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Reports by Shaitaan Khopdi ™

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Apr 26, 2015 Comments

Shakti, a teenager boy, who got new smartphone on his 16th birthday last month has learned his first lesson even before he could explore all the social features of the phone.

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

Apr 15, 2015 Comments

There are lot of things common between Delhi, the state and IPL team Delhi Daredevils.

Puzzled IT engineers ask Justice Kurian, what is the big deal about working on a holiday?

Puzzled IT engineers ask Justice Kurian, what is the big deal about working on a holiday?

Apr 7, 2015 Comments

Thousands of IT engineers in India and abroad were left clueless after hearing that Justice Kurian refused to attend a conference on Good Friday.

Fearing low TRPs, BCCI postpones IPL-8 till AAP infighting stops

Fearing low TRPs, BCCI postpones IPL-8 till AAP infighting stops

Mar 30, 2015 Comments

Internal fight among AAP cadres is driving the TRP’s of news channels so high that BCCI is considering postponing IPL-8 till either the political entertainment stops or viewers get bored of it and start demanding change.

Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Mar 3, 2015 Comments

A group of people led by Sadhvi Prachi and Sakshi Maharaj have already left for Kashmir Valley to work on the action plan.

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Feb 13, 2015 Comments

When Shaitaan Khopdi™ talked to Amit he said, “Tare tod ke lana ek Jumla hota hai. Ye aapko bhi pata hai aur unko bhi. Fir bhi agar vo nahi samajh rahi hai to mujhe taras aata hai”.

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

Jan 28, 2015 Comments

A day after Obama left Delhi; most of the CCTV cameras which were installed to provide security were found stolen from the streets.

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Jan 4, 2015 Comments

Encouraged by its ability to manufacture news on the go, a leading media house is planning to come up with a new show called ‘The News That Wasn’t’, sources told some other sources while our sources plagiarized the news

An atheist turns believer, media clueless if it was secular or communal conversion

An atheist turns believer, media clueless if it was secular or communal conversion

Dec 25, 2014 Comments

An atheist man was converted in a broad daylight by a religious outfit but the media chose not to report it since they could not determine if it was a secular conversion or communal.

Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

It has been more than 7 days since Haryana police is camping outside the Ashram of Rampal, the self-styled Godman. Unable to break the resistance of his supporters and enter the premise, Police has finally asked for help from self-styled expert in such matters, Inspector Daya.