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A cricket fan from Mumbai has watched India vs Pakistan 2007 T20 World Cup Final for 4387 (and counting) times on different sports channels of the Star network.
On the day of much talked about Indo-Pak clash in World T20, Pakistani cricket team has skipped crucial training session to watch first show of Ragini MMS 2.
These matches include all irrelevant matches Suresh Raina has ever been part of like IPL (where he is highest run getter ever), Warm Ups, Champions league etc.
“It is very important to start a big tournament like this on a losing note and carry forward momentum from every game India loses to the next one,” Dhoni told Faking News.
After Pujara decided to turn ‘part-time bowler’ to earn ODI spot, Rohit Sharma has decided to turn ‘part-time batsman’ to cement his place in next world cup.
“We are sure with Tiwari’s frequency of producing young men, we will fulfill our dream of getting a world class fast bowler for India sooner than later,” a BCCI official said flashing a ‘V’ sign.
Soon after India’s defeat against Pakistan in a crucial match of the ongoing Asia cup, BCCI has announced to re-auction players for IPL team selection.
After long agonizing wait for 7 years, BCCI has finally given up on Rohit Sharma, and have instead handed him over to the ASI to find his talent.
“We are not underestimating India at all. They have some very good players capable of causing huge upset early on in the tournament,” Bangladesh’s captain told media.
BCCI has today claimed 80 G exemption for salaries and miscellaneous payments made to players sent on overseas tours, calling them a part of charity.