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Kite merchant asks 3 million rupees from government to bailout his ailing business

Kite merchant asks 3 million rupees from government to bailout his ailing business

Dec 17, 2014 Comments

“It is purely on the public’s interest that I remain on the sky and it is the responsibility of the government to bail me out,” Mr. Mijay Varan told Faking News.

Facebook claims share in revenues from sunglasses sales in India, which is up due to profile pictures

Facebook claims share in revenues from sunglasses sales in India, which is up due to profile pictures

Dec 16, 2014 Comments

Owing to the ongoing craze among the youth of India to post photographs on Facebook with sunglasses, the sales of the product has multiplied manifold within the past three to four years.

ISIS return terrorist signs up 5-year modelling contract to promote a toilet cleaner product

ISIS return terrorist signs up 5-year modelling contract to promote a toilet cleaner product

Dec 12, 2014 Comments

The toilet cleaner company has developed a special product, that is designed to remove all sorts of stains from the toilet bowl.

Kinley’s “Boond Boond Mein Sacchai” ad more suitable for a liquor brand than mineral water: Experts

Kinley’s “Boond Boond Mein Sacchai” ad more suitable for a liquor brand than mineral water: Experts

Nov 24, 2014 Comments

The commercial shows a girl drinking Kinley mineral water at night and calling her father to tell the truth that she had lied to him and currently she is in Lonavala with her friends, all because she felt the need to do so after drinking Kinley.

Special NGO created to gift Taxi Wallahs with loose change in Mumbai

Special NGO created to gift Taxi Wallahs with loose change in Mumbai

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

A constant thorn in the sides of drivers and passengers alike, Mumbai’s taxis are notorious for never having any change for fares that do not cater to complete note currencies.

3 year old property dealer found in Haryana

3 year old property dealer found in Haryana

Oct 29, 2014 Comments

“He sits daily in his office with a staff of 5 people and sells properties faster than he can count till 10,” disclosed boy’s 25 year old personal secretary.

Mumbai builders offering spouses who can help a person afford EMIs for new houses

Mumbai builders offering spouses who can help a person afford EMIs for new houses

Oct 9, 2014 Comments

With the prices of properties in Mumbai reaching sky-high limits, it has become impossible to buy a home with a single person income.

Flipkart’s Big Billion Day like events could push India into recession, warn experts

Flipkart’s Big Billion Day like events could push India into recession, warn experts

Oct 7, 2014 Comments

The entire day was lost in shopping (refreshing pages) on Flipkart, and later in outraging on social media about the way Flipkart failed to provide the discounts and offers to every shopper.

Leading retail chain recruits vegetable hawker as Vice President to boost sales

Leading retail chain recruits vegetable hawker as Vice President to boost sales

Oct 3, 2014 Comments

“The need is to train the sales force to passionately call out loudly ‘Bhindi 15 rupaye paav, pachaas ka killo’ to entice the customer into first buying bhindi and then purchasing half a kilo instead of the usual 250 grams,” said Raghubir immediately after joining.

IIM Ahmedabad grad quits banking job to sell iPhones full time

IIM Ahmedabad grad quits banking job to sell iPhones full time

Oct 1, 2014 Comments

Encouraged by the obscene prices of latest iPhones in India, Vikas Chadda – an IIMA grad, has quit his job in JP Murgan to sell iPhones on eBay.