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Reports by Pagal Patrakar

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Indian man applies for Pak visa to say some bullshit while in Pakistan

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

The man plans to go to Pakistan, say something utterly stupid and senseless to local people and terrorists there, and become famous back in India.

Pics of Ved Pratap Vaidik with more people, who are not-so-liked in India

Pics of Ved Pratap Vaidik with more people, who are not-so-liked in India

Jul 15, 2014 Comments

Although not as dreaded and hated like Hafiz Sayeed is, these people are not liked by majority of Indians for various reasons.

Pics: Future of cigarettes if prices keep on increasing sharply

Pics: Future of cigarettes if prices keep on increasing sharply

Jul 10, 2014 Comments

Every budget sees increase in prices of cigarettes, with steep hike this budget. If the trend continues, we will soon see these developments.

Exclusive Pics: Modernised version of Indian Railways

Exclusive Pics: Modernised version of Indian Railways

Jul 8, 2014 Comments

Latest Railway Budget emphasises highly on modernisation of Indian Railways. Here are some of the changes that we will be witnessing in next few months.

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Leader of Opposition given Wait List 44 in Rail Budget

Jul 8, 2014 Comments

While announcing new trains, Railway Minister Sadananda Gowda also announced that Congress could get the post of Leader of Opposition.

Friday faking release: Bobby Jasoos

Friday faking release: Bobby Jasoos

Jul 4, 2014 Comments

Starring US President Barack Bobby Obama as an NSA agent who spies on BJP.

After suggested ban on bikini on beaches, Goa prepares for nude beaches

After suggested ban on bikini on beaches, Goa prepares for nude beaches

Jul 2, 2014 Comments

After a Goa minister suggested ban on bikinis on beaches, lecherous men in the city and around the country are hopeful to see nude beaches in Goa.

New football follower runs out of football jokes as World Cup enters knock-out stage

New football follower runs out of football jokes as World Cup enters knock-out stage

Jun 30, 2014 Comments

The 22-year-old was forced to follow football earlier this month as everyone in his social circle had started talking about the World Cup and he didn’t want to be left behind.

Friday faking release: Ek Villain

Friday faking release: Ek Villain

Jun 27, 2014 Comments

Due to his efforts, National Herald case is back in news. This has made Swamy a villain in eyes of Congress.

Goa MLAs selected to Indian football team to justify their Brazil trip

Goa MLAs selected to Indian football team to justify their Brazil trip

Jun 12, 2014 Comments

With this, the controversy over MLAs going to Brazil has ended, because now six footballers are going to watch the FIFA World Cup and learn a few things about traffic management.