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Millions flock to theaters to watch Salman Khan speaking, walking, and blinking eyes

Millions flock to theaters to watch Salman Khan speaking, walking, and blinking eyes

Jul 25, 2014 Comments

As per Salman fans, what sets him apart from other actors, is the way he performs normal daily life activities in his movies even though he has superstar status.

Friday faking release: Annadata

Friday faking release: Annadata

Jul 25, 2014 Comments

Movie starring Shiv Sena MP Rajan Vichare as a man who enjoys force-feeding people.

Dowry of balding engineer decreasing at his hair loss speed, family in hurry to marry him off

Dowry of balding engineer decreasing at his hair loss speed, family in hurry to marry him off

Jul 24, 2014 Comments

Chaman Lal, a balding engineer in his mid twenties, is facing serious trouble in cracking a perfect dowry deal due to constant hair fall.

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Leopard who moved into IIT Bombay had no mating partner, wanted to hang out with bachelors

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Frustrated by taunts of his already committed friends, a single leopard named Chiteshwar escaped from jungle and entered IIT Bombay campus to live with like-minded animals.

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Shiv Sena MPs to help mothers force feed children who don’t eat green vegetables

Jul 23, 2014 Comments

Buoyed by their success at Maharashtra Sadan in Delhi, where they forcibly made a staffer almost eat chapati, Shiv Sena MPs have now decided to help mothers whose children are reluctant to eat green veggies.

IIM introduces course on managing limited sabzi with rotis, to improve students’ managerial skills

IIM introduces course on managing limited sabzi with rotis, to improve students’ managerial skills

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

Taking a cue from daily life, country’s top management college IIM Ahmedabad has introduced a lesson to teach students how to finish all rotis with limited amount of sabzi on offer.

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Men at work totally busy trying to help the new girl in office

Jul 22, 2014 Comments

While men are busy trying to impress the girl, sources suggest that she might be a plant by the HR to let men forget about poor salary hikes earlier this year.

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

By performing poorly, Virat is testing Anushka’s loyalty in tough times: Sources

Jul 21, 2014 Comments

Latest reports suggest that cricketer Virat Kohli’s poor form on England tour is a deliberate act aimed at testing Anushka Sharma’s loyalty towards him.

After getting caught, robber claims he was doing “social experiment” to check how active police and society were

After getting caught, robber claims he was doing “social experiment” to check how active police and society were

Jul 18, 2014 Comments

Kranti Joshi, a man in his early twenties was caught last night by local police while he was trying to break into a jewelery shop in Sarojini Nagar, Delhi.

Friday faking release: Rok Sako To Rok Lo

Friday faking release: Rok Sako To Rok Lo

Jul 18, 2014 Comments

A movie about Ved Pratap Vaidik’s adventurous journeys.