"I am the most popular football player in India"
"I also play football"
Since India loses on foreign bouncy pitches too often, BCCI has decided that the teams will carry their own pitches on foreign tours.
Congress has announced that Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif would perform an item dance number in the central hall of the parliament in an attempt to break the deadlock over opposition demands of a Joint Parliamentary Committee probe into the 2G spectrum scam. Party is hopeful that the opposition members would forget 2G, CWG, Adarsh, and all other scams once they get the “ultimate enjoyment”.