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Undertaker’s dentures fly out of his mouth as he rises from coffin with a jerk, WWE fans shell shocked

Undertaker’s dentures fly out of his mouth as he rises from coffin with a jerk, WWE fans shell shocked

Jul 4, 2015 Comments

For a brief few seconds fans shouted even more thinking it was some kind of a new stunt by WWE and Undertaker is distributing goodies to fans.

Water conservation activist leads by example, agrees to reduce her shower time from 40 minutes to 35

Water conservation activist leads by example, agrees to reduce her shower time from 40 minutes to 35

Jul 2, 2015 Comments

Budding journalist and water conservation activist Ms. Loveleena Jangid has openly declared that in spirit of water conservation, she would no longer be taking long showers and thus would be leading by example for others who waste water.

World’s richest man boards Uber during surge pricing, gets down as world’s 2nd richest man

World’s richest man boards Uber during surge pricing, gets down as world’s 2nd richest man

Jun 27, 2015 Comments

Mexico’s multi billionaire Karlos Fatsos who was once hailed as world’s richest man reported a huge decrease in wealth yesterday after he took an Uber taxi ride from Dadar to Elphinstone Road.

UP goons hold candle-light march protesting petrol price hike, as burning people alive gets costlier

UP goons hold candle-light march protesting petrol price hike, as burning people alive gets costlier

Jun 17, 2015 Comments

Gang members and goons from several gangs and criminal organizations in Pilbhit district of Uttar Pradesh held a peaceful candle light march against central government for increasing petrol prices by 64 Paise per liter.

Tired of international tours, Modi plans first interstellar tour, PK’s secular planet to be visited first

Tired of international tours, Modi plans first interstellar tour, PK’s secular planet to be visited first

Jun 13, 2015 Comments

Primer Minister’s Office (PMO) has tied up with Christopher Nolan’s space research team and requested the creation of a giant wormhole gateway which connects to the far side of galaxy.

“We are not like Myanmar, our terrorists are the best in the world” Pak warns India

“We are not like Myanmar, our terrorists are the best in the world” Pak warns India

Jun 13, 2015 Comments

After Indian defense minister’s statement that India should no longer be seen as a weak target by terrorists, Pakistan interior ministry has sharply reacted to these remarks and issued a counter statement.

Students request RBI to print sleeker currency notes which can be easily rolled for safe storage

Students request RBI to print sleeker currency notes which can be easily rolled for safe storage

Jun 13, 2015 Comments

Thousands of school and college kids throughout India have started an online petition campaign to request R.B.I. governor Mr. Raghuram Rajan to print sleeker crispier notes which can then be rolled and stored safely.

Media demands security agencies to give 2 weeks advance notice before every covert military operation

Media demands security agencies to give 2 weeks advance notice before every covert military operation

Jun 12, 2015 Comments

Consortium Of News-Channels (CONS) an independent media body comprising of some of the major news channels in the country has warned security agencies against not notifying the media well in advance before performing the confidential covert military operations in other countries.

AAP condemns international Yoga day, estimates huge losses to taxpayers’ body weight and inches

AAP condemns international Yoga day, estimates huge losses to taxpayers’ body weight and inches

Jun 11, 2015 Comments

In a massive rally conducted with help of 200 AAP supporters and 47 national news channels, senior AAP leader Ashutosh strongly condemned International Yoga day as a huge loss to Tax Payers and ordered the courts of law to ban it throughout the world in accordance with Delhi government’s orders.

“Farmers should realize that I am not Arvind Kejriwal” – Rahul Gandhi hits back in style

“Farmers should realize that I am not Arvind Kejriwal” – Rahul Gandhi hits back in style

Jun 8, 2015 Comments

Rahul Gandhi has reacted to statement given by Arvind Kejriwal where he had said that “Narendra Modi should realize that I am not Rahul Gandhi”.