performance of Pakistan against India and West Indies in the ongoing Cricket World Cup, the famous Pakistani fan has decided to burst his humongous pile of crackers accumulating since his teenage years, for any team winning in the World Cup.
“We don’t want to end up like the team that we beat yesterday,” Indian captain Dhoni said, attempting to sly at South Africa’s habit of winning all games and choking in the end.