When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
Citing a severe shortage of protest venues in the National Capital, Union Government today approved plans to construct 5 more Jantar-Mantars in and around Delhi.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi is planning to visit the Googleplex later this month during his highly anticipated tour of Silicon Valley. While Mr Modi will be focusing on attracting investment from the tech giant, sources reveal that Google is also planning on taking Mr Modi’s help for their own benefit.
Vipin Kumar, a very active social media user in India is struggling to decide which US Presidential candidate he should be supporting for the 2016 elections.
A 12-year-old boy, who somehow happened to read something about Emergency on Twitter, decided to ask his dad about details.
“Now that Government has decided to celebrate Rakshabandhan, I am afraid that schools may make attendance compulsory on that day!” the teenager fears.
For a time period of 7 days from the day of broadcast, anyone indulging in revealing spoilers to anyone will be arrested and prosecuted under this new law.
George Martin, whose speed of writing is believed to be even slower than Yogendra Yadav’s speed of talking, started writing the books in 1991 and has published 5 volumes till now.
After people cracking obscene jokes and people laughing at obscene jokes, looks like people hearing an obscene joke may soon be in trouble as well.
Senior election expert, Mr. Kumar Jeravi who has the distinction of getting all the elections he ever predicted wrong, is confident that he will finally get one right in Delhi.