I am sorry if I didn't name anyone in my farewell speech
I am sorry if I named someone in my news reports
It is perhaps the discovery of the decade. Munna Mobile, a school dropout and owner of a mobile repair shop in Dharavi has built a mobile camera that helps accident victims.
A totally fake Walmart store has been found at Ulhasnagar, a suburb of Mumbai. The fake store was discovered by BJP workers who had actually gone to tear it down thinking it to be the American version. The black flags turned white with shock when they discovered that the desi Walmart belonged to the USA – not the United States of America but the Ulhasnagar Sindhi Association.
A couple of days after almost quitting Twitter, Rajdeep Sardesai has announced that he would finally be leaving Twitter for good and launch his own micro-blogging website that will be free of any “bile” and “ignorance”. Rajdeep, India’s renowned anchor, political commentator and the male face of CNN-IBN, had found too much of bile, ignorance, and noise on Twitter, which reminded him of TV news studios.