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Reports by Shaitaan Khopdi ™

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

ISIS says ‘No’ to Indian recruits, cites poor performance in terror induction training

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

ISIS has not only decided to send these youth back, but also have blacklisted India and won’t be recruiting from the subcontinent in near future.

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Encouraged by the salaries offered to freshers, techie leaves job to do engineering again

Sep 6, 2014 Comments

Arvind Kadke, a young techie working with Peanut Consulting for past 4 years has decided to quit his job and planning to enrol for engineering course in a premier engineering college.

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Why nobody ever blames Kohli for my poor acting? Anushka Sharma hits out at critics

Aug 18, 2014 Comments

“Kohli’s form dipped since last 6 months and suddenly I am responsible for it. Did anybody noticed drop in my acting abilities in last few years and tried to hold Kohli responsible for it?” she asked.

What happened when house of famous personalities were bugged

What happened when house of famous personalities were bugged

Jul 28, 2014 Comments

Like Nitin Gadkari, houses of some other personalities were also bugged. Faking News analyzes the voice recorded in those devices and brings it to you.

Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jagraata parties turn Honey Singh songs into bhajans, ‘Char Laddu Bhog Ka’ most popular bhajan

Jul 12, 2014 Comments

The fact that no movie is complete without a Yo Yo Honey Singh party song is a common knowledge these days. Through songs like ‘Chaar Bottle Vodka’ and ‘Party All Night’ Yo Yo Honey Singh has quickly become the bad boy in the eyes of society purists.

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Techie falls into borewell, was chatting on his smartphone while walking on road

Jun 19, 2014 Comments

In a freak accident, a software engineer fell into a 60 feet deep borewell, which had been left uncovered by a careless contractor building a road for the last three years.

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

BJP lawyer confuses Article 370 with Section 377, ends up fighting for LGBT rights

Jun 1, 2014 Comments

A day after producing a Faking News article as evidence in the court proceedings; Pinky Anand, the BJP lawyer today confused Article 370 with controversial Section 377 and ended up batting for LGBT rights.

Rajnath Singh hails Rahul Mahajan’s contribution in elections; thanks him for not joining BJP

Rajnath Singh hails Rahul Mahajan’s contribution in elections; thanks him for not joining BJP

May 20, 2014 Comments

As Congress searches for allies to form a secular opposition, BJP on the other hand has started expressing gratitude towards people who contributed immensely to its success.

Sensing unfavorable outcome of election 2014, various TV personalities start enrolling for MNREGA

Sensing unfavorable outcome of election 2014, various TV personalities start enrolling for MNREGA

Apr 23, 2014 Comments

While elections are still going on and results are almost a month away, many print and electronic media personalities have sensed that post 16th May, their jobs might be in danger.

After watching interviews of various politicians on TV, candidate demands list of questions before his job interview

After watching interviews of various politicians on TV, candidate demands list of questions before his job interview

Apr 17, 2014 Comments

Vikas Pawar, who recently watched Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi’s lollipop interviews on TV immediately liked the idea of knowing the questions before coming to the interview.