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Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Mar 3, 2015 Comments

A group of people led by Sadhvi Prachi and Sakshi Maharaj have already left for Kashmir Valley to work on the action plan.

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Feb 13, 2015 Comments

When Shaitaan Khopdi™ talked to Amit he said, “Tare tod ke lana ek Jumla hota hai. Ye aapko bhi pata hai aur unko bhi. Fir bhi agar vo nahi samajh rahi hai to mujhe taras aata hai”.

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

Jan 28, 2015 Comments

A day after Obama left Delhi; most of the CCTV cameras which were installed to provide security were found stolen from the streets.

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Jan 4, 2015 Comments

Encouraged by its ability to manufacture news on the go, a leading media house is planning to come up with a new show called ‘The News That Wasn’t’, sources told some other sources while our sources plagiarized the news

An atheist turns believer, media clueless if it was secular or communal conversion

An atheist turns believer, media clueless if it was secular or communal conversion

Dec 25, 2014 Comments

An atheist man was converted in a broad daylight by a religious outfit but the media chose not to report it since they could not determine if it was a secular conversion or communal.

Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

It has been more than 7 days since Haryana police is camping outside the Ashram of Rampal, the self-styled Godman. Unable to break the resistance of his supporters and enter the premise, Police has finally asked for help from self-styled expert in such matters, Inspector Daya.

Bollywood boycotts Satyamev Jayate for appealing to refrain from objectifying women

Bollywood boycotts Satyamev Jayate for appealing to refrain from objectifying women

Nov 15, 2014 Comments

Bollywood has reacted sharply to the appeal of refraining from portraying women in derogatory ways made by Aamir Khan during his famous talk show Satyamev Jayate. Here are few reactions:

As govt releases Swiss account holders list, lawyers hope to earn big through defamation suits

As govt releases Swiss account holders list, lawyers hope to earn big through defamation suits

Oct 30, 2014 Comments

The eminent lawyers from all the political parties have spotted the opportunity of huge number of defamation lawsuits that may be filed by the people whose names were made public.

Assam to be renamed as Gujarat to ensure proper media attention during floods and riots

Assam to be renamed as Gujarat to ensure proper media attention during floods and riots

Oct 17, 2014 Comments

The decision came after the people of Assam felt that the state keeps getting ignored by politicians and media alike when it faces calamities natural or man made.

Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Busy attending Page 3 events, Bollywood celebs hire duplicates to shoot #CleanIndiaChallenge video

Oct 12, 2014 Comments

Most celebrities had assumed it to be a PR gesture that won’t last more than a day. But when Sachin Tendulkar took the challenge seriously and gave it a solid start like he’s done for almost 20 years, others had to think about plan B.