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Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Serial wedding-crasher tired of consuming Shahi Paneer and Dal Makhani, wants caterers to innovate

Feb 28, 2015 Comments

A local resident by name Jaswinder Singh Jassi, who is well known in the area for occasionally crashing weddings and consuming copious amounts of food and drinks, now has an advice or two to offer to the catering companies that provide meals during weddings.

Man claims making crores by just posting “Free-Recharge” comments on Facebook posts

Man claims making crores by just posting “Free-Recharge” comments on Facebook posts

Feb 27, 2015 Comments

Vijay has reportedly claimed to have build two properties worth 20 crores each in Delhi and Mumbai and claims to possess around 7 crores in cash and gold bars, all of which he has reportedly acquired in the past one year.

Delhiite’s vocal-cords undergo transformation during 1 week US trip; speaks with American accent upon return

Delhiite’s vocal-cords undergo transformation during 1 week US trip; speaks with American accent upon return

Feb 26, 2015 Comments

According to his parents, this transformation happened during his one week trip to the US, from where he has returned just two days back.

Cab company to no longer provide cabs, will instead focus on beautifying mobile app for cab booking

Cab company to no longer provide cabs, will instead focus on beautifying mobile app for cab booking

Feb 25, 2015 Comments

n a major talent re-shuffle in its workforce, leading cab company Sheru Cabs has announced that it would be laying of all the driving staff and instead would be hiring 3 talented software engineers from the top engineering campuses across the country.

Govt cracks whip on religious groups that spread hatred; Arsenal and ManU fan-groups to be banned first

Govt cracks whip on religious groups that spread hatred; Arsenal and ManU fan-groups to be banned first

Feb 22, 2015 Comments

In a peculiar interpretation of religious fanaticism, the central government has sought to take strict action against football fan groups wherein fans get abusive and spiteful to the extent of getting religiously fanatic.

Salman to shoot his next movie in Sundarbans forest; tigers and other endangered species rush to get life insurance plans

Salman to shoot his next movie in Sundarbans forest; tigers and other endangered species rush to get life insurance plans

Feb 18, 2015 Comments

Prabhu Deva announced that he would soon start shooting for his upcoming film “Wanted One More Time” which would be a sequel to his 2009 superhit blockbuster movie “Wanted”.

Aamir claims Tom and Jerry show perpetuates violence, dislikes the way Jerry always insults Tom

Aamir claims Tom and Jerry show perpetuates violence, dislikes the way Jerry always insults Tom

Feb 17, 2015 Comments

While speaking at a celebrity event recently, about TV shows he likes and dislikes, Aamir condemned the Tom & Jerry show as a feature which is extremely violent and is full of hatred.

Bank to issue ultra-titanium gold-rewards credit-cards for dogs, claims complete saturation in human market

Bank to issue ultra-titanium gold-rewards credit-cards for dogs, claims complete saturation in human market

Feb 16, 2015 Comments

The card is also being associated with another rewards initiative “The Canine Club holidays” exclusively for dogs.

Serial social-media debater feels lonely after Delhi results, fails to participate in Nitish-Manjhi supporters clash on Twitter

Serial social-media debater feels lonely after Delhi results, fails to participate in Nitish-Manjhi supporters clash on Twitter

Feb 16, 2015 Comments

Dhananjay Tarkmitra, who has been a ferocious supporter of Aam Aadmi Party throughout the election campaign is experiencing extreme withdrawal symptoms since 10thFeb when the results were declared.

Techie bypasses 10 firewalls to hack AIB website, watches the hidden roast video, gets offended

Techie bypasses 10 firewalls to hack AIB website, watches the hidden roast video, gets offended

Feb 14, 2015 Comments

In a serious case of offended feelings a Bangalore based software engineer K. Srinivas Gouda got himself fuming with anger after he was able to relocate the hidden AIB roast video and watched it 3 times.