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India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

India offers to help China create replica of Ladakh on Chinese side of the border to stop intrusion

Sep 18, 2014 Comments

Reminding Xi Jinping of his country’s unmatched talent of replicating things, Modi asked him to use it to bring peace between both the South Asian nations.

Chinese President unhappy with size of his hotel suite encroaches adjacent suite by breaking wall

Chinese President unhappy with size of his hotel suite encroaches adjacent suite by breaking wall

Sep 17, 2014 Comments

Jignesh, a staff of the luxurious Le Dakh hotel revealed that Xi Jinping was in Presidential Suite only for an hour, but he couldn’t stop himself from indulging in this act.

Terrorists crossing border to help Yasin Malik serve Kashmir flood victims by hijacking rescue boats

Terrorists crossing border to help Yasin Malik serve Kashmir flood victims by hijacking rescue boats

Sep 16, 2014 Comments

Soon after separatists appealed to Pakistan army to come to the aid of the Kashmiri people, reportedly hundreds of terrorists crossed border to assist separatist leaders in the relief operation.

On Engineer’s Day, IT company requests clients to treat engineers like humans, at least for a day

On Engineer’s Day, IT company requests clients to treat engineers like humans, at least for a day

Sep 15, 2014 Comments

It’s one of the many measures which company took to make employees feel special on Engineer’s Day.

After Vinod Rai’s allegations, Manmohan Singh reveals he was drugged into inaction for 10 years

After Vinod Rai’s allegations, Manmohan Singh reveals he was drugged into inaction for 10 years

Sep 12, 2014 Comments

After former CAG alleged that Manmohan Singh was aware of the scams and yet didn’t do anything to stop those, Dr. Singh has revealed that he was forcibly kept on drugs between 2004 and 2014.

Addicted to staring at mobile screen, man using mobile camera to see things instead of directly using eyes

Addicted to staring at mobile screen, man using mobile camera to see things instead of directly using eyes

Sep 11, 2014 Comments

Phonish, a self confessed mobile addict says he just can’t remove his eyes from the mobile screen.

Hostel student exposed for studying secretly in toilet to avoid embarrassment of studying without having any exam

Hostel student exposed for studying secretly in toilet to avoid embarrassment of studying without having any exam

Sep 10, 2014 Comments

“With college exams still a month away, this was the only way to read course books without risking my image of a cool dude,” Rocky explained.

IT fundamentalists demand to make knowledge of C language compulsory to live in Bangalore

IT fundamentalists demand to make knowledge of C language compulsory to live in Bangalore

Sep 9, 2014 Comments

In order to take Bangalore a step ahead of other technology hubs, IT fundamentalists are demanding to make knowledge of C language compulsory to live in the city.

To prevent its MLAs from getting sold, AAP organizes workshop to teach them “money can’t buy true happiness”

To prevent its MLAs from getting sold, AAP organizes workshop to teach them “money can’t buy true happiness”

Sep 8, 2014 Comments

As per AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal, this workshop is one of the many precautionary measures which his party is taking to prevent its legislators from getting corrupt.

ISIS planning to destroy the whole world by bringing down all social networking sites at once

ISIS planning to destroy the whole world by bringing down all social networking sites at once

Sep 5, 2014 Comments

As per US intelligence-gathering agency CIA, dreaded terrorist organization ISIS is planning to destroy the whole world by bringing down all social networking sites at once.