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Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

It has been more than 7 days since Haryana police is camping outside the Ashram of Rampal, the self-styled Godman. Unable to break the resistance of his supporters and enter the premise, Police has finally asked for help from self-styled expert in such matters, Inspector Daya.

Bollywood boycotts Satyamev Jayate for appealing to refrain from objectifying women

Bollywood boycotts Satyamev Jayate for appealing to refrain from objectifying women

Nov 15, 2014 Comments

Bollywood has reacted sharply to the appeal of refraining from portraying women in derogatory ways made by Aamir Khan during his famous talk show Satyamev Jayate. Here are few reactions:

As govt releases Swiss account holders list, lawyers hope to earn big through defamation suits

As govt releases Swiss account holders list, lawyers hope to earn big through defamation suits

Oct 30, 2014 Comments

The eminent lawyers from all the political parties have spotted the opportunity of huge number of defamation lawsuits that may be filed by the people whose names were made public.

Assam to be renamed as Gujarat to ensure proper media attention during floods and riots

Assam to be renamed as Gujarat to ensure proper media attention during floods and riots

Oct 17, 2014 Comments

The decision came after the people of Assam felt that the state keeps getting ignored by politicians and media alike when it faces calamities natural or man made.

Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Oct 12, 2014 Comments

Most celebrities had assumed it to be a PR gesture that won’t last more than a day. But when Sachin Tendulkar took the challenge seriously and gave it a solid start like he’s done for almost 20 years, others had to think about plan B.

Colors TV hires Rajdeep Sardesai to start fights among Bigg Boss-8 participants

Colors TV hires Rajdeep Sardesai to start fights among Bigg Boss-8 participants

Sep 30, 2014 Comments

Sardesai who successfully demonstrated his skills of provoking people to get into fight at Madison Square on Sunday, is just the right man for the job, Colors TV believes.

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Sep 25, 2014 Comments

Jagannath Mutthu, an ardent TOI reader for past 20 year is feeling disillusioned. The standoff between Deepika Padukone and Time of India has gone to the lengths he had never imagined.

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

ISIS has not only decided to send these youth back, but also have blacklisted India and won’t be recruiting from the subcontinent in near future.

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Sep 6, 2014 Comments

Arvind Kadke, a young techie working with Peanut Consulting for past 4 years has decided to quit his job and planning to enrol for engineering course in a premier engineering college.

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Aug 18, 2014 Comments

“Kohli’s form dipped since last 6 months and suddenly I am responsible for it. Did anybody noticed drop in my acting abilities in last few years and tried to hold Kohli responsible for it?” she asked.