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Reports by Jurno Least

Call of Dhoti: dhoti wearers unite to fight the clubs in Tamil Nadu

Call of Dhoti: dhoti wearers unite to fight the clubs in Tamil Nadu

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

After a dhoti-clad judge was refused entry into one of the clubs, a new video game “Call of Dhoti” has been released exclusively in Tamil Nadu.

How Bollywood could have helped Brazil beat Germany in World Cup

How Bollywood could have helped Brazil beat Germany in World Cup

Jul 9, 2014 Comments

Two solutions by Bollywood that could have helped Brazil avoid the humiliating defeat by Germany in the FIFA World Cup.

Professor Pawar teaches how to successfully vote twice

Professor Pawar teaches how to successfully vote twice

Apr 3, 2014 Comments

NCP Chief Sharad Pawar asked his supporters to remove ink and vote twice, but his supporters complained that ink mark was very strong.

Bappi Lahiri denies he joined BJP, claims it was Nitin Gadkari with makeover

Bappi Lahiri denies he joined BJP, claims it was Nitin Gadkari with makeover

Feb 3, 2014 Comments

Music director Bappi Lahiri has claimed that the person who looked like him in the press conference was actually Nitin Gadkari.

Friday faking release: Kill Bill

Friday faking release: Kill Bill

Oct 4, 2013 Comments

Ordinance killed, in a stylish way.

BreakMyShaadi.com – website launched for couples stuck in a relationship

BreakMyShaadi.com – website launched for couples stuck in a relationship

Aug 2, 2013 Comments

The first anti-matrimony site is targeted at couples looking for quicker separation from the bonds of marriage or even live-in relationships.

Nitin Gadkari goes for image makeover, launches “Being Honest” t-shirts

Nitin Gadkari goes for image makeover, launches “Being Honest” t-shirts

Oct 29, 2012 Comments

Nitin Gadkari has decided to go for an image makeover by introducing his own brand of t-shirts called “Being Honest”. The motivation clearly seems to have come from Salman Khan’s “Being Human’ campaign, which is supposed to have helped the Bollywood actor fight some bad press.

Google sends special invite to Manmohan Singh to try Project Glass

Google sends special invite to Manmohan Singh to try Project Glass

Apr 6, 2012 Comments

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who is known to just look around at things without responding to real human beings, has been chosen by Google to try out Project Glass – special spectacles with features of a smartphone. PMO has been sent a special pair of glasses, which was worn by the Prime Minister during a parliamentary session for a brief time.

Sharad Pawar launches bit.ly competitor paw.ar – the quickest URL shortener

Sharad Pawar launches bit.ly competitor paw.ar – the quickest URL shortener

Sep 3, 2011 Comments

Sharad Pawar has launched his own URL shortening service which has been aptly named paw.ar – a domain name registered in Argentina, where he is alleged to own a private football club. But Pawar has dismissed such allegations and claimed that by launching the URL shortener, he has tried to silence his critics who wondered how his assets could be only 12 crore rupees, as was declared by him earlier today.

Latest pictures reveal Nasser Hussain destined to love donkeys

Latest pictures reveal Nasser Hussain destined to love donkeys

Sep 3, 2011 Comments

The outrage that had erupted after Nasser Hussain called some Indian players “donkeys” has now subsided, as latest pictures reveal that the former English cricketer is destined to love donkeys. The pictures, which were analyzed by Faking News correspondent jurnoleast, reveal an uncanny resemblance between Nasser Hussain and Vladimir Putin, the Russian Prime Minister. The analysis of the pictures shows Nasser Hussain heading towards donkey love.