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Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

Realizing that people taking a dump had catastrophic effect on Uttarakhand, Union Minister Uma Bharti is now making sure there is no such effect on the government.

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

The need for such an indicator was felt after thousands of experts spent lakhs of hours analyzing the Modi wave before the general elections and after the results and recent by-polls

Man applies for Indian Origin Certificate after achieving something in USA

Man applies for Indian Origin Certificate after achieving something in USA

Aug 24, 2014 Comments

Ronald Donald, a 23-year-old jobless man who came third in the local reality show “Who Will Bite The Dog” has applied for a PIO card so that his achievements are discussed in the Indian media.

Facebook walls: when mothers asked their sons for update on their activities

Facebook walls: when mothers asked their sons for update on their activities

Aug 15, 2014 Comments

Facebook walls of Gautam Gambhir, Arnab Goswami, and an engineering student when their mothers asked them to post updates of their activities.

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Government to build wider roads so that people don’t listen to jokes by RJs

Aug 14, 2014 Comments

“Well, people listen to these FM radios only when they are driving. If we shorten their driving time, we can make sure that nobody is listening to these RJs.”

Friday faking release: Chalo Dilli

Friday faking release: Chalo Dilli

Aug 8, 2014 Comments

Featuring Rekha and Sachin Tendulkar, the Rajya Sabha MPs who will have to travel to Delhi after they were found absent for long in the Parliament.

Alternative posters of Aamir Khan’s upcoming movie “PK”

Alternative posters of Aamir Khan’s upcoming movie “PK”

Aug 1, 2014 Comments

Some more posters showing Aamir Khan in almost naked pose, as he appears in the poster of the movie ‘PK’.

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.

Pics of Ved Pratap Vaidik with more people, who are not-so-liked in India

Pics of Ved Pratap Vaidik with more people, who are not-so-liked in India

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

Although not as dreaded and hated like Hafiz Sayeed is, these people are not liked by majority of Indians for various reasons.

Pics: Future of cigarettes if prices keep on increasing sharply

Pics: Future of cigarettes if prices keep on increasing sharply

Jul 10, 2014 Comments

Every budget sees increase in prices of cigarettes, with steep hike this budget. If the trend continues, we will soon see these developments.