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Aghoris of Varanasi lend support to AAP, Kejriwal to spend night with them on banks of Ganga

Aghoris of Varanasi lend support to AAP, Kejriwal to spend night with them on banks of Ganga

Mar 25, 2014 Comments

In a rather unusual turn of events, a group of sadhus representing Aghori community has offered support to Arvind Kejriwal’s party in the upcoming general election.

Pen drive not taken out of laptop for 10 days due to errors shown while safely removing it

Pen drive not taken out of laptop for 10 days due to errors shown while safely removing it

Mar 24, 2014 Comments

Chintit Chaturvedi, a final year engineering student has refused to pull out his newly bought pen drive from laptop after it showed error while trying to remove it safely.

Frustrated of being ignored in the elections, Manmohan Singh to fight from Varanasi as independent candidate

Frustrated of being ignored in the elections, Manmohan Singh to fight from Varanasi as independent candidate

Mar 22, 2014 Comments

Unable to take it anymore where his existence is being ignored like Advani’s ambitions, Dr. Singh has declared that he will fight Lok Sabha elections from Varanasi as an independent candidate.

On the day of clash with India, Pakistani team skips training to watch Ragini MMS 2

On the day of clash with India, Pakistani team skips training to watch Ragini MMS 2

Mar 21, 2014 Comments

On the day of much talked about Indo-Pak clash in World T20, Pakistani cricket team has skipped crucial training session to watch first show of Ragini MMS 2.

Original plan of SpiceJet was to dive plane into the sea to celebrate Holi

Original plan of SpiceJet was to dive plane into the sea to celebrate Holi

Mar 20, 2014 Comments

Sources have revealed that actual plan of the SpiceJet cabin crew who performed midair Holi dance, was to dive plane directly into the sea in order to give a touch of reality to the ongoing celebration.

Boy relocates further away from exam center to get extra time to study while on way to center

Boy relocates further away from exam center to get extra time to study while on way to center

Mar 20, 2014 Comments

A class 12th student taking his board exams has relocated further away from his exam center, just in order to get extra time to revise the syllabus while commuting from his home to exam hall.

Manmohan Singh not picking up Putin’s call to clear his stand on Crimea problem

Manmohan Singh not picking up Putin’s call to clear his stand on Crimea problem

Mar 19, 2014 Comments

Manmohan Singh is not picking up Russian Russian President Vladimir Putin’s telephone call to avoid any discussion on Crimea problem.

Man who couldn’t find his missing specs claims to have solved missing plane mystery

Man who couldn’t find his missing specs claims to have solved missing plane mystery

Mar 18, 2014 Comments

Sherlock Sharma is claiming to have solved the mystery of missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370. However, Sherlock failed to find his own specs, which have been missing since 12th of March.

Man in depression after nobody ripped off his shirt while playing Holi

Man in depression after nobody ripped off his shirt while playing Holi

Mar 17, 2014 Comments

Rangeela Tiwari, a man in his late twenties went into depression after none of his close friends ripped off his shirt while playing Holi.

Friday faking release: Kranti

Friday faking release: Kranti

Mar 14, 2014 Comments

Starring Ashutosh, a film dedicated to ongoing revolution in the country.