"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
Since India’s repeated requests to China for not crossing the border is falling on deaf ears, Khurshid is planning a scam, err, a solution to stop the incursions.
It has been found that the pieces of paper used by Sanjay Dutt for making paper-bags in jail, are actually those on which Justice Markandey Katju wrote his famous mercy pleas.
The CBI today arrested another nephew of Railway Minister Pawn Kumar Bansal after he (the nephew) was caught red-handed accepting bribe for allegedly fixing the Railway Minister’s post.
Son of a prominent Congress leader took his father’s clean chit to his examination hall, mistaking it with his ‘nakal chit’ or cheat-sheet, and had to return leaving his answer-sheet as clean as the chit he had carried.