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Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Nov 28, 2014 Comments

Smokeshwar Singh, a habitual smoker, who joined IT giant TBM yesterday, quit his new job on the first day, as smoking zone in his office was too far away from his seat.

Company to organize parents-boss meeting on the lines of parents-teacher meet to discuss employees’ performance before appraisal

Company to organize parents-boss meeting on the lines of parents-teacher meet to discuss employees’ performance before appraisal

Nov 25, 2014 Comments

Company’s decision is being seen as a step towards achieving CEO Narayan Shankar’s aim of increasing involvement of employees’ parents in career progression of employees.

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Nov 20, 2014 Comments

As year 2014 moves towards end, Doordarshi Kumar, an IT employee in his mid twenties with around 5 unused sick leaves is claiming to be knowing on what exact dates he is going to fall ill in the next 40 days.

On Halloween, office employees scare each other wearing masks similar to their bosses’ and clients’ faces

On Halloween, office employees scare each other wearing masks similar to their bosses’ and clients’ faces

Oct 31, 2014 Comments

“We finally concluded that as of now, nothing scare us more than our bosses and clients. And we even found a lot of startling similarities between ghosts and bosses,” said Anil, a senior software engineer at Dinosys.

Shaadi.com sued for “faulty products” by unhappily married people

Shaadi.com sued for “faulty products” by unhappily married people

Oct 18, 2014 Comments

“I found my wife Sheetal on the site,” one alleged victim said, “The photo on the site just before I made the blunder showed this Bollywood celebrity happily frolicking with her hubby on the pristine beaches of Maldives.”

As part of “Swachh Bharat” initiative, IT companies give ultimatum to employees to clean their desktop

As part of “Swachh Bharat” initiative, IT companies give ultimatum to employees to clean their desktop

Oct 2, 2014 Comments

IT Companies across India have taken up the Swachh Bharat campaign very seriously. Apart from usual cleaning of their workplaces and clean desk policy, they have now issued an ultimatum to their employees to keep the desktop of their PC/laptop clean.

On Engineer’s Day, IT company requests clients to treat engineers like humans, at least for a day

On Engineer’s Day, IT company requests clients to treat engineers like humans, at least for a day

Sep 15, 2014 Comments

It’s one of the many measures which company took to make employees feel special on Engineer’s Day.

Software engineer regularly talking with clients from different nations develops bizarre English accent

Software engineer regularly talking with clients from different nations develops bizarre English accent

Sep 13, 2014 Comments

In an incident that has left his family in shatters – software engineer Bharat Pandey has developed an accent that has made his English totally incorrigible and unable to comprehend.

Exclusive: Al-Qaeda’s recruitment ad

Exclusive: Al-Qaeda’s recruitment ad

Sep 4, 2014 Comments

Faking News has accessed a copy of recruitment ad which Al-Qaeda’s newly opened India branch is going to use for fresh hiring.

Man applying for position of sales executive shocked after not being asked to sell a pen in the interview

Man applying for position of sales executive shocked after not being asked to sell a pen in the interview

Aug 26, 2014 Comments

A 24 years old man applying for position of sales executive in an MNC was shocked after he was not asked to sell pen or pencil even once during the entire selection process.