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Reports by Sandeep Kadian

Wife suspects extramarital affair after government employee starts staying in office after 5 PM

Wife suspects extramarital affair after government employee starts staying in office after 5 PM

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

Increased workload in office has landed a CPWD employee in severe domestic trouble. Sumit Singh, a CPWD employee has been accused of having an extramarital affair by his wife after he started staying in office even after 5 PM.

Man’s Bullet motorcycle taken back for not visiting Ladakh within 6 months of purchase

Man’s Bullet motorcycle taken back for not visiting Ladakh within 6 months of purchase

Nov 9, 2014 Comments

Motorcycle company Royal Enfield shocked one of its customers when they confiscated his Bullet bike after he failed to visit Ladakh even after 6 months of purchase.

Exclusive: Al-Qaeda’s recruitment ad

Exclusive: Al-Qaeda’s recruitment ad

Sep 4, 2014 Comments

Faking News has accessed a copy of recruitment ad which Al-Qaeda’s newly opened India branch is going to use for fresh hiring.

Tata Sky set top boxes working during rains, new virus suspected

Tata Sky set top boxes working during rains, new virus suspected

Aug 14, 2014 Comments

Tata Sky subscribers too are unhappy, as they had got accustomed to the error, and want the DTH service provider to get rid of the virus as soon as the possible.

Iraqi Christians and Yazidis send their DNA samples to UN to show they are humans too

Iraqi Christians and Yazidis send their DNA samples to UN to show they are humans too

Aug 7, 2014 Comments

Iraqi minorities have taken this step after the world continued being busy with Gaza even as ISIS, continued to massacre them to establish a pious religious state.

Experts hail rise in Gandhian values in Delhi as people refuse to see any evil in Meerut

Experts hail rise in Gandhian values in Delhi as people refuse to see any evil in Meerut

Aug 5, 2014 Comments

Leading social science experts have applauded the way Delhi elites have started returning to Gandhian values of “See no evil, Hear no evil, and Say no evil.”

Wife threatens husband, “Stop watching Newshour or my mother comes to stay with us”

Wife threatens husband, “Stop watching Newshour or my mother comes to stay with us”

Jul 29, 2014 Comments

Married life of a couple in Delhi has hit a bit of a bump thanks to Times Now’s super hit entertainment program, The Newshour.

Taking a cue from Shiv Sena MPs, Mumbaikars to force MLAs to drive through potholes

Taking a cue from Shiv Sena MPs, Mumbaikars to force MLAs to drive through potholes

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Following the example of Shiv Sena MPs who protested against bad food by trying to make the catering supervisor eat a roti, Mumbaikars have devised a new method to highlight the problem of potholes.

Couple decide to have a 3rd child after first 2 fail to get enough likes on Facebook

Couple decide to have a 3rd child after first 2 fail to get enough likes on Facebook

Jun 9, 2014 Comments

A Delhi based couple has decided to go for a 3rd child after they were disappointed with the number of likes their 2 existing children got on Facebook.

Pakistani players who praise Narendra Modi will be included in IPL-8: Giriraj Singh

Pakistani players who praise Narendra Modi will be included in IPL-8: Giriraj Singh

Apr 21, 2014 Comments

Two days after courting controversy by saying that those opposing Narendra Modi would have to go to Pakistan after elections, Giriraj Singh has issued another controversial statement.