When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
Ramesh Pokhriyal wasted no time in making 25 bold predictions, for the year 2015 and beyond, in his new role as daily astrologer for a leading news channel.
The news channel reportedly struck the deal with Pokhriyal while thrashing and interviewing him for the regressive remark.
Ramesh Kumar, a 34-year-old man was detained and questioned for the whole day at Indira Gandhi International Airport by the airport authorities just because he was wearing a whole lot of lucky-charms on his various body parts.
A young man from Mumbai has been experiencing only good events in his life ever since he bought some yantra that was being advertised on TV by a baba.
Sources close to the cattle confirm that the divine power of the buffaloes came to light a few hours before the start of World Cup opener between Brazil and Croatia.
Baba created this miraculous product in purview of growing frustration among singles on this Valentine’s day.
After 6 years of hard work like correcting spellings and grammar, Vyakaran Chopra claims to have acquired the ability to spot mistakes in English even before someone has composed the sentence
Normal Baba, an aspiring godman who claims to help people with his invisible Third Arm, has successfully received 15 crore rupees of investment from Banyan Capital, a venture capital firm funding promising godmen, tantriks, black-magicians etc.
After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The new name is expected to bring a new boost to the economy, and help get rid of the bad spirits that have been troubling the country.
A local Tantrik, who earlier worked with India TV as a bulletin producer, has claimed that he could use his special powers to carry out a US like operation to locate and kill fugitives like Dawood Ibrahim and Hafiz Saeed, who are wanted for terrorist activities in India. And all he would need are three dead rats, one boiled egg, 50 grams of vermillion, five chilies, and one lemon.