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Lt Governor seen eating Chhole Bhature at roadside stall, AAP alleges connections with food industry

Lt Governor seen eating Chhole Bhature at roadside stall, AAP alleges connections with food industry

May 18, 2015 Comments

AAP supremo Arvind Kejrwal has even written a tough worded letter to LG and has strictly “requested“ him to behave within confines of the constitution.

Cough-cold patient told to get lung-cancer tests after doctor finds out his health claims policy

Cough-cold patient told to get lung-cancer tests after doctor finds out his health claims policy

May 15, 2015 Comments

A doctor, after realizing a patient’s professional background and his company’s health claims policy, re-diagnosed him and told him to get 13 tests done for lung cancer.

Rahul Yadav to sell his house on Housing.com, says he’s 26, too young to get serious about housing

Rahul Yadav to sell his house on Housing.com, says he’s 26, too young to get serious about housing

May 14, 2015 Comments

A week after withdrawing his resignation, Housing.Com Chief Executive Rahul Yadav on Thursday in a shocking move decided to put his own house on sale on his own company website.

Curtains and candles budget for Bhansali’s next movie 3 times higher than Mangalyaan’s cost: CAG

Curtains and candles budget for Bhansali’s next movie 3 times higher than Mangalyaan’s cost: CAG

May 13, 2015 Comments

Not only that, the cost of jewelry and special effects to be used in opening item number of the movie alone will cost more than the landing cost of total rocket-fuel burnt during launch of Mangalyaan.

Farah Ali to write thesis on Interior design of footpaths, Abhijeet to add a chapter on the canine angle

Farah Ali to write thesis on Interior design of footpaths, Abhijeet to add a chapter on the canine angle

May 10, 2015 Comments

After posting 245 tweets within 3 days and advising homeless to re-design the way they live, jewelry designer Farah Khan Ali is all set to give back to society by writing a PhD research thesis on the topic.

Planning to hire cats as suicide bombers, 9-lives provide better return on investment: ISIS

Planning to hire cats as suicide bombers, 9-lives provide better return on investment: ISIS

May 9, 2015 Comments

ISIS’s PR team Harqat-e-anjaan released a fresh YouTube video in which the newly elected CFO Mr. Zhaleel-Al-Zalalat explained his organizational vision and key action items for next financial year

Tandoori roti served in IIT hostel mess accidentally falls on the floor, cracks granite tiles

Tandoori roti served in IIT hostel mess accidentally falls on the floor, cracks granite tiles

May 6, 2015 Comments

Student and mess staff in the Kanchenjunga hostel got the shock of their lives when a piece of tandoori roti being served in the mess during lunch fell on the floor with a loud bang and cracked the floor tiles as a result of impact.

Delhi boy walks out of authentic Chinese restaurant after finding no paneer-based dish on menu

Delhi boy walks out of authentic Chinese restaurant after finding no paneer-based dish on menu

May 5, 2015 Comments

Latest in the series of walkouts, a Delhi boy Gaurav Puri, walked out of a South Delhi restaurant Chung’s Dragon with his two girlfriends and a side-kick after not been able to spot any dish remotely related to paneer on the menu.

Servant fired after he forgets to thump the table at end of Rahul Gandhi’s dinner speech

Servant fired after he forgets to thump the table at end of Rahul Gandhi’s dinner speech

May 5, 2015 Comments

Deenu kaka who has been an age old servant for the Gandhi family was axed yesterday when he forgot to thump the dinner table after Rahul baba finished his speech at dinner.

Man goes to appraisal meeting with iron-rod and gel, gets rockstar-rating, hefty-hike, double-promo

Man goes to appraisal meeting with iron-rod and gel, gets rockstar-rating, hefty-hike, double-promo

May 1, 2015 Comments

Soumik who works for Blue Oranges Software Solutions (BOSS), apparently went to his 1st appraisal meeting with a few printouts of documents he had prepared around his achievements in the past whole year.