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Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Oct 12, 2014 Comments

Most celebrities had assumed it to be a PR gesture that won’t last more than a day. But when Sachin Tendulkar took the challenge seriously and gave it a solid start like he’s done for almost 20 years, others had to think about plan B.

Colors TV hires Rajdeep Sardesai to start fights among Bigg Boss-8 participants

Colors TV hires Rajdeep Sardesai to start fights among Bigg Boss-8 participants

Sep 30, 2014 Comments

Sardesai who successfully demonstrated his skills of provoking people to get into fight at Madison Square on Sunday, is just the right man for the job, Colors TV believes.

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Fed up of reading lame articles defending TOI, reader requests Deepika to forgive TOI

Sep 25, 2014 Comments

Jagannath Mutthu, an ardent TOI reader for past 20 year is feeling disillusioned. The standoff between Deepika Padukone and Time of India has gone to the lengths he had never imagined.

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

ISIS has not only decided to send these youth back, but also have blacklisted India and won’t be recruiting from the subcontinent in near future.

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Sep 6, 2014 Comments

Arvind Kadke, a young techie working with Peanut Consulting for past 4 years has decided to quit his job and planning to enrol for engineering course in a premier engineering college.

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Aug 18, 2014 Comments

“Kohli’s form dipped since last 6 months and suddenly I am responsible for it. Did anybody noticed drop in my acting abilities in last few years and tried to hold Kohli responsible for it?” she asked.

What happened when house of famous personalities were bugged

What happened when house of famous personalities were bugged

Jul 28, 2014 Comments

Like Nitin Gadkari, houses of some other personalities were also bugged. Faking News analyzes the voice recorded in those devices and brings it to you.

Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jul 12, 2014 Comments

The fact that no movie is complete without a Yo Yo Honey Singh party song is a common knowledge these days. Through songs like ‘Chaar Bottle Vodka’ and ‘Party All Night’ Yo Yo Honey Singh has quickly become the bad boy in the eyes of society purists.

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Jun 19, 2014 Comments

In a freak accident, a software engineer fell into a 60 feet deep borewell, which had been left uncovered by a careless contractor building a road for the last three years.

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

Jun 1, 2014 Comments

A day after producing a Faking News article as evidence in the court proceedings; Pinky Anand, the BJP lawyer today confused Article 370 with controversial Section 377 and ended up batting for LGBT rights.