NEWSWIRE

Reports by Pagal Patrakar

BJP-NCP announce “Kiss of Love” campaign against moral policing of Shiv Sena

BJP-NCP announce “Kiss of Love” campaign against moral policing of Shiv Sena

Nov 12, 2014 Comments

Two men, a BJP supporter and an NCP supporter, were found hugging each other in Mumbai this afternoon. They were later beaten up by Shiv Sainiks. This brought BJP-NCP together.

Activists appeal people to get unconscious for two days for a totally safe Diwali

Activists appeal people to get unconscious for two days for a totally safe Diwali

Oct 22, 2014 Comments

The annual festival of saying no to crackers has found a new vigor as revelers have appealed people to make themselves comatose for two days, so that a totally safe and green Diwali is observed.

Friday faking release: Andar Baahar

Friday faking release: Andar Baahar

Oct 17, 2014 Comments

Movie showing how busy life of a top politician could be.

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

After Omar Abdullah’s comment, ISIS asks Kashmiri supporters to wave its flags carefully

Oct 16, 2014 Comments

“One can’t be careless while waving or raising the flag of Islamic state. It’s not any random flag with three colors. One has to be respectful,” the ISIS spokesperson said.

Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Stranger adds as a friend on Facebook, has 7 strangers as mutual friends

Oct 15, 2014 Comments

“We have seven mutual friends,” Rohit told Faking News why he was considering the request of Amresh pretty “favorably”.

PETA member attacked by mob found guilty of dressing up provocatively

PETA member attacked by mob found guilty of dressing up provocatively

Sep 23, 2014 Comments

A PETA member was beaten up in Bhopal for asking Muslims to celebrate a Vegetarian Eid. Experts have blamed her for acting provocatively.

Politically correct way of being The Times of India

Politically correct way of being The Times of India

Sep 22, 2014 Comments

Times of India has crossed all lines of decency and sensationalism, experts have pointed out in the ongoing Deepika Padukone related controversy. We too think they should have stuck to the existing standards.

Telangana appoints Dhoni as brand ambassador after he left 5-star hotel for denying him Biryani

Telangana appoints Dhoni as brand ambassador after he left 5-star hotel for denying him Biryani

Sep 19, 2014 Comments

Dhoni was found worthy of the role after his love for Hyderabadi Biryani was proved as he walked out of a 5-star hotel with his team after being denied home-cooked biryani sent by fellow cricketer Ambati Rayudu.

Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Uma Bharti says ‘achche din’ are delayed because opposition is using toilets near government offices

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

Realizing that people taking a dump had catastrophic effect on Uttarakhand, Union Minister Uma Bharti is now making sure there is no such effect on the government.

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

“Modi wave indicator” to be installed at Juhu beach in Mumbai

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

The need for such an indicator was felt after thousands of experts spent lakhs of hours analyzing the Modi wave before the general elections and after the results and recent by-polls