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Revealed: What Baldev Singh exactly thought before saying “Ja Simran ja, jee le apni zindagi”

Revealed: What Baldev Singh exactly thought before saying “Ja Simran ja, jee le apni zindagi”

Dec 12, 2014 Comments

Little do we care about what exactly did Baldev Singh, who was earlier against Raj and Simran’s marriage, keep thinking for 37 long seconds before finally leaving Simran’s hand and quoting the famous dialogue.

LinkedIn profile of an ambitious man looking for an opportunity to change religion

LinkedIn profile of an ambitious man looking for an opportunity to change religion

Dec 11, 2014 Comments

With religious conversions in news and reports about money being offered to change one’s religion, many people have found it a lucrative career option.

Man finds ages old piece of paper inside his wallet, requests ASI to excavate the wallet

Man finds ages old piece of paper inside his wallet, requests ASI to excavate the wallet

Dec 9, 2014 Comments

“Earlier, whenever I used to look at my overweight wallet filled with God knows what, I always thought that one day I would gather enough courage to dig deep inside, but I never did,” said Khoji.

Man becomes lonelier as all his four crushes got married off in yesterday’s marriage tsunami

Man becomes lonelier as all his four crushes got married off in yesterday’s marriage tsunami

Dec 8, 2014 Comments

Amit Akela was left lonelier in his shared apartment, as he lost all his four crushes in yesterday’s marriage tsunami that had engulfed the entire country.

Five ways to stop yourself from imagining that the only girl who liked your Facebook status is madly in love with you

Five ways to stop yourself from imagining that the only girl who liked your Facebook status is madly in love with you

Dec 5, 2014 Comments

To help young boys across the country who often believe that the only girl who liked their Facebook status updates is madly in love with them, Faking News brings five ways to stop oneself from walking down the same path.

Bihar CM Jitan Ram Manjhi to release a booklet of his own world famous quotes

Bihar CM Jitan Ram Manjhi to release a booklet of his own world famous quotes

Dec 3, 2014 Comments

Keeping with the trend of release of booklets by various political parties, Bihar CM Jitan Ram Manjhi has decided to release a booklet containing all the brain-teasing comments which he made after becoming the Chief Minister.

CAT aspirant techie attacked by jealous fellow flatmate for studying too much

CAT aspirant techie attacked by jealous fellow flatmate for studying too much

Dec 3, 2014 Comments

The victim has been accused of trying to kill the fun atmosphere which used to exist at their flat before he chose to dedicate himself fully to CAT preparation.

Theater hires psychologists to help customers recover from depression which they go into after missing first 5 minutes of a movie

Theater hires psychologists to help customers recover from depression which they go into after missing first 5 minutes of a movie

Dec 2, 2014 Comments

In order to help late coming customers recover from the depression which they go into after missing first few minutes of a movie, a movie theater has hired psychologists.

Bollywood to make a movie where son of a thrashed newshour panelist grows up to take revenge

Bollywood to make a movie where son of a thrashed newshour panelist grows up to take revenge

Dec 1, 2014 Comments

Taking a cue from the incidents that happen regularly on Arnab’s Newshour, a Bollywood director has decided to create a movie in typical 80s style, which will tell revenge story of a panelist’s son.

Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Nov 28, 2014 Comments

Smokeshwar Singh, a habitual smoker, who joined IT giant TBM yesterday, quit his new job on the first day, as smoking zone in his office was too far away from his seat.