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Exclusive: Leaked RBI document reveals Next 5 Demonetization Rules

24, Dec 2016 By sagarcasm

RBI is changing rules of demonetization faster than the speed of light. Are these changes just random or well planned? A leaked document which has RBI’s seal and Urijit Patel’s signature reveals 5 new demonetization rules that will be applied in the coming days:

National Anthem will be played outside all banks at 9 am

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Show 10th standard mark-sheet before withdrawing money

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To deposit new notes of Rs. 2,000, don’t stand in the queue, directly go to the cash counter

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Bank will not accept notes if anything is written over Gandhiji’s spectacles

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If the you are depositing more than 5,000 rupees, bring lunch for the branch manager 

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