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Alien visiting the Earth starts speaking fluent English after drinking alcohol

Alien visiting the Earth starts speaking fluent English after drinking alcohol

Sep 2, 2014 Comments

“Just like many of us start speaking fluent English after getting drunk, the alien is behaving in the same way,” reasoned Dr. Trivedi, “And it may be possible that he is an alien of Indian origin.”

Jealous of Indo-Japan talk, China invites Nawaz Sharif; Imran Khan threatens to go to India as PM & meet Kejriwal

Jealous of Indo-Japan talk, China invites Nawaz Sharif; Imran Khan threatens to go to India as PM & meet Kejriwal

Sep 1, 2014 Comments

As Indian PM Narendra Modi is bromancing with Japanese counterpart Shinzo Abe, a jealous China has invited Nawaz Sharif, the PM of its close ally Pakistan to Beijing.

In Imran Khan’s Naya Pakistan, from getting job to govt formation, all will take place through protests

In Imran Khan’s Naya Pakistan, from getting job to govt formation, all will take place through protests

Aug 31, 2014 Comments

Disclosing his grand plans and vision for Naya Pakistan, PTI chief Imran Khan today unveiled his party manifesto to attract more and more people to his so called revolution to free Pakistan from Pakistan.

Obsession to accept Ice Bucket Challenge declared viral illness; another challenge starts to raise awareness about it

Obsession to accept Ice Bucket Challenge declared viral illness; another challenge starts to raise awareness about it

Aug 29, 2014 Comments

As madness of accepting ALS Ice Bucket Challenge continues across the world, World Health Organization has declared obsession to take up this task a viral mental illness.

Rajnath Singh hints at “Friendship Jihad”, BJP members being converted into Congress agents

Rajnath Singh hints at “Friendship Jihad”, BJP members being converted into Congress agents

Aug 28, 2014 Comments

Home Minister Rajnath Singh has hinted at a possible malicious campaign by the opposition Congress party to silently convert BJP members into Congress agents, who plant news in media.

Girl asks boyfriend to buy her a Xiaomi mobile from Flipkart to prove his love

Girl asks boyfriend to buy her a Xiaomi mobile from Flipkart to prove his love

Aug 27, 2014 Comments

Xiaomi mobiles, which are available only on Flipkart are infamous for getting sold out in just few seconds. This rarity of getting a mobile booked is what prompted Priya to use it as a test to check genuinity of his boyfriend’s love for her.

Taking a cue from BJP, BCCI drops Fletcher as Coach, makes him “Marg Darshak”

Taking a cue from BJP, BCCI drops Fletcher as Coach, makes him “Marg Darshak”

Aug 26, 2014 Comments

Taking a cue from BJP’s decision where veteran leaders like Advani, Joshi, Vajpayee have been dropped from Parliamentary Board and instead made members of a separate body called Mark Darshak Mandal, BCCI has done something similar with coach Duncan Fletcher.

Boy impresses girl by seamlessly placing a complex pizza order at the pizza shop

Boy impresses girl by seamlessly placing a complex pizza order at the pizza shop

Aug 26, 2014 Comments

Pintu, a cool dude in his early twenties impressed a local girl at a city pizza shop by seamlessly placing a complex pizza order without fumbling for a second, that too in slightly Italian accent.

Congress in talks with RJD-JDU to give some credit to Rahul Gandhi for performance in Bihar by-polls

Congress in talks with RJD-JDU to give some credit to Rahul Gandhi for performance in Bihar by-polls

Aug 25, 2014 Comments

With RJD-JDU-Congress alliance on driving seat in Bihar bypolls, Congress reportedly is in talks with its alliance partners to give partial credit of the victory to party VP Rahul Gandhi.

Five things to do to counter boredom of your monotonous job and to bring excitement to your life

Five things to do to counter boredom of your monotonous job and to bring excitement to your life

Aug 24, 2014 Comments

Faking News brings to you five simple ways to add excitement and fun to your otherwise boring office life. Follow them to feel yourself alive, once again.