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“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

“Census worker asked me my bust size, what will they do with this data?”

May 21, 2010 Comments

I was shocked, even offended, but kept my cool as I had seen many hoardings over bus-stops asking citizens of India to cooperate with the census staff. Some people had even told me that I could be penalized if I refused to answer any question. So I answered that rather offensive question, after which those guys smiled, thanked me, and went away. But I still can’t understand why the government needs this data. Can you please let me know?

“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

“I want to run naked in my office all over and shock my boss”

Nov 25, 2009 Comments

My dumb boss gives me some absolutely vague instructions and asks me to meet some absolutely ridiculous deadlines. This leaves me distraught, sitting with my head resting down on my arms on the desk as I look down on the floor with utter dismay. And then this strong urge runs through my senses – I want to streak naked through my office.

“Why are BJP leaders going for Shastra Puja on Dussehra?”

“Why are BJP leaders going for Shastra Puja on Dussehra?”

Oct 1, 2009 Comments

On this Dussehra, I saw two BJP Chief Ministers, Narendra Modi of Gujarat and Shivraj Singh Chouhan of Madhya Pradesh, performing Shastra Puja (weapon worship). Although I’m told that this is an age old tradition, though performed with modern weapons these days, I’m a bit confused why BJP leaders are going for weapons over gods and goddesses? Do you have any idea why is it so?

“How can I dump my current girlfriend for a bigger busted girl?”

“How can I dump my current girlfriend for a bigger busted girl?”

Aug 28, 2009 Comments

I have a girlfriend and she wants us to get married, but I’ve got in touch with another girl recently and she has bigger boobs than my present girlfriend. This newer and bigger girl says she loves me and won’t mind marrying me. So I was wondering how do I tell my older girlfriend about our relationship being over.

“I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?”

“I enjoy masturbating a lot, am I a gay?”

Jul 26, 2009 Comments

I feel that when you masturbate, you are basically giving sexual pleasures to yourself. In other words, you are having sex with yourself. This in turn means that you are having sex with a person of same gender (unless you are a transgender). So here is my problem. If I’m not a transgender and I masturbate frequently, am I a gay?