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In a disruptive product innovation that is all set to change the way humans evolve, FMCG researchers have announced “edible bathing soap”.
Indian onions are selling for Rs 45/kg in Bangladesh. This has caused illegal Bangladeshi immigrants living in India to go back to their country.
Although everyone thought he would condemn the irresponsible behavior by the vegetable, Prime Minister has congratulated onion on reaching the historic landmark of Rs 100/kg.
The decision was taken unanimously in the recently concluded meet of restaurant owners after a vendor was shot at in Uttar Pradesh for not putting onions in omelets.
Motivated purely by their desire to control burgeoning population, scientists at R&D department of a leading contraceptive manufacturing company have come up with the idea of sugar-free condoms.
Government has found out a logic between taking out cash from ATM and forex rates. Gov claims that the step will arrest the free fall of rupee and inflation.
After registering a market value of 30 decibels on Independence Day trading and falling thereafter, Prime Minister’s voice recovered strongly and closed at 66 decibels during the inter-parliamentary trading early today.
Congress party has hired services of leading consultancy firm McGunsey & Co to pull them out of the rock bottom their govt has hit off late.
Sensex jumped in 2010 after witnessing a bloodbath a year earlier following global recession. This gave hope to many, but the hopes are now crashing.