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Candle making firms post huge profits as social activists hold back-to-back candle-light vigils to plead for terrorists

Candle making firms post huge profits as social activists hold back-to-back candle-light vigils to plead for terrorists

Jul 31, 2015 Comments

Candle making companies in the country are happy with bright business prospects as social activists and NGOs throughout the country are holding back-to-back candle-light vigils to plead for mercy for terrorists.

Ekta to adapt Bajrangi Bhaijaan into Daily Soap, Munni to reach Pak in 250th episode

Ekta to adapt Bajrangi Bhaijaan into Daily Soap, Munni to reach Pak in 250th episode

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

Saas-bahu evangelist and sister of superstar Tusshar, Miss Ekta Kapoor has finally decided on the inevitable. She has decided to adapt Bajrangi Bhaijaan into a Daily soap opera called ‘Agle Janam lautegi tohri bitiya (AJLTB), literally translating to, your kid lost in this birth will only return in next.

Kid taken to Pakistan by Bajrangi Bhaijaan returns to India, says she likes it better here

Kid taken to Pakistan by Bajrangi Bhaijaan returns to India, says she likes it better here

Jul 24, 2015 Comments

Munni who was taken to Pakistan by Bajrangi Bhaijaan with so much difficulty and amidst huge fighting has returned to India by the very next Air India flight and is searching for Bhaijaan.

Kinnars visiting marriage and child birth now offer EMI facility for those who can’t pay upfront

Kinnars visiting marriage and child birth now offer EMI facility for those who can’t pay upfront

Jul 22, 2015 Comments

Taking cognizance of changing financial and social landscape, the Eunuch-groups or more commonly known as Kinnars are now contemplating extending EMI facility to those customers who cannot meet their huge monetary demands at auspicious occasions such as marriage and birthday.

Asteroid on collision path with earth takes U-turn after it is severely criticized by TV expert

Asteroid on collision path with earth takes U-turn after it is severely criticized by TV expert

Jul 22, 2015 Comments

An asteroid carrying 3.5 trillion dollar worth of precious metals which was originally headed for earth has changed its direction soon after veteran Indian politician Money Shanker Iyer was found criticizing the asteroid on national television.

IT companies to include coffee machine and air-conditioning cost in CTC of fresh campus recruits

IT companies to include coffee machine and air-conditioning cost in CTC of fresh campus recruits

Jul 13, 2015 Comments

Leading software services providers Comfy Inc. and PCS software solutions have decided to include the cost of coffee machines, air-conditioning and internet broadband bills in the Cost-To-Company (CTC) pay package of fresh recruits from campus.

Kid leaves his house at Andheri in the morning, is a grown man when he reaches Colaba

Kid leaves his house at Andheri in the morning, is a grown man when he reaches Colaba

Jul 12, 2015 Comments

In a bizarre yet true incident, a kid by name Pratyush Joglekar left his home a few years back from Andheri but reached Colaba only yesterday and is now a grown up man.

MBA aspirant realizes he should rather invest in Mumbai property than his education

MBA aspirant realizes he should rather invest in Mumbai property than his education

Jul 12, 2015 Comments

Serial CAT topper and 7 times GMAT taker Shovit Mukhopadhyay is no less than a celebrity in MBA aspirant circles and is often known as George Clooney of MBA admissions.

Stone thrown by rioter bounces off army jawan’s chest and hits him back, journos ask army to leave valley

Stone thrown by rioter bounces off army jawan’s chest and hits him back, journos ask army to leave valley

Jul 11, 2015 Comments

In an otherwise usual incident in valley a stone thrown by a rioter bounced off an army jawan’s chest and hit the rioter back on his head.

Undertaker’s dentures fly out of his mouth as he rises from coffin with a jerk, WWE fans shell shocked

Undertaker’s dentures fly out of his mouth as he rises from coffin with a jerk, WWE fans shell shocked

Jul 4, 2015 Comments

For a brief few seconds fans shouted even more thinking it was some kind of a new stunt by WWE and Undertaker is distributing goodies to fans.