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ISIS returned Kalyan youth flooded with managerial offers from terror industry

29, Nov 2014 By indianpsycho

Mumbai. The ISIS returned youth Areeb Majeed may have been taken into custody by the NIA after his return to Mumbai, but he can find solace in the fact his stock value has rise manifold from what it was till 6 months ago when he dropped out of engineering to leave for Syria.

If reports are to be believed, the highly radicalized Kalyan youth has been flooded with managerial offers from all sorts of terror organizations, MNCs and start-ups (especially those in West Bengal), headquartered in India and Pakistan.

These companies feel Areeb has proven himself successfully on the field and is now equipped to lead and guide a team of young and budding terror executives.

Youth icon for many!
Youth icon for many!

What has added more value to resume of Areeb is that he started his career with the most sought after and biggest terror organization ISIS and came out alive from the field.

“It is like in IT industry if you get the stamp of having worked with say Microsoft in US, Indian IT companies line up to hire you. They are willing to give their right arm to have you on board,” explained an ex IBM Project Manager turned departmental head of Suicide Bombing unit at Indian Mujahideen.

However Areeb has politely declined all offers so far and argues that he doesn’t want to limit himself to just one organization. He now plans to open Terror Consultancy Services with the aim to provide business and technical solutions to leading terror organizations.

“I know what my market value is at present and I want to make the best possible use of it both monetarily and philanthropically,” Areeb told Faking News.

Areeb who is still recovering from the shock having missed out on opportunity to get 72 virgins now claims that his only motive would be to guide and help other talented youths in India fulfill this dream.

Meanwhile embarrassed by safe return of a terrorist to his homeland, ISIS has decided to behead 5 of their own high profile terrorists as a self mortification exercise.