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Ahead of Dangal release, Amir Khan plans Maha-Episode of Satyamev Jayate focusing on tolerance

Ahead of Dangal release, Amir Khan plans Maha-Episode of Satyamev Jayate focusing on tolerance

Jan 30, 2016 Comments

After looking at the box office report of Dilwale and review ratings of Barkha Dutt’s book, stakeholders of movie Dangal are feeling like the Cows sitting in the moving conveyor belt of a ‘Intolerant’ slaughterhouse.

Babus boycott Airlift, claim hurt sentiments as movie shows them working day-night

Babus boycott Airlift, claim hurt sentiments as movie shows them working day-night

Jan 26, 2016 Comments

As Akshay Kumar starer ‘Airlift’ opened to packed theaters and revved reviews across the country, it brought into limelight the MEA officer ‘Sanjiv Kohli’, an unsung hero of the record holding evacuation done by Air India in 1990.

National Herald Case: After stalling Parliament, Congress plans to disrupt court hearings too

National Herald Case: After stalling Parliament, Congress plans to disrupt court hearings too

Dec 11, 2015 Comments

After not letting the Parliament function in winter session so far, Congress today raised the game a notch higher. Congress spokesperson declared that they will disrupt court proceedings too if judiciary continues to show its arrogance.

Arnab’s NewsHour to be aired on alternate days to curb noise pollution

Arnab’s NewsHour to be aired on alternate days to curb noise pollution

Dec 7, 2015 Comments

As per our sources, a group of eminent people met PM Narendra Modi and submitted a proposal asking to keep Arnab Goswami’s News Hour off air on alternate days. This will help in reducing the noise levels in country to 50% and contribute towards making India a livable place.

Rising intolerance in India causes huge drop in inflow of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants

Rising intolerance in India causes huge drop in inflow of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants

Dec 1, 2015 Comments

Rising intolerance has claimed its first victim. It’s not FDI or ‘Make in India’ (not yet). According to the report published in a Bangladeshi daily, number of Bangladeshi immigrants crossing the border illegally, has slowed down for the first time in last 10 years.

Baba Ramdev rebrands Patanjali products; replaces regressive term ‘Ayurvedic’ with catchy ‘Organic’

Baba Ramdev rebrands Patanjali products; replaces regressive term ‘Ayurvedic’ with catchy ‘Organic’

Nov 21, 2015 Comments

In a tactical shift of business strategy, Baba Ramdev has decided to re-brand Patanjali Yogpeeth products from regressive sounding ‘Ayurvedic’ to relatively ‘Kool and Hep’ sounding ‘Organic’ products.

Frustrated Delhiite files RTI to know if Delhi CM has any constitutional power at all

Frustrated Delhiite files RTI to know if Delhi CM has any constitutional power at all

Oct 19, 2015 Comments

Tired of Delhi CM blaming everything on center government, Ajay Khosla, a resident of Amar Colony, Lajpat Nagar in South Delhi has filed an RTI query seeking what exactly comes under the constitutional powers of Delhi CM.

Taking support from AAP is against our political DNA, senior RJD leaders warn Lalu

Taking support from AAP is against our political DNA, senior RJD leaders warn Lalu

Aug 22, 2015 Comments

In the quest to stay relevant in Bihar politics, Lalu Prasad Yadav faces the dilemma of his life.

Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Jul 25, 2015 Comments

Deserted by its UPA-I and UPA-II allies on parliament disruption issue, Congress is looking for a solid cause that can unite the secular parties inside the lower house.

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

Jul 16, 2015 Comments

Concerned about many CMs not attending Niti Ayog Governing Council meeting, PMO has come up with a fool proof strategy to ensure 100% participation. Knowing that politicians across the party lines take pride in showcasing their secular credentials PMO has decided to hold upcoming important meetings in between Iftar parties.