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Impressed with their ability to extract insane fares, Startups to hire Chennai Autowalas to extract funding from investors

Impressed with their ability to extract insane fares, Startups to hire Chennai Autowalas to extract funding from investors

Jan 8, 2016 Comments

In a bid to negotiate better deals with Venture Capitalists and Angel Investors, most startups are now all set to hire Chennai Autowalas to extort maximum amount of funding.

Tired with rats on flight, Air India to officially induct them as part of Cabin Crew

Tired with rats on flight, Air India to officially induct them as part of Cabin Crew

Jan 6, 2016 Comments

Besieged with constant complaints of rats in flight, Air India has officially announced that it will induct all rats found on board as part of cabin crew.

Most of our employees will not lose LPG subsidy as their taxable income is within 10 lpa: Tinfosys

Most of our employees will not lose LPG subsidy as their taxable income is within 10 lpa: Tinfosys

Jan 3, 2016 Comments

Bangalore based leading IT services company Tinfosys is happy to note that the change of government policy on LPG subsidy will not affect most of its employees.

Engineers working in Bihar to wear bulletproof vests as part of office uniform

Engineers working in Bihar to wear bulletproof vests as part of office uniform

Dec 29, 2015 Comments

After the murder of 3 engineers in a week, companies have stepped up efforts to protect the rapidly decreasing population of engineers in Bihar. Every engineer will be required to wear a bulletproof vest along with other personal protective equipment while working on a project site.

Lays to officially sell packaged air claiming that it is less polluted than air in Delhi

Lays to officially sell packaged air claiming that it is less polluted than air in Delhi

Dec 17, 2015 Comments

Popular snack brand Lays has gone beyond giving people crunchy chips and salted air and is planning to officially sell packaged air to residents claiming that it is more pure than air in Delhi and thus ease environmental concerns.

IT companies to train fresh graduates in jargons instead of technology for better future

IT companies to train fresh graduates in jargons instead of technology for better future

Dec 15, 2015 Comments

In a revolutionary step taken by a group of mid-level IT firms, newly recruited graduates will now undergo a rigorous training in jargon usage instead of new technology.

4G girl downloads entire IIN’s syllabus in 20 seconds, creates history

4G girl downloads entire IIN’s syllabus in 20 seconds, creates history

Nov 15, 2015 Comments

The challenge was to download entire IIN syllabus under a minute. 4G girl came out winning by downloading it in 20 seconds.

This appraisal season carrot demands were on all time high but sticks remain unsold

This appraisal season carrot demands were on all time high but sticks remain unsold

Nov 8, 2015 Comments

vegetable vendor told our reporter that his entire stock of carrots was bought by a person in an expensive suit who came in a chauffeur driven Audi.

Kid who replied correctly to “World ka strongest material kya hai?” unable to build proper buildings

Kid who replied correctly to “World ka strongest material kya hai?” unable to build proper buildings

Nov 2, 2015 Comments

Chubby kid with funny voice who challenged conventional wisdom and responded correctly to his professor’s question that “World ka strongest material kya hai?” is in a deep soup now after a building completely designed and engineered by him developed deep cracks and is declared dangerous.

Recent surge in Start-ups and Stand Up comedians worries leading CEOs

Recent surge in Start-ups and Stand Up comedians worries leading CEOs

Nov 2, 2015 Comments

National level CII meet held in Delhi concluded with the CEOs demanding government to ban Start-Ups and Stand-up Comedians. CEOs of all leading companies showed concern over the recent surge in number of professionals opting for start-ups and stand-up comedy.