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25 bold predictions for the year 2015 and beyond by top Indian astrologer Ramesh Pokhriyal

25 bold predictions for the year 2015 and beyond by top Indian astrologer Ramesh Pokhriyal

Dec 6, 2014 Comments

Ramesh Pokhriyal wasted no time in making 25 bold predictions, for the year 2015 and beyond, in his new role as daily astrologer for a leading news channel.

News Channel offers BJP MP Ramesh Pokhriyal role of daily astrologer after bashing him for “Astrology is superior to Science” remark

News Channel offers BJP MP Ramesh Pokhriyal role of daily astrologer after bashing him for “Astrology is superior to Science” remark

Dec 4, 2014 Comments

The news channel reportedly struck the deal with Pokhriyal while thrashing and interviewing him for the regressive remark.

Local man wearing more than hundred lucky charms held at Delhi airport

Local man wearing more than hundred lucky charms held at Delhi airport

Nov 17, 2014 Comments

Ramesh Kumar, a 34-year-old man was detained and questioned for the whole day at Indira Gandhi International Airport by the airport authorities just because he was wearing a whole lot of lucky-charms on his various body parts.

Man attributes successful events in his life to a “yantra” bought from late night TV ads

Man attributes successful events in his life to a “yantra” bought from late night TV ads

Jul 2, 2014 Comments

A young man from Mumbai has been experiencing only good events in his life ever since he bought some yantra that was being advertised on TV by a baba.

Azam Khan’s buffaloes to be 2014 FIFA World Cup’s Paul the Octopus

Azam Khan’s buffaloes to be 2014 FIFA World Cup’s Paul the Octopus

Jun 14, 2014 Comments

Sources close to the cattle confirm that the divine power of the buffaloes came to light a few hours before the start of World Cup opener between Brazil and Croatia.

Baba Bangali launches Valentine’s Day special ring to make your crush love you in 90 mints

Baba Bangali launches Valentine’s Day special ring to make your crush love you in 90 mints

Feb 14, 2014 Comments

Baba created this miraculous product in purview of growing frustration among singles on this Valentine’s day.

Grammar Nazi acquires power to spot mistakes before they are made

Grammar Nazi acquires power to spot mistakes before they are made

Sep 4, 2013 Comments

After 6 years of hard work like correcting spellings and grammar, Vyakaran Chopra claims to have acquired the ability to spot mistakes in English even before someone has composed the sentence

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Apr 12, 2012 Comments

Normal Baba, an aspiring godman who claims to help people with his invisible Third Arm, has successfully received 15 crore rupees of investment from Banyan Capital, a venture capital firm funding promising godmen, tantriks, black-magicians etc.

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

Sep 28, 2011 Comments

After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The new name is expected to bring a new boost to the economy, and help get rid of the bad spirits that have been troubling the country.

Tantrik says he can launch US like operation against Dawood using nimbu-mirchi

Tantrik says he can launch US like operation against Dawood using nimbu-mirchi

May 6, 2011 Comments

A local Tantrik, who earlier worked with India TV as a bulletin producer, has claimed that he could use his special powers to carry out a US like operation to locate and kill fugitives like Dawood Ibrahim and Hafiz Saeed, who are wanted for terrorist activities in India. And all he would need are three dead rats, one boiled egg, 50 grams of vermillion, five chilies, and one lemon.