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Baba Bangali launches Valentine’s Day special ring to make your crush love you in 90 mints

Baba Bangali launches Valentine’s Day special ring to make your crush love you in 90 mints

Feb 14, 2014 Comments

Baba created this miraculous product in purview of growing frustration among singles on this Valentine’s day.

Grammar Nazi acquires power to spot mistakes before they are made

Grammar Nazi acquires power to spot mistakes before they are made

Sep 4, 2013 Comments

After 6 years of hard work like correcting spellings and grammar, Vyakaran Chopra claims to have acquired the ability to spot mistakes in English even before someone has composed the sentence

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Normal Baba, aspiring godman, raises second round of investment

Apr 12, 2012 Comments

Normal Baba, an aspiring godman who claims to help people with his invisible Third Arm, has successfully received 15 crore rupees of investment from Banyan Capital, a venture capital firm funding promising godmen, tantriks, black-magicians etc.

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

India to be renamed “Inddia” for bringing good luck to the nation

Sep 28, 2011 Comments

After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The new name is expected to bring a new boost to the economy, and help get rid of the bad spirits that have been troubling the country.

Tantrik says he can launch US like operation against Dawood using nimbu-mirchi

Tantrik says he can launch US like operation against Dawood using nimbu-mirchi

May 6, 2011 Comments

A local Tantrik, who earlier worked with India TV as a bulletin producer, has claimed that he could use his special powers to carry out a US like operation to locate and kill fugitives like Dawood Ibrahim and Hafiz Saeed, who are wanted for terrorist activities in India. And all he would need are three dead rats, one boiled egg, 50 grams of vermillion, five chilies, and one lemon.

Astrologers hail Randiv for denying 13th century to Sehwag

Astrologers hail Randiv for denying 13th century to Sehwag

Aug 17, 2010 Comments

While the rest of India went red in rage as Sri Lankan spinner Suraj Randiv deliberately bowled a no-ball and denied Indian batsman Virender Sehwag a well deserved century yesterday, Indian astrologers today welcomed the step, rather over-stepping by the bowler, as a much needed divine reprieve for Sehwag, who would otherwise have got into a sinister trap of number 13. It should be noted that if Randiv had not bowled a no-ball, Sehwag could have completed his century number 13 in one-day international cricket matches.

India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan

India TV astrologer develops Mantra to control Mehengai Daayan

Jul 15, 2010 Comments

Daati Maharaj of India TV has developed a mantra that allegedly contains powers of controlling the mehengai daayan i.e. the witch of inflation. The path-breaking development, which could bring relief to millions of Indian citizens, was announced in a live program on the news channel earlier today. The program would be repeated three times daily for the next three weeks for the benefit of the viewers who might have missed it today.

Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta

Tata Group to perform corporate Yajna to please Agni devta

Dec 14, 2009 Comments

In wake of the recent incidents of low-floor DTC buses made by Tata Motors catching fire, Tata Group has decided to perform a Yajna to please Agni devta, who it seems has been quite unhappy with the conglomerate. The decision was announced after a high-level review meeting took place today to discuss the problems in the low-level buses. The meeting was convened by the Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit.

New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012

New prophecy predicts humans turning into donkeys by 2012

Nov 16, 2009 Comments

A new study into Mayan calendar, writing and mythology has revealed that most of us could be turning into asses by the end of 2012 i.e. within three years from today, in fact the process is believed to have already started according to the latest research. The study warns that the human race will be replaced by donkeys and the existing donkeys will rule over the neo-donkeys.

Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology

Chetan Bhagat accepts that he believes in numerology

Oct 15, 2009 Comments

“If it is the K-factor for Ekta Kapoor, it is the numeric factor for me”, said Chetan Bhagat during one of his interviews after the release party of his new novel “2 States – The Story of My Marriage”, shocking his fans and followers who thought that Chetan didn’t believe in stuffs like numerology. Chetan candidly conceded that the key to his literary success was numbers and not words.