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Lawyers demand ‘work from home’ facility, so that they don’t have to spend time in courts arguing ‘special cases’

Lawyers demand ‘work from home’ facility, so that they don’t have to spend time in courts arguing ‘special cases’

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

A section of lawyers, today signed a petition asking the government to allow ‘work from home’ facility considering the odd working hours which they have to put up with when arguing ‘special cases’.

She came for a haircut, but demanded money from us for keeping her hair: Beauty Parlor owner on Pratibha Patil

She came for a haircut, but demanded money from us for keeping her hair: Beauty Parlor owner on Pratibha Patil

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Former President Pratibha Patil is no stranger to controversies, especially when they are related to liberal use of government resources and making unreasonable demands.

Inspired by Chand Nawab, Shahid Afridi too asks for compensation, says his role was critical to Bajrangi Bhaijaan

Inspired by Chand Nawab, Shahid Afridi too asks for compensation, says his role was critical to Bajrangi Bhaijaan

Jul 28, 2015 Comments

It’s not just the makers of Bajrangi Bhaijaan who wish to cash in on the success of the movie. Pakistani cricketer Shahid Afridi, who apparently is inspired by reporter Chand Nawab, too has asked for compensation.

Grammatically correct and without any typos, the tweets were not by Bhai: Salman fan

Grammatically correct and without any typos, the tweets were not by Bhai: Salman fan

Jul 27, 2015 Comments

Salman Khan may have retracted his tweet and apologized but the controversy surrounding his tweet refuses to die down. At the receiving end of this fiasco are millions of Salman fans who are now scavenging for excuses as to why ‘Bhai’ could have tweeted something like this.

Friday Faking Release: Lagaan ( *ing Shashi Tharoor )

Friday Faking Release: Lagaan ( *ing Shashi Tharoor )

Jul 24, 2015 Comments

We wouldn’t have been surprised if Mr. Tharoor, while delivering his speech at the very place where cricket was born, had challenged them for a match and made them pay reparations. So here is, Shashi Tharoor in Lagaan, a movie which even PM Modi would be eager to watch.

Govt. scraps Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions, introduces Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion

Govt. scraps Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions, introduces Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion

Jul 24, 2015 Comments

In a move that could dramatically increase the productivity of the parliament, BJP government is planning to scrap Monsoon, Budget and Winter sessions and planning to introduce Smoking, Washroom and Canteen sessions to have meaningful parliamentary discussion.

Govt to shift Parliament to Mumbai, to blame city’s rains for disruption of Monsoon Session

Govt to shift Parliament to Mumbai, to blame city’s rains for disruption of Monsoon Session

Jul 23, 2015 Comments

Concerned about rising criticism due to disruption of Parliament, government has come up with a unique solution to address the issue. Government plans to shift the Parliament’s monsoon session to Mumbai hoping to blame the city’s monsoon for lack of productive work.

Bollywood explains ‘Kejriwal-Delhi Police’ story in 3 pics

Bollywood explains ‘Kejriwal-Delhi Police’ story in 3 pics

Jul 22, 2015 Comments

There seems no end to the Kejriwal-Delhi police drama and speaking of drama there is no better way than let Bollywood explain it in 3 pics.

Inspired by FIFA incident cricket fan throws money at IPL meet, happy committee members keep the money

Inspired by FIFA incident cricket fan throws money at IPL meet, happy committee members keep the money

Jul 21, 2015 Comments

Chaos marked the BCCI meet in Mumbai to discuss the future of IPL teams when a cricket fan, inspired by FIFA incident, threw money at the committee members. But what happened next was completely unexpected, at least for the cricket fan.

Friday Faking Release: Dr. DoLittle

Friday Faking Release: Dr. DoLittle

Jul 17, 2015 Comments

No one else can fit in this role better than Rahul Gandhi. He has ‘Done Little’ for his party but that is not why he is the star of this movie. The reason is his ability to connect with animals and understand their thoughts.