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After two safe Lok Sabha seats, Modi to be nominated for Rajya Sabha too

After two safe Lok Sabha seats, Modi to be nominated for Rajya Sabha too

Mar 20, 2014 Comments

Unconfirmed sources have confirmed that Modi is all set to be nominated for Rajya Sabha seat by BJP to increase his possibility of landing in the parliament.

Leaked conversation reveals how Gul Panag joined AAP

Leaked conversation reveals how Gul Panag joined AAP

Mar 15, 2014 Comments

Transcript of the conversation between Gul Panag and her secretary that shows how she mistook Aam Aadmi Party for Page 3 party and joined it.

Reactions of Indian celebrities after Leonardo DiCaprio failed to win Oscar again

Reactions of Indian celebrities after Leonardo DiCaprio failed to win Oscar again

Mar 4, 2014 Comments

Indian celebrities have reacted sympathetically towards iconic actor Leonardo DiCaprio after the Titanic hero failed to woo the black lady again. Shaitaan Khopdi™ tried to get the reaction from few of them.

Sting operation #OperationProjectManager exposes HR manipulation in IT Companies

Sting operation #OperationProjectManager exposes HR manipulation in IT Companies

Feb 26, 2014 Comments

Inspired by a news channel’s sting operation on opinion polls survey agencies, an IT employee has managed to expose the black truth of Appraisal Process in the IT firms.

Robert Vadra launches BAP (Banana Aadmi Party)

Robert Vadra launches BAP (Banana Aadmi Party)

Jan 6, 2014 Comments

Soon after Congress successfully neutralized its pre-poll karma by striking a post-poll alliance with AAP, Robert Vadra has also started working on his strategy to wash away his sins.

After two hours long debate, Newshour panelist realizes he entered into wrong discussion

After two hours long debate, Newshour panelist realizes he entered into wrong discussion

Dec 18, 2013 Comments

Mahesh Bhatt, a well-known film maker fought tooth and nail for two hours on ‘The Newshour’ last night only to realize later that he was talking on wrong topic.

DSLR friend busy capturing ‘halwai’ instead of ‘bidai’ at wedding

DSLR friend busy capturing ‘halwai’ instead of ‘bidai’ at wedding

Nov 29, 2013 Comments

A man with DSLR camera caught clicking pictures of halwayi, beggars, dogs, etc. instead of his friend and his bride who were getting married.

Unable to find live streaming link of Ind-Aus ODI, NRI starts missing India

Unable to find live streaming link of Ind-Aus ODI, NRI starts missing India

Oct 17, 2013 Comments

Rohan Reddy, a NRI techie who has recently applied for a green card in US is now wondering if he took the decision in a hurry. His family told us that he started missing ‘being in India’ after he failed to watch yesterday’s awesome chase by Kohli and Rohit Sharma.

After brilliant performance in CLT20 Ajinkya Rahane eyes opener slot in CSK

After brilliant performance in CLT20 Ajinkya Rahane eyes opener slot in CSK

Oct 10, 2013 Comments

RR opener and CLT20’s golden bat winner Ajinkya Rahane feels that he has done enough in CLT20 and IPL6 to finally get noticed by the CSK selectors. As after that getting into national team would be easy.

Don’t use LPG, use perfume wale gas cylinders i.e. Deodorants: Moily

Don’t use LPG, use perfume wale gas cylinders i.e. Deodorants: Moily

Sep 1, 2013 Comments

Government has taken notice of the fact that most of the deodorants available in the market are merely gas cylinders with some perfume put in.