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ACP Vasant Dhoble today raided a cyber café and “rescued” 12 teenagers watching Jackie Shroff’s Maa Ki Aankh video, which went viral on Twitter earlier today. Dhoble cited new IT rules that prohibit hosting “offensive” content online.
A TV studio rumored to be haunted by spirits and ghosts has been restored to normalcy after it was frequented by ex-cricketers Danny Morrison and Navjot Singh Sidhu for recording shows during the ongoing IPL tournament. Sources say that at least 23 ghosts resided in different corners of the studio when it was taken on hire by TV channel SET Max, but now all of them have left.
Mango, longtime romantic partner of Katrina Kaif in television ads, received the shock of his life today after he was kissed by Emraan Hashmi.
Inspired by Hollywood filmmaker James Cameron, who undertook a journey to the deepest point of the earth, Bollywood filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt today undertook a journey to the deepest part of the human body to better understand the issues he deals with in his movies like Jism, Paap, Murder, Zeher, Nazar, etc. and various other movies revolving around the lips of Emraan Hashmi.
BCCI has decided to drop non-performing Poonam Pandey from the team selected to play tweet-tweet during the Asia Cup. Poonam Pandey, a former Kingfisher calendar girl, has not been posing nude even almost a year after having promised so. She posted some allegedly nude pictures on twitter during this period, but always fell short of the target by a few meters of clothes.
Ricky Bahl, who has a hobby of collecting pictures of various ladies, has finally learned how to pronounce “Kim Kardashian” – the name of the famous American actress, model and sex-tape leaker. It’s not yet clear why Ricky took the pain to know the right pronunciation of the name, as it is not required by any software to open or edit the pictures and videos of Kim Kardashian.
Navjot Singh Sidhu has denied reports that he was laughing like crazy after watching the video clip of Sharad Pawar getting slapped. Sidhu, who is known for endless laughter, was heard having a guffaw by his neighbors while allegedly watching a news channel. His neighbors claim that it was the news of Pawar being slapped that was on-air at the time Sidhu broke into an unbridled laughter.
Amitabh Bachchan, who has been educating the aam aadmi about the importance of securing one’s family’s future through insurance plans, successfully sold such a plan to his son Abhishek Bachchan earlier today after Abhishek became a dad. The child plan will make sure that the girl child of Abhishek and Aishwarya will grow up and become what she truly desires, ICICI sources claim.
Chairman of Kingfisher Airlines, Vijay Mallya has announced an “austerity drive” for his family and the whole group after Fly Kingfisher had to cancel various flights due to liquidity crunch. The drive, clearly inspired from a similar drive undertaken by the UPA government a couple of years back, will go live next week and is aimed at saving money to pay for air traffic fuel and taxes.