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After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

Oct 16, 2014 Comments

“One can’t be careless while waving or raising the flag of Islamic state. It’s not any random flag with three colors. One has to be respectful,” the ISIS spokesperson said.

Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Oct 15, 2014 Comments

“We have seven mutual friends,” Rohit told Faking News why he was considering the request of Amresh pretty “favorably”.

PETA member attacked by mob found guilty of dressing up provocatively

PETA member attacked by mob found guilty of dressing up provocatively

Sep 23, 2014 Comments

A PETA member was beaten up in Bhopal for asking Muslims to celebrate a Vegetarian Eid. Experts have blamed her for acting provocatively.

Politically correct way of being The Times of India

Politically correct way of being The Times of India

Sep 22, 2014 Comments

Times of India has crossed all lines of decency and sensationalism, experts have pointed out in the ongoing Deepika Padukone related controversy. We too think they should have stuck to the existing standards.

Telangana appoints Dhoni as brand ambassador after he left 5-star hotel for denying him Biryani

Telangana appoints Dhoni as brand ambassador after he left 5-star hotel for denying him Biryani

Sep 19, 2014 Comments

Dhoni was found worthy of the role after his love for Hyderabadi Biryani was proved as he walked out of a 5-star hotel with his team after being denied home-cooked biryani sent by fellow cricketer Ambati Rayudu.

Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

Realizing that people taking a dump had catastrophic effect on Uttarakhand, Union Minister Uma Bharti is now making sure there is no such effect on the government.

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

The need for such an indicator was felt after thousands of experts spent lakhs of hours analyzing the Modi wave before the general elections and after the results and recent by-polls

Man applies for Indian Origin Certificate after achieving something in USA

Man applies for Indian Origin Certificate after achieving something in USA

Aug 24, 2014 Comments

Ronald Donald, a 23-year-old jobless man who came third in the local reality show “Who Will Bite The Dog” has applied for a PIO card so that his achievements are discussed in the Indian media.

Facebook walls: when mothers asked their sons for update on their activities

Facebook walls: when mothers asked their sons for update on their activities

Aug 15, 2014 Comments

Facebook walls of Gautam Gambhir, Arnab Goswami, and an engineering student when their mothers asked them to post updates of their activities.

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Aug 14, 2014 Comments

“Well, people listen to these FM radios only when they are driving. If we shorten their driving time, we can make sure that nobody is listening to these RJs.”