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Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Frustrated by taunts of his already committed friends, a single leopard named Chiteshwar escaped from jungle and entered IIT Bombay campus to live with like-minded animals.

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Buoyed by their success at Maharashtra Sadan in Delhi, where they forcibly made a staffer almost eat chapati, Shiv Sena MPs have now decided to help mothers whose children are reluctant to eat green veggies.

IIM introduces course on managing limited sabzi with rotis, to improve students’ managerial skills

IIM introduces course on managing limited sabzi with rotis, to improve students’ managerial skills

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

Taking a cue from daily life, country’s top management college IIM Ahmedabad has introduced a lesson to teach students how to finish all rotis with limited amount of sabzi on offer.

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

While men are busy trying to impress the girl, sources suggest that she might be a plant by the HR to let men forget about poor salary hikes earlier this year.

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

Jul 21, 2014 Comments

Latest reports suggest that cricketer Virat Kohli’s poor form on England tour is a deliberate act aimed at testing Anushka Sharma’s loyalty towards him.

After getting caught, robber claims he was doing “social experiment” to check how active police and society were

After getting caught, robber claims he was doing “social experiment” to check how active police and society were

Jul 18, 2014 Comments

Kranti Joshi, a man in his early twenties was caught last night by local police while he was trying to break into a jewelery shop in Sarojini Nagar, Delhi.

Friday faking release: Rok Sako To Rok Lo

Friday faking release: Rok Sako To Rok Lo

Jul 18, 2014 Comments

A movie about Ved Pratap Vaidik’s adventurous journeys.

Due to staying awake late at night, humans to evolve into owls in the next 5000 years: Research

Due to staying awake late at night, humans to evolve into owls in the next 5000 years: Research

Jul 17, 2014 Comments

According to a research paper, human beings are going to evolve into owls in next 5000 years, all due to the growing habit of staying awake quite late at nights.

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Man habituated of being jealous of everyone, now jealous of a dog for having a nice curly tail

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

Although Jawala had no such desire of having a tail earlier, after seeing Bojo’s magnificent tail and his growing popularity in the neighborhood, he started despising him.

Exclusive Pics: Proved why Alia Bhatt is Robert De Niro of our generation

Exclusive Pics: Proved why Alia Bhatt is Robert De Niro of our generation

Jul 16, 2014 Comments

After Varun Dhawan in one of his recent interviews said that Alia Bhatt was Robert De Niro of current generation, Faking News decided to look into the matter.