I am sorry if I didn't name anyone in my farewell speech
I am sorry if I named someone in my news reports
Just a couple of days after Editors of TV news channels issued guidelines to “exercise restraint” in covering the news of Aishwarya Rai’s delivery, a news channel has broken away and bought the “exclusive broadcast rights” for the event for a whopping 200 crore rupees. News One, a newly born news channel, has announced that it will broadcast the delivery live from Breach Candy hospital in Mumbai.
A computer virus, now named Globe.iWin.32 and having traits of a Trojan malware, is spreading fast across computers and removing Microsoft PowerPoint application from the infected systems. Not only the virus uninstalls PowerPoint, it denies all subsequent attempts to reinstall the vital software used in the management consulting companies and business schools. In fact, the virus has also shown phishing and data-corrupting traits.