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Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Congress switches stance, says allow subsidized food in canteen or we won’t let Parliament work

Jul 25, 2015 Comments

Deserted by its UPA-I and UPA-II allies on parliament disruption issue, Congress is looking for a solid cause that can unite the secular parties inside the lower house.

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

PM to hold Niti Ayog meetings during Iftar party to ensure participation from all CMs

Jul 16, 2015 Comments

Concerned about many CMs not attending Niti Ayog Governing Council meeting, PMO has come up with a fool proof strategy to ensure 100% participation. Knowing that politicians across the party lines take pride in showcasing their secular credentials PMO has decided to hold upcoming important meetings in between Iftar parties.

Political parties request Lalit Modi to stop naming more politicians on humanitarian grounds

Political parties request Lalit Modi to stop naming more politicians on humanitarian grounds

Jun 26, 2015 Comments

While the Lalit Modi controversy has stretched beyond it’s ‘sell by’ date and has lost its shock value, Lalit Modi continues to be in extended power play mode and is showing no signs of cooling down.

Apply sunscreen lotion before Surya Namaskar to prevent hurting religious sentiments: Experts

Apply sunscreen lotion before Surya Namaskar to prevent hurting religious sentiments: Experts

Jun 10, 2015 Comments

Those who were worried about secular fabric of India getting torn and religious sentiments getting hurt during International Yoga Day finally have something to cheer about.

NSUI opposes Maggi Ban, accuses Modi govt of trying to destroy education institutions

NSUI opposes Maggi Ban, accuses Modi govt of trying to destroy education institutions

Jun 4, 2015 Comments

Thousands of NSUI members who had nothing better to do this morning, gathered in front of HRD minister Smriti Irani’s home and protested against govt’s decision to ban Maggi.

Slum dwellers request protesting Gujjars to vacate rail tracks for their use in morning

Slum dwellers request protesting Gujjars to vacate rail tracks for their use in morning

May 25, 2015 Comments

As the Gujjar protest blocking the rail tracks enters fourth day giving innocent railway passengers a torrid time, a little humanitarian crisis is brewing in the nearby slum areas.

Before meeting with Kejriwal, Pranab Mukherjee rechecks if his own appointment is valid

Before meeting with Kejriwal, Pranab Mukherjee rechecks if his own appointment is valid

May 19, 2015 Comments

Shaitaan Khopdi™, Faking News reporter, spoke to President in an exclusive interview.

Unable to understand court proceedings, Page 3 journalist starts reporting on wardrobe of celeb visiting Salman’s home

Unable to understand court proceedings, Page 3 journalist starts reporting on wardrobe of celeb visiting Salman’s home

May 8, 2015 Comments

Panna Tripathi, a page 3 reporter from a reputed fashion magazine who was sent to cover the bail plea hearing in Bombay HC had the toughest day at job.

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Boy accidentally forwards ‘Wrong’ jokes to Family’s WhatsApp group; gets invited to 4 new groups

Apr 26, 2015 Comments

Shakti, a teenager boy, who got new smartphone on his 16th birthday last month has learned his first lesson even before he could explore all the social features of the phone.

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

After free Wi-Fi, Delhi now demands ‘Free-Hits’ to win IPL matches

Apr 15, 2015 Comments

There are lot of things common between Delhi, the state and IPL team Delhi Daredevils.