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Send one more guy over so that we can play Ludo King in Europe: Lalit Modi, Nirav Modi and Mallya to Government

15, Feb 2018 By Sandeep Kadian

London: The number of rich Indians in Europe is gradually increasing with Nirav Modi joining veterans Vijay Mallya and Lalit Modi. Nirav Modi, the latest to leave India, left the country on the 1st of January, ‘coincidentally’ in the same month during which CBI received a complaint against him from PNB. Now all 3 of them are requesting Government of India to let one more guy accused of fraud to leave India so that they can have enough players to play Ludo King in Europe.

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As per sources, the 3 guys already in Europe are planning a high stakes Ludo King game where the winner takes all but they are a player short. All of them have now signed a letter requesting GoI to initiate an investigation into someone else’s finances so that they can get another player in Europe.

“This is for the benefit of the government only. This will be a high stakes game and the winner will get enough money to settle his loans back in India. Lalit Modi doesn’t have loans so he can use the winnings to buy an IPL team maybe. Point is, the money from the game will be returning to the country. This is their best shot at the moment because otherwise none of us are coming back to India”, the King of good times Vijay Mallya said.

Further, he added ,”They don’t have to give any fraudster a plane ticket or something. They just have to initiate a probe against someone and he will find his way to Europe. This is an automated process, that is how we all ended in Europe before feeling the heat from the investigations back home.”

All of them have mentioned that it must not be a politician since they can’t trust a politician to pay if he loses in the game.