New Delhi: To calm down his desperate fans asking for his continuation as RBI Governor, RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan has come up with a new idea- To start his own RBI (Rajan Bank Of India). As per Rajan, he was forced into this after repeated pleas by his fans to carry on as RBI Governor.
The post of the head of the bank will be titled “The Governor” so that Rajan can continue to be the RBI Governor or The Governor, any which way the media prefers to fawningly refer to him.
“That is an inspirational thought. This RBI will be superior to the Indian Reserve Bank of India as Rajan is more educated and qualified than anyone the government may appoint as their RBI Governor,” said P. Chidambaram.
“This is the type of out of the box thinking that Congress always tried to promote in the country and we are glad Raghuram rajan learnt from us and implemented it,” said Rahul Gandhi.
A leading journalist emerged as the winner from the cage fight organized to decide the first person to win the honour of opening an account with the new ‘RBI’. Speaking to Faking News, the journalist, with a freshly blackened eye and broken teeth, said, “I am so thrilled to be the first one to be able to open an account with the RBI. This was totally worth it. Together, Rajan and I will fight crony capitalism, crony socialism and sanghi communalism. Woohoo!”
National and International ‘Rajanists’ have hailed this decision to set up ‘RBI’ as the single greatest moment in the history of the world that just about prevented the inevitable apocalypse caused by the exit of Rajan as the original RBI’s Governor.
The Indian middle class, who were allegedly heartbroken, and aimlessly wandering the streets ever since the exit announcement of middle class superhero and icon Raghuram Rajan, regained their senses and expressed relief.
Meanwhile, not one to cede space to any brand, new or old, Baba Ramdev also announced his decision to set up Patanjali Bank of India.