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Seven places you must visit after you die

Seven places you must visit after you die

Oct 16, 2014 Comments

You must have read a lot listicles about places to visit before you die, but what after death? Faking News brings to you list of seven places one must visit after dying.

Pictorially correct: DLF, Galaxy Note 4, Kailash Satyarthi, SMJ and World’s most influential teens

Pictorially correct: DLF, Galaxy Note 4, Kailash Satyarthi, SMJ and World’s most influential teens

Oct 15, 2014 Comments

We read some real news reports from various news websites, and decided to change the picture to make it more real.

Mothers suffer from optical illusion which makes their children look underweight in their eyes: Research

Mothers suffer from optical illusion which makes their children look underweight in their eyes: Research

Oct 15, 2014 Comments

Research says that the optical illusion is caused by hormone oxytocin, which is responsible for love, friendship, and emotional bonding in human beings.

Afraid of praising anyone with name Narendra, Congress leader renames his studious son from Narendra to Rahul

Afraid of praising anyone with name Narendra, Congress leader renames his studious son from Narendra to Rahul

Oct 14, 2014 Comments

Terrified of Shashi Tharoor’s dramatic expulsion from the party spokesperson post for praising Narendra Modi, Mahendra Mishra, a local Congress leader has renamed his studious son from Narendra to Rahul.

To bring down medication cost, doctor found prescribing Ghazals in place of sedatives

To bring down medication cost, doctor found prescribing Ghazals in place of sedatives

Oct 13, 2014 Comments

In an attempt to help people by bringing down medication cost, a Delhi based physician is prescribing ghazals in place of sedative pills to sleep deprived patients.

Zuckerberg for internet in villages too, Rahul and Alia afraid that jokes on them will become more viral

Zuckerberg for internet in villages too, Rahul and Alia afraid that jokes on them will become more viral

Oct 10, 2014 Comments

Zuckerberg’s plan to increase adoption of internet is not going down well with the likes of Rahul Gandhi and Alia Bhatt, as they fear that jokes cracked on them will reach to more and more people across the country.

Friday faking release: Soorma Bhopali

Friday faking release: Soorma Bhopali

Oct 10, 2014 Comments

Soorma Bhopali, was the desi Don Quixote, and now he has a new face. An international face. Find out who is the new Soorma Bhopali.

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Pakistan warns India to stop retaliating at LOC, or it will drop Bilawal Bhutto on India

Oct 9, 2014 Comments

Baffled with the way India is retaliating against ceasefire violations, Pakistan has warned India to stop firing at LOC, or it would drop Bilawal Bhutto on India.

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Impressed with birds’ ability of target shitting, Bilawal Bhutto training pigeons for target bombing on India

Oct 8, 2014 Comments

The out of the box idea triggered in Bilawal’s mind while he was trying to learn how to tweet using a sparrow. During the process, the frustrated sparrow flew in air, chased him, and shitted exactly at center of his head.

Animals roaming on roads to be fitted with indicators that will predict their movements

Animals roaming on roads to be fitted with indicators that will predict their movements

Oct 7, 2014 Comments

Researchers from IIT Mumbai have created an indicator on the lines of vehicle indicator, especially designed for animals roaming around on city roads and highways.