NEWSWIRE

Reports by Satish Mardur

Air India and Kingfisher Airlines merge, form Indian Fisheries

Air India and Kingfisher Airlines merge, form Indian Fisheries

May 4, 2012 Comments

In a desperate attempt to save the sinking ships, public carrier Air India and Mallya mover Kingfisher Airlines have merged to form a fishing company. The decision involves doing away with flying in air and living a high life, and instead focuses on diving deep into the sea to catch marine life. The out-of-box thinking could turn out be a life saver for both the companies struggling to meet their expenses.

Pratibha Patil goes missing inside Rashtrapati Bhavan for three hours

Pratibha Patil goes missing inside Rashtrapati Bhavan for three hours

Apr 19, 2012 Comments

In a worrying instance that raises serious question marks over her ability to live in palatial houses, the President of India, Her Excellency, Smt. Pratibha Patil went missing in the evening today inside the Rashtrapati Bhavan premises. The incident happened when the nation was busy watching the IPL match between Delhi and Hyderabad, and hence went unnoticed and unreported in the mainstream media.

CAPTCHA pops up as Manmohan Singh tries to sign Sino-Indian deal

CAPTCHA pops up as Manmohan Singh tries to sign Sino-Indian deal

Mar 31, 2012 Comments

In a major embarrassment for Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, a CAPTCHA popped up asking “sorry, are you human?” when he was about to sign a Sino-Indian deal.