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Five points which prove “Sources” are actually a form of God

Five points which prove “Sources” are actually a form of God

Jan 23, 2015 Comments

“Source” in reality is a name given by media people to an unknown central power they believe in, just like God.

WhatsApp addict excited about desktop version of the app, found carrying his open laptop everywhere

WhatsApp addict excited about desktop version of the app, found carrying his open laptop everywhere

Jan 22, 2015 Comments

Gautam Gupta, a long time WhatsApp user, super excited about the app’s newly launched desktop version, has been found carrying his open laptop wherever he was going.

Man calmly looking away from the passing by eunuch in the train found constantly thinking about him

Man calmly looking away from the passing by eunuch in the train found constantly thinking about him

Jan 21, 2015 Comments

Prateek Gupta, an MNC employee in his mid twenties, who was calmly looking away from the passing by eunuch in the Mumbai local, has been found constantly thinking about the same eunuch.

Instead of debating, Bedi wants to interrogate Kejriwal, says will take time to get rid of old habits

Instead of debating, Bedi wants to interrogate Kejriwal, says will take time to get rid of old habits

Jan 20, 2015 Comments

Speaking at a press conference, Bedi also confessed that her habit of interrogating was a side effect of her 40 year long service as an IPS officer.

Popular websites from around the world to remove purposeless ‘Google+’ share button from their pages

Popular websites from around the world to remove purposeless ‘Google+’ share button from their pages

Jan 19, 2015 Comments

Major online new portals, magazines and entertainment websites claim, Google+ button is so less clicked by site visitors that most of the visitors don’t even know how it feels to click Google+ share button.

Friday faking release: Chakravyuh

Friday faking release: Chakravyuh

Jan 16, 2015 Comments

A story of friends-turned-foes.

Pics proving that Arvind Kejriwal & Kiran Bedi were never that friendly with each other

Pics proving that Arvind Kejriwal & Kiran Bedi were never that friendly with each other

Jan 16, 2015 Comments

Because of being in the same group, there was always a professional rivalry between both of them as they they always wanted to rise up the ladder inside the group.

Human beings are most productive, talented and charming self in their dreams: Research

Human beings are most productive, talented and charming self in their dreams: Research

Jan 15, 2015 Comments

The report is based on an extensive survey conducted on thousands of people where most of them claimed that they did many amazing things in their dreams which they were not capable of doing in their real lives.

Leaders asking to produce more kids working on “Interstellar” type mission to find planets to accommodate extra Hindus

Leaders asking to produce more kids working on “Interstellar” type mission to find planets to accommodate extra Hindus

Jan 14, 2015 Comments

BJP leaders like Sakshi Maharaj & Shyamal Goswami who are continuously asking Hindus to have more and more kids have assured people to not worry about space crunch in already overpopulated India.

Pics: How Yogendra Yadav conducts his well known internal surveys

Pics: How Yogendra Yadav conducts his well known internal surveys

Jan 13, 2015 Comments

Faking News finally managed to figure out the way AAP leader Yogendra Yadav conducts his well know internal surveys, results of which are capable enough to terrify their political opponents.