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Adarsh Liberals to flood Whatsapp, Facebook etc with ‘inspirational’ quotes of Yakub Memon

Jul 31, 2015 Comments

Unable to save 93 Mumbai blast convict Yakub Memon from getting hanged, the frustrated lot of Adarsh liberals have not given up.

Candle making firms post huge profits as social activists hold back-to-back candle-light vigils to plead for terrorists

Jul 31, 2015 Comments

Candle making companies in the country are happy with bright business prospects as social activists and NGOs throughout the country are holding back-to-back candle-light vigils to plead for mercy for terrorists.

Tired of being stereotyped based on surface color, kettle sues pot for calling it black

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

Tired of being profiled on the basis of the color of its surface for the better part of the century, the kettle has recently filed a lawsuit against the pot for indulging in ‘blatant colorism’.

Lawyers demand ‘work from home’ facility, so that they don’t have to spend time in courts arguing ‘special cases’

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

A section of lawyers, today signed a petition asking the government to allow ‘work from home’ facility considering the odd working hours which they have to put up with when arguing ‘special cases’.

Ekta to adapt Bajrangi Bhaijaan into Daily Soap, Munni to reach Pak in 250th episode

Jul 30, 2015 Comments

Saas-bahu evangelist and sister of superstar Tusshar, Miss Ekta Kapoor has finally decided on the inevitable. She has decided to adapt Bajrangi Bhaijaan into a Daily soap opera called ‘Agle Janam lautegi tohri bitiya (AJLTB), literally translating to, your kid lost in this birth will only return in next.

Eminent personalities write to Google seeking mercy for Google+

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

40 eminent personalities have written to Google Inc. asking it to reconsider its decision to wind up its social networking arm Google Plus.

She came for a haircut, but demanded money from us for keeping her hair: Beauty Parlor owner on Pratibha Patil

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Former President Pratibha Patil is no stranger to controversies, especially when they are related to liberal use of government resources and making unreasonable demands.

Raveena’s Bollywood comeback now in doubt after allegedly ‘communal’ tweet demanding hanging of terrorist

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Bollywood experts now feel that though Raveen may earned brownie points from quite a few on Twitter and Arnab Goswami, she has done harm to her chances of making a comeback.

Tough boss resigns because of overly demanding Cab driver

Jul 29, 2015 Comments

Unable to cope with the demands of his daily route Cab Driver, Manager at a leading software company here has finally resigned. He plans to commute by BMTC buses for remaining days of his notice period.

As part of road transport and safety bill, additional bushes to be created for traffic policemen to hide behind

Jul 28, 2015 Comments

As per Minister for Road Transport and Highways Mr. Nitin Gadkari, the proposed road transport and safety bill will provide additional safety measures for commuters as well as traffic police.

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