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Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jul 12, 2014 Comments

The fact that no movie is complete without a Yo Yo Honey Singh party song is a common knowledge these days. Through songs like ‘Chaar Bottle Vodka’ and ‘Party All Night’ Yo Yo Honey Singh has quickly become the bad boy in the eyes of society purists.

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Jun 19, 2014 Comments

In a freak accident, a software engineer fell into a 60 feet deep borewell, which had been left uncovered by a careless contractor building a road for the last three years.

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

Jun 1, 2014 Comments

A day after producing a Faking News article as evidence in the court proceedings; Pinky Anand, the BJP lawyer today confused Article 370 with controversial Section 377 and ended up batting for LGBT rights.

Rajnath Singh hails Rahul Mahajan’s contribution in elections; thanks him for not joining BJP

Rajnath Singh hails Rahul Mahajan’s contribution in elections; thanks him for not joining BJP

May 20, 2014 Comments

As Congress searches for allies to form a secular opposition, BJP on the other hand has started expressing gratitude towards people who contributed immensely to its success.

Sensing unfavorable outcome of election 2014, various TV personalities start enrolling for MNREGA

Sensing unfavorable outcome of election 2014, various TV personalities start enrolling for MNREGA

Apr 23, 2014 Comments

While elections are still going on and results are almost a month away, many print and electronic media personalities have sensed that post 16th May, their jobs might be in danger.

After watching interviews of various politicians on TV, candidate demands list of questions before his job interview

After watching interviews of various politicians on TV, candidate demands list of questions before his job interview

Apr 17, 2014 Comments

Vikas Pawar, who recently watched Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi’s lollipop interviews on TV immediately liked the idea of knowing the questions before coming to the interview.

Employee posts his pic after voting, gets called to office to work for remaining day

Employee posts his pic after voting, gets called to office to work for remaining day

Apr 11, 2014 Comments

Rahul Chopra, a young IT employee voted for the first time in his life, soon paid the price of his over enthusiasm when he posted his pic after voting.

Unable to take a selfie, Raavan sues Samsung; advised to use panorama assist

Unable to take a selfie, Raavan sues Samsung; advised to use panorama assist

Apr 5, 2014 Comments

King of Lanka, Raavan has filed a lawsuit against Samsung because he could not take a ‘selfie’ using the brand new Samsung Galaxy S5 even after several attempts.

After two safe Lok Sabha seats, Modi to be nominated for Rajya Sabha too

After two safe Lok Sabha seats, Modi to be nominated for Rajya Sabha too

Mar 20, 2014 Comments

Unconfirmed sources have confirmed that Modi is all set to be nominated for Rajya Sabha seat by BJP to increase his possibility of landing in the parliament.

Leaked conversation reveals how Gul Panag joined AAP

Leaked conversation reveals how Gul Panag joined AAP

Mar 15, 2014 Comments

Transcript of the conversation between Gul Panag and her secretary that shows how she mistook Aam Aadmi Party for Page 3 party and joined it.