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With no buyers for their dream homes, builders to sell only dreams

With no buyers for their dream homes, builders to sell only dreams

Dec 16, 2013 Comments

Since their promise of making “dream homes” available to everyone are not getting enough takers, real estate companies are considering selling dreams only.

Deodorant brand Axe makers hopeful to improve sales as winter arrives in India

Deodorant brand Axe makers hopeful to improve sales as winter arrives in India

Dec 15, 2013 Comments

One of the leading deodorant brand Axe’s manufacturers are more than hopeful to improve sales as winter arrives in India, especially in the northern regions of the nation.

FMCG companies all set to launch bathing soap that can be eaten

FMCG companies all set to launch bathing soap that can be eaten

Nov 5, 2013 Comments

In a disruptive product innovation that is all set to change the way humans evolve, FMCG researchers have announced “edible bathing soap”.

Indian onions selling at Rs 45 in Bangladesh, illegal immigrants moving back

Indian onions selling at Rs 45 in Bangladesh, illegal immigrants moving back

Oct 26, 2013 Comments

Indian onions are selling for Rs 45/kg in Bangladesh. This has caused illegal Bangladeshi immigrants living in India to go back to their country.

Prime Minister congratulates onion on reaching the milestone of Rs 100/kg

Prime Minister congratulates onion on reaching the milestone of Rs 100/kg

Oct 22, 2013 Comments

Although everyone thought he would condemn the irresponsible behavior by the vegetable, Prime Minister has congratulated onion on reaching the historic landmark of Rs 100/kg.

SIM card praying to get placed in a smartphone

SIM card praying to get placed in a smartphone

Oct 5, 2013 Comments

Young and inexperienced SIM cards at a mobile shop are are praying to get placed in good mobile handsets. Their career prospects and worries are similar to human beings.

Restaurants to offer dry fruits instead of onion salad

Restaurants to offer dry fruits instead of onion salad

Sep 24, 2013 Comments

The decision was taken unanimously in the recently concluded meet of restaurant owners after a vendor was shot at in Uttar Pradesh for not putting onions in omelets.

After colored and flavored, scientists come up with sugar-free condoms

After colored and flavored, scientists come up with sugar-free condoms

Sep 2, 2013 Comments

Motivated purely by their desire to control burgeoning population, scientists at R&D department of a leading contraceptive manufacturing company have come up with the idea of sugar-free condoms.

ATMs to close down by 8 PM to arrest the slide of rupee

ATMs to close down by 8 PM to arrest the slide of rupee

Sep 1, 2013 Comments

Government has found out a logic between taking out cash from ATM and forex rates. Gov claims that the step will arrest the free fall of rupee and inflation.

Manmohan Singh’s voice registers a record high of 66 decibels

Manmohan Singh’s voice registers a record high of 66 decibels

Aug 30, 2013 Comments

After registering a market value of 30 decibels on Independence Day trading and falling thereafter, Prime Minister’s voice recovered strongly and closed at 66 decibels during the inter-parliamentary trading early today.