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Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Man quits his new job on the first day as smoking zone was too far away from his seat

Nov 28, 2014 Comments

Smokeshwar Singh, a habitual smoker, who joined IT giant TBM yesterday, quit his new job on the first day, as smoking zone in his office was too far away from his seat.

Five ways in which Srinivasan can still save CSK from getting destroyed

Five ways in which Srinivasan can still save CSK from getting destroyed

Nov 27, 2014 Comments

As Supreme Court has asked BCCI to disqualify the IPL franchise Chennai Super Kings, there are still some ways in which Srini can save his team. Faking News bring to you five of them.

Like the kid who owns the bat, Srinivasan threatens to scrap IPL if CSK is disqualified

Like the kid who owns the bat, Srinivasan threatens to scrap IPL if CSK is disqualified

Nov 27, 2014 Comments

Soon after the Supreme Court asked BCCI to disqualify the IPL franchise Chennai Super Kings, ICC Chairman N Srinivasan has threatened to scrap the whole tournament if his IPL team is thrown out.

After engineering, two college buddies on the verge of break-up as long distance relationship not working for them

After engineering, two college buddies on the verge of break-up as long distance relationship not working for them

Nov 26, 2014 Comments

After passing out of college in 2012, while Arpit joined a company in Bangalore, Anoop moved to Delhi.

Company to organize parents-boss meeting on the lines of parents-teacher meet to discuss employees’ performance before appraisal

Company to organize parents-boss meeting on the lines of parents-teacher meet to discuss employees’ performance before appraisal

Nov 25, 2014 Comments

Company’s decision is being seen as a step towards achieving CEO Narayan Shankar’s aim of increasing involvement of employees’ parents in career progression of employees.

Kinley’s “Boond Boond Mein Sacchai” ad more suitable for a liquor brand than mineral water: Experts

Kinley’s “Boond Boond Mein Sacchai” ad more suitable for a liquor brand than mineral water: Experts

Nov 24, 2014 Comments

The commercial shows a girl drinking Kinley mineral water at night and calling her father to tell the truth that she had lied to him and currently she is in Lonavala with her friends, all because she felt the need to do so after drinking Kinley.

Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Azam Khan to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and will gift it to Waqf Board

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

In order to pressurize government to fulfil his demand of handing over the Taj Mahal to the Waqf Board, Azam Khan has decided to build a black Taj Mahal for his alive buffalo, and upon completion will gift it to the Waqf Board.

Friday faking release: Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke

Friday faking release: Na Ghar Ke Na Ghaat Ke

Nov 21, 2014 Comments

Movie starring CBI Director Ranjit Sinha who has been asked by the SC to stay away from the CBI’s 2G scam investigation.

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Employee with unused sick leaves knows when exactly he is going to fall ill as 2014 moves towards end

Nov 20, 2014 Comments

As year 2014 moves towards end, Doordarshi Kumar, an IT employee in his mid twenties with around 5 unused sick leaves is claiming to be knowing on what exact dates he is going to fall ill in the next 40 days.

A day after Arpita Khan’s grand marriage ceremony, media feeling more tired than her family members

A day after Arpita Khan’s grand marriage ceremony, media feeling more tired than her family members

Nov 19, 2014 Comments

The fatigue which news anchors are reporters are going through is even worse than what father and brother of a bride feel on the day next to the marriage.