“Pakistan’s USP is their unpredictability, because of which they have won most of those matches where nobody gave them a chance,” argued an elated Bookie.
Denying that it was trying to jump to IPL’s defense after experts slammed the tournament following India’s poor performance in test matches; BCCI minced no words in declaring non participation of England in IPL as the main culprit for their meek surrender in ODIs.
Lavishing praises on the 65 year old coach, players claimed they were forced to lift their games themselves and thus were able to hit back form only because of the poor level of Duncan’s coaching.
After being startled by losing to India in the second one-day match where Raina hit a century, England is working on a strategy to spoil Raina’s performance.
Anushka will be undertaking rigorous net practice on the eve of every ODI against England. She is also expected to make the technical and mental adjustments in her batting that experts have advised Virat to make.
In what can be termed as a blessing in disguise, the Indian cricket team mistook the second ODI against England to be a practice match, played well and went on to win the match.
Many of these retired cricketers who later took up commentary just like an engineer takes up MBA right after Engineering, now carry ambitions of donning Indian colors once again.
To make sure that the period of their wives’ stay doesn’t get over before the match does, Indian team has decided to wrap up all upcoming test matches inside one day.
The team which was struggling to cope up with the presence of one robot i.e. Duncan Fletcher in the staff now fears that with Shastri on board the entire team will go nuts.
Making a sensational revelation, BCCI today claimed that team India was suffering from split personality disorder, with alternate personality being a gully cricket team.