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5 things NOT to do in monsoon

02, Jul 2016 By banneditqueen

Monsoon is already at our door step. Here are a few tips to avoid Monsoon cliches

1. Updating Facebook/ Whatsapp status as “Mausam is awesome”

Please resist this
Please resist this

2. Force your wife/mother to make pyaz ke pakode

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

3. Sing Anu Malik’s ‘dekho baarish ho rahi hai…..its raining its raining’ 

We dont neet any other Anu malik
We don’t need any other Anu Malik

4. Say “is baar bohot zyada barish hui”

Britannia-Rusk
Like we don’t know

5.  Secretly wish “Kash aaj office/school ki chutti ho jae

Nothing better than lying on the couch and dreaming
Nothing better than lying on the couch and dreaming but we all know its useless