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The new product “A Raja Suraksha Kavach” derives its extraordinary powers from the prowess and abilities of India’s legendary and everlasting Telecom Minister A Raja. Launching the produce in a glitzy press conference, the VP and CEO of GM teleshopping Mr. I M Vella claimed that the product was a radical combination of Technology and Spirituality coming to the aid of humanity.
India’s leading newspaper Times of India has acquired the domain rights to the controversial, ex-pornographic portal desibaba.com. Users now typing or searching for desibaba.com will be automatically directed to the Times of India website. This decision is expected to bring in an increased amount of loyal userbase to the website.