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Before meeting with Kejriwal, Pranab Mukherjee rechecks if his own appointment is valid

Before meeting with Kejriwal, Pranab Mukherjee rechecks if his own appointment is valid

May 19, 2015 Comments

Shaitaan Khopdi™, Faking News reporter, spoke to President in an exclusive interview.

Unable to understand court proceedings, Page 3 journalist starts reporting on wardrobe of celeb visiting Salman’s home

Unable to understand court proceedings, Page 3 journalist starts reporting on wardrobe of celeb visiting Salman’s home

May 8, 2015 Comments

Panna Tripathi, a page 3 reporter from a reputed fashion magazine who was sent to cover the bail plea hearing in Bombay HC had the toughest day at job.

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Apr 26, 2015 Comments

Shakti, a teenager boy, who got new smartphone on his 16th birthday last month has learned his first lesson even before he could explore all the social features of the phone.

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

Apr 15, 2015 Comments

There are lot of things common between Delhi, the state and IPL team Delhi Daredevils.

Puzzled IT engineers ask Justice Kurian, what is the big deal about working on a holiday?

Puzzled IT engineers ask Justice Kurian, what is the big deal about working on a holiday?

Apr 7, 2015 Comments

Thousands of IT engineers in India and abroad were left clueless after hearing that Justice Kurian refused to attend a conference on Good Friday.

Fearing low TRPs, BCCI postpones IPL-8 till AAP infighting stops

Fearing low TRPs, BCCI postpones IPL-8 till AAP infighting stops

Mar 30, 2015 Comments

Internal fight among AAP cadres is driving the TRP’s of news channels so high that BCCI is considering postponing IPL-8 till either the political entertainment stops or viewers get bored of it and start demanding change.

Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Tired of defending PDP, BJP leaders to issue equally absurd statements and force PDP to defend

Mar 3, 2015 Comments

A group of people led by Sadhvi Prachi and Sakshi Maharaj have already left for Kashmir Valley to work on the action plan.

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Couple breaks up after boyfriend clarifies ‘Bringing stars from the sky’ was just a ‘Jumla’

Feb 13, 2015 Comments

When Shaitaan Khopdi™ talked to Amit he said, “Tare tod ke lana ek Jumla hota hai. Ye aapko bhi pata hai aur unko bhi. Fir bhi agar vo nahi samajh rahi hai to mujhe taras aata hai”.

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

15K CCTV cameras placed in Delhi gone missing a day after Obama left India

Jan 28, 2015 Comments

A day after Obama left Delhi; most of the CCTV cameras which were installed to provide security were found stolen from the streets.

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Coming soon: A fiction based news reality show – The News That Wasn’t

Jan 4, 2015 Comments

Encouraged by its ability to manufacture news on the go, a leading media house is planning to come up with a new show called ‘The News That Wasn’t’, sources told some other sources while our sources plagiarized the news