I am sorry if I didn't name anyone in my farewell speech
I am sorry if I named someone in my news reports
Barack Obama has finally responded to the letter written by 65 Indian MPs asking him to deny visa to Narendra Modi. He was reminded of their letter after he received another letter by 65 Russian MPs.
After the Narendra Modi incident, The US embassy is now receiving more letters from Indians asking them to deny visa to people they don’t like.
After Digvijay Singh wrote a blog claiming he was not Anti-Hindu, Rajnath Singh has written a blog in similar style claiming he was not Anti-English.
Congress MP Vithal Radadiya, who was caught on camera earlier today flashing a gun and threatening employees at a toll plaza near Vadodara, has spoken out. He has blamed the “G” factor.
UPA (season 2) government has completed three years in office and Prime Minister is celebrating this achievement by hosting a dinner tonight. All coalition partners and leaders are invited. Common citizens (aam aadmi) have not been invited as the government is on an austerity drive. However, the Prime Minister’s Office (PMO) has released a letter to the citizens of India on this occasion:
Faking News has accessed a series of letters exchanged between the top leaders of our country in the last few days, which has now concluded with A Raja resigning from the union cabinet. These letters were supposed to be classified and not meant for public consumption, but a whistleblower in the PMO has sent them to us. The letters were sent to WikiLeaks as well, but the team there is still busy reading the Iraq war documents.
Hi, A Non Resident Bihari here. I hope it doesn’t sound downright funny anymore to call yourself a Bihari, which surely was the case till you didn’t become the Chief Minister of Bihar. You know, one of my fellow Bihari friends used to answer “IIT Kharagpur” whenever someone in our business school asked him where he came from. I haven’t talked to him for some time now.
Dear Lalit, Dude, stop gawking at that girl, and concentrate on this letter. At the outset I want to make it clear that I am not your fan, not even on facebook. In fact, starting today, facebook tried to make things easier by removing the concept of being a fan; now they just ask you to like something. Nice step, but too late, now I don’t even like you.