When will my problems end?
Ek aur shaadi kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi
Celebrated Social Media expert Jagdeep Jagsora has published a landmark white-paper in an international journal with strong evidence that the recent #LalooRocks hashtag trend on twitter is a clear indication that Bihar is on road to progress.
Ram Barjatiya and Shyam Barjatiya, two 5 year old kids who happened to be twin brothers got separated from each other at 10:25:15 AM in the Kumbh Mela, but re-united with each other after whole 25 seconds at 10:25:40 AM.
In a serious case of mis-alignment of incentives a fresh MBA grad by name Sanjay Singhania was beaten up by his mother Mrs. Sharda Singhania using slippers and sticks, for using excessive management jargon at home.
Peoples’ Republic of ISIS Caliphate (PRIC) has informed all governments around the world through official communication that it will no longer tolerate any kind of rapes on its soil.
Engineering students have generally been trumping political science students over the years, in terms of not taking bath for highest possible number of days. But Sudeep Pyaajwaan from KNU university Delhi has beaten all recent records for not taking bath for longest periods of time.
Politics of entertainment and fun often being called “Politainment”, came into the lives of Indian masses and got them addicted. Interests weaned away from cricket, reality shows lost their sheen and Bollywood movies tanked back to back as the game of politics commanded supreme interest and TRPs from entertainment hungry masses.
In a landmark decision taken by various big construction companies only those Olympic medalists who have won a gold medal for the country at Olympics will be considered for jobs of construction workers at cricket stadium construction sites.
Net-neutrality and OS-neutrality experts across Mumbai were up in arms on social media, after rumors were out that Maharashtra government plans to ban windows usage across the state for 7-days.
Talking to various secular and normal news-channels, senior communist leader Atul Anjan has lashed out at the diaper commercials and has instructed the central government to stop the broadcasting of all forms of diaper advertisement in print, electronic and social media, with immediate effect.
Nations top-notch deshdrohi and beloved of certain twitter users, Kamaal R Khan has apparently congratulated himself on teacher’s day.