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In a sensational development, Ravi Shastri, the former Indian cricketer and commentator has revealed himself to be a “Terminator” sent back from the future. He has reported his actual name to be “T-Shastri”, and that his mission is to protect cricket in its traditional form. While the discovery has certainly come as a surprise to many quarters, the shock value isn’t as high as might have been expected.