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Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

In order to pressurize government to fulfil his demand of handing over the Taj Mahal to the Waqf Board, Azam Khan has decided to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and upon completion will gift it to the Waqf Board.

Friday faking release: Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke

Friday faking release: Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

Movie starring CBI Director Ranjit Sinha who has been asked by the SC to stay away from the CBI’s 2G scam investigation.

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Nov 20, 2014 Comments

As year 2014 moves towards end, Doordarshi Kumar, an IT employee in his mid twenties with around 5 unused sick leaves is claiming to be knowing on what exact dates he is going to fall ill in the next 40 days.

A day after Arpita Khan’s grand marriage ceremony, media feeling more tired than her family members

A day after Arpita Khan’s grand marriage ceremony, media feeling more tired than her family members

Nov 19, 2014 Comments

The fatigue which news anchors are reporters are going through is even worse than what father and brother of a bride feel on the day next to the marriage.

As part of Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, man avoids throwing garbage on road when others are looking at him

As part of Swachh Bharat Abhiyan, man avoids throwing garbage on road when others are looking at him

Nov 18, 2014 Comments

Sankochi took this decision keeping in mind current public sentiment regarding cleanliness.

To improve India’s relations with penguins, Modi to go Antarctica, 50K fans expected to attend his speech

To improve India’s relations with penguins, Modi to go Antarctica, 50K fans expected to attend his speech

Nov 17, 2014 Comments

In an attempt to improve relations of India with penguins, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has decided to go on a 3 day visit to the ice capped continent of Antarctica.

Those who know the art of celebrating an occasion without alcohol are on the verge of extinction: UNESCO

Those who know the art of celebrating an occasion without alcohol are on the verge of extinction: UNESCO

Nov 14, 2014 Comments

If a recent report published by UNESCO is to be believed, those people who know the art of celebrating an occasion without drinking alcohol are slowly moving towards extinction.

5 ways to meet your financial needs while living your dream of watching popular American TV series all day long

5 ways to meet your financial needs while living your dream of watching popular American TV series all day long

Nov 13, 2014 Comments

Faking News brings to you list of things to do in order to pay your bills without wasting much time in doing irrelevant stuffs which you don’t like at all.

Top six things you must do while you are sleeping

Top six things you must do while you are sleeping

Nov 12, 2014 Comments

Here are six things we must try or experience to add a bit of life to our sleeping and make it more fun and if possible, productive too.

Man tracks down school friend on Facebook to recover money which he had loaned him in class eight

Man tracks down school friend on Facebook to recover money which he had loaned him in class eight

Nov 12, 2014 Comments

In yet another example of how social media is helping reunion of separated friends, Prateek, a 25 years old man tracked down his school friend Manish on Facebook to recover money which he had loaned him in class 8.