I am sorry if I didn't name anyone in my farewell speech
I am sorry if I named someone in my news reports
In a desperate attempt to save the sinking ships, public carrier Air India and Mallya mover Kingfisher Airlines have merged to form a fishing company. The decision involves doing away with flying in air and living a high life, and instead focuses on diving deep into the sea to catch marine life. The out-of-box thinking could turn out be a life saver for both the companies struggling to meet their expenses.
In a worrying instance that raises serious question marks over her ability to live in palatial houses, the President of India, Her Excellency, Smt. Pratibha Patil went missing in the evening today inside the Rashtrapati Bhavan premises. The incident happened when the nation was busy watching the IPL match between Delhi and Hyderabad, and hence went unnoticed and unreported in the mainstream media.
In a major embarrassment for Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, a CAPTCHA popped up asking “sorry, are you human?” when he was about to sign a Sino-Indian deal.