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Reports by Shaitaan Khopdi ™

BCCI replaces Harsha Bhogle with journalists, read their commentary during a cricket match

BCCI replaces Harsha Bhogle with journalists, read their commentary during a cricket match

Apr 12, 2016 Comments

Busy with damage control, BCCI replaces Harsha Bhogle with journalists with very different results to what they expected.

Fed up with people issuing bizarre statements, Modi launches ShutUp India campaign

Fed up with people issuing bizarre statements, Modi launches ShutUp India campaign

Apr 9, 2016 Comments

After the whirl winding success of initiatives like GiveItUp, StartUp India and StandUp India, Modi government is now planning to launch another cool sounding mission – ShutUp India.

Khap members beat up Bajrang Dal activists trying to marry couple of same Gotra

Khap members beat up Bajrang Dal activists trying to marry couple of same Gotra

Feb 14, 2016 Comments

Several Bajrang Dal members were beaten black and blue today when a group of Khap Panchayat members attacked them for supporting same gotra wedding.

Ahead of Dangal release, Amir Khan plans Maha-Episode of Satyamev Jayate focusing on tolerance

Ahead of Dangal release, Amir Khan plans Maha-Episode of Satyamev Jayate focusing on tolerance

Jan 30, 2016 Comments

After looking at the box office report of Dilwale and review ratings of Barkha Dutt’s book, stakeholders of movie Dangal are feeling like the Cows sitting in the moving conveyor belt of a ‘Intolerant’ slaughterhouse.

Babus boycott Airlift, claim hurt sentiments as movie shows them working day-night

Babus boycott Airlift, claim hurt sentiments as movie shows them working day-night

Jan 26, 2016 Comments

As Akshay Kumar starer ‘Airlift’ opened to packed theaters and revved reviews across the country, it brought into limelight the MEA officer ‘Sanjiv Kohli’, an unsung hero of the record holding evacuation done by Air India in 1990.

National Herald Case: After stalling Parliament, Congress plans to disrupt court hearings too

National Herald Case: After stalling Parliament, Congress plans to disrupt court hearings too

Dec 11, 2015 Comments

After not letting the Parliament function in winter session so far, Congress today raised the game a notch higher. Congress spokesperson declared that they will disrupt court proceedings too if judiciary continues to show its arrogance.

Arnab’s NewsHour to be aired on alternate days to curb noise pollution

Arnab’s NewsHour to be aired on alternate days to curb noise pollution

Dec 7, 2015 Comments

As per our sources, a group of eminent people met PM Narendra Modi and submitted a proposal asking to keep Arnab Goswami’s News Hour off air on alternate days. This will help in reducing the noise levels in country to 50% and contribute towards making India a livable place.

Rising intolerance in India causes huge drop in inflow of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants

Rising intolerance in India causes huge drop in inflow of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants

Dec 1, 2015 Comments

Rising intolerance has claimed its first victim. It’s not FDI or ‘Make in India’ (not yet). According to the report published in a Bangladeshi daily, number of Bangladeshi immigrants crossing the border illegally, has slowed down for the first time in last 10 years.

Baba Ramdev rebrands Patanjali products; replaces regressive term ‘Ayurvedic’ with catchy ‘Organic’

Baba Ramdev rebrands Patanjali products; replaces regressive term ‘Ayurvedic’ with catchy ‘Organic’

Nov 21, 2015 Comments

In a tactical shift of business strategy, Baba Ramdev has decided to re-brand Patanjali Yogpeeth products from regressive sounding ‘Ayurvedic’ to relatively ‘Kool and Hep’ sounding ‘Organic’ products.

Frustrated Delhiite files RTI to know if Delhi CM has any constitutional power at all

Frustrated Delhiite files RTI to know if Delhi CM has any constitutional power at all

Oct 19, 2015 Comments

Tired of Delhi CM blaming everything on center government, Ajay Khosla, a resident of Amar Colony, Lajpat Nagar in South Delhi has filed an RTI query seeking what exactly comes under the constitutional powers of Delhi CM.