"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
A young man from Mumbai has been experiencing only good events in his life ever since he bought some yantra that was being advertised on TV by a baba.
Sources close to the cattle confirm that the divine power of the buffaloes came to light a few hours before the start of World Cup opener between Brazil and Croatia.
Baba created this miraculous product in purview of growing frustration among singles on this Valentine’s day.
After 6 years of hard work like correcting spellings and grammar, Vyakaran Chopra claims to have acquired the ability to spot mistakes in English even before someone has composed the sentence
Normal Baba, an aspiring godman who claims to help people with his invisible Third Arm, has successfully received 15 crore rupees of investment from Banyan Capital, a venture capital firm funding promising godmen, tantriks, black-magicians etc.
After weeks of bickering, ruling Congress and opposition BJP have come together and announced a step that they believe would make things better for aam aadmi. Both parties have decided to change the country’s name from “India” to “Inddia”. The new name is expected to bring a new boost to the economy, and help get rid of the bad spirits that have been troubling the country.
A local Tantrik, who earlier worked with India TV as a bulletin producer, has claimed that he could use his special powers to carry out a US like operation to locate and kill fugitives like Dawood Ibrahim and Hafiz Saeed, who are wanted for terrorist activities in India. And all he would need are three dead rats, one boiled egg, 50 grams of vermillion, five chilies, and one lemon.
While the rest of India went red in rage as Sri Lankan spinner Suraj Randiv deliberately bowled a no-ball and denied Indian batsman Virender Sehwag a well deserved century yesterday, Indian astrologers today welcomed the step, rather over-stepping by the bowler, as a much needed divine reprieve for Sehwag, who would otherwise have got into a sinister trap of number 13. It should be noted that if Randiv had not bowled a no-ball, Sehwag could have completed his century number 13 in one-day international cricket matches.
Daati Maharaj of India TV has developed a mantra that allegedly contains powers of controlling the mehengai daayan i.e. the witch of inflation. The path-breaking development, which could bring relief to millions of Indian citizens, was announced in a live program on the news channel earlier today. The program would be repeated three times daily for the next three weeks for the benefit of the viewers who might have missed it today.
In wake of the recent incidents of low-floor DTC buses made by Tata Motors catching fire, Tata Group has decided to perform a Yajna to please Agni devta, who it seems has been quite unhappy with the conglomerate. The decision was announced after a high-level review meeting took place today to discuss the problems in the low-level buses. The meeting was convened by the Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit.