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I-Bank to provide dal-chawal instead of pizza at pre-placement talks, to set expectations right

I-Bank to provide dal-chawal instead of pizza at pre-placement talks, to set expectations right

Apr 3, 2015 Comments

In an interesting turn of events a leading investment-bank Mercenaries Capital Advisors (Mercaps) has shocked the placement committees of leading engineering colleges across the country by declaring that this year the refreshments served during their pre-placement talks would be dal chawal and not pizzas.

ATM machine starts dispensing peanuts soon after bonus announcements

ATM machine starts dispensing peanuts soon after bonus announcements

Mar 27, 2015 Comments

HR executive, Miss Jhagdalu Sharma from Manjulika Tech screamed her heart out – “…I was trying to withdraw money from my account… but the ATM machine started vending peanuts instead…#%F-word%#”

After office relocates near his home, techie quits job to not miss his favorite nap inside office cab

After office relocates near his home, techie quits job to not miss his favorite nap inside office cab

Mar 9, 2015 Comments

After much effort to have a nice sleep in a bus or a cab, the techie could master the art. Bus now the office has shifted ner his home.

Overburdened with office work for last one month, IT employee not getting enough free time to drink

Overburdened with office work for last one month, IT employee not getting enough free time to drink

Feb 2, 2015 Comments

Not even free on weekends, returning home at 4 am in the morning and leaving at 8 am is his regular routine, which is keeping him away from his favourite stress busting activity.

Man shuts down his office system properly after an interval of ten months

Man shuts down his office system properly after an interval of ten months

Jan 9, 2015 Comments

Prateek’s unusual behaviour was result of him finishing his work early, which prompted him to do what he never did since March 2014.

Airtel to charge for slangs uttered over phone to support Swachchh Bharat

Airtel to charge for slangs uttered over phone to support Swachchh Bharat

Jan 3, 2015 Comments

Airtel will be charging extra from customers who utter slangs over phone. The latest decision has got nothing to do with “Net Neutrality”, but is to provide support to Swachchh Bharat Abhiyan.

Indian IT employees outsource their winter break happiness & celebrations to their clients sitting in US & Europe

Indian IT employees outsource their winter break happiness & celebrations to their clients sitting in US & Europe

Dec 24, 2014 Comments

Taking a cue from their own clients, who outsource their IT work to India, reports of Indian IT employees outsourcing their winter break and celebrations to their clients sitting in developed western economies has come into light.

Average fresher level salary in IT industry to remain 3 lpa till human civilization comes to an end: Report

Average fresher level salary in IT industry to remain 3 lpa till human civilization comes to an end: Report

Dec 17, 2014 Comments

The report has been written by a group of researchers studying why the average fresher salary figure is stuck at 3 lpa since ages.

HR dept worried that employees harassed more by eunuchs in Mumbai local than by bosses in office

HR dept worried that employees harassed more by eunuchs in Mumbai local than by bosses in office

Dec 17, 2014 Comments

An IT company based out of Mulund has decided to add Eunuch Allowance as a component of salary given to their employees.

IT companies excited with idea of voluntary work on Christmas, wants HRD Ministry to control IT industry

IT companies excited with idea of voluntary work on Christmas, wants HRD Ministry to control IT industry

Dec 15, 2014 Comments

Impressed with HRD ministry’s ability to engage students even during public holidays, top honchos of various IT companies want IT industry to come under the purview of HRD ministry.