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Lucknow. After deciding to drop charges against Muslim leaders accused of riots in Muzaffarnagar, Uttar Pradesh’s Akhilesh Yadav government has now gone a step ahead and decided to issue “Riot Cards” on the line of “Aadhar Cards” to people in the state.

Anyone holding a valid riot card would be entitled to riot and create havoc at will during periods of communal tension. Card holders would have the license to provoke the masses, assemble with arms, and even kill a few people; without worrying about getting harassed by the law later.

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The father-son duo announcing their decision in a secular manner.

“It was getting too problematic to manage issues post riots. First Supreme Court asked us to withdraw help given only to Muslims, and now there is hue and cry over our decision to drop charges against Muslim leaders,” UP Home Secretary told Faking News why the decision was taken.

Sources from Samajwadi Party confirm that there would be reservations on religious lines while issuing the cards, with up to 85% of these cards being reserved for people belonging to the minority community.

“Our Muslim brothers and sisters have long been ignored and suffered a lot. It is a small step in the direction of our endeavor to uplift them and boost their confidence and faith in the system,” UP CM Akhilesh explained while signing on the government orders to bulldoze all the remaining relief camps in Muzaffarnagar.

Samajwadi Party is confident that this step will help them win back support of Muslim community in the state, which some experts thought had weakened after the Muzaffarnagar riots.

“It will also defeat the communal forces,” Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav claimed.

However, Congress has accused SP of fooling Muslims.

“These cards will be termed unconstitutional by courts as reservations on religious lines have been rejected earlier. We have to make constitutional changes that allow such cards and the right to riot for the minority community, which has already been promised by the Congress party through the Communal Violence Bill,” Congress leader Digvijay Singh pointed out.

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  • andy

    Great satire.. true picture of sickular SP led UP.

    “Riot Card holders would have the license to provoke the masses, assemble with arms, and even kill a few people; without worrying about getting harassed by the law later.”
    ROFL… hahahahaa

    • kya kahu…

      I think this one is one straight from James Bond Flicks…remember he had license to kill. So now in UP we may have hundreds and thousands of such SP Bonds/Bhands.

  • Ittiam

    Very had hitting article… The best part of Faking news is that it brings laughs and sadness at the same time.. Brilliant.. Hope this will not be taken down

  • Pinkoo Panther

    Brilliant, yet ironic ! Satire at its best !

  • mdb

    Riot cards with complete immunity & unlimited freedom already exist. with all the secular MLA’s & MP’s. This gang is now clamoring this facility for all their supporters .It is only aberration aka devyani, that rare ones get pulled up and too when they forget they have immunity and are caught shouting anti ram slogans in pro allah camps – Reason shouting is the job of mullah ( money ) only

  • Guest

    people who r in politics do they need Riot card-being itself in politics is a Riot card yani jho chamchey hia including sab —they can from A to z do all crimes and already doing

  • Muniandi

    YOU YADAV S—-DONT YOU HAVE ANY SHAME????? YOU ARE WEARING A CAP AND MUSLIM SHAWL TO PLEASE THEM. Will any muslim wear Hindu attire to please you ?????? NEVER. MUSLIMS HAVE DIGNITY. MUSLIMS ARE BETTER THAN HINDUS. IT IS HINDUS WHO ARE SHAMELESS, SHAMELSS AND SHAMELESS AND LICK MUSLIM FEET FOR VOTES. NO MUSLIM WILL DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE HINDU FOR VOTES….YOU SHAMELESS HINDUS,…WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO BE DIGNIFIED? one advice to shameless hindu politicians. DO NOT DO ANYTHING OUT OF THE WAY TO PLEASE MUSLIMS. THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU, WHEN YOU DO THIS. KARUNANIDHI FAMILY SAYS: THERE IS NO HINDU GOD. BUT FOR MUHARAAAM, STALIN AND KANI MOZHI GO AND CELEBRATE WITH THEM. SHAMLESS LADY IS WEARING BLACK ROBE LIKE MUSLIMS TO PLEASE THEM. WHY ALL THESE…YOU SHAMELESS? BE NORMAL

    • Masa..alla…pav

      well… there are some simple facts that u need to understand….we muslims know that hindus (and the whole world….and the world beyond if any…) hate us (and take them us terrorist…obviously) and will never vote for them while hindus know that they can fool muslims fairly easily and so try to do it. The biological reason for ur dumbness is that we people keep marrying ur own sisters and relatives so the variation in species does not occur and as a result we either live like beggar or a warriors constantly fighting with himself (and his brains) and society and can fall for fairy tales (of 72 fairy tales remember).

      • Yadav

        u…nailed it man…bang on…fair confession….by the way i like masala pav…lol..

    • FearlessIndian

      it is simple , Muslims tend to vote as one, whatever their cleric say they follow, the religion is bigger than country to most of them, so its good to please them to just get a big vote chunk.

      same is not true for Hindus, they are still as divided as they were when Muslims invaded India.

      • Mussa

        i do not agree with you. Every muslim has his own preference and he likes to vote to the party he likes. he does not listen to mulla.
        ONLY THE STUPID POLITICIANS OF INDIA, WHO LICK OUR FEET AND EVEN A__ THINK LIKE THIS.

        • FearlessIndian

          That is good. Apparently stupid politicians from Congress and SP etc. have proven track record that my point is not exactly wrong. Mulayam has even gone on record to say this exact thing as i told.

        • Mussi..baat

          Mussa ko aaya gussa…tho khudki g**d mein gusaa

  • Gautam

    They have already done much along these lines in UP. I have heard from reports there how SP goondas distributed weapons among minority leaders prior to the riots. And how there are large numbers of heavily armed Bangladeshi migrants there. In fact when Indian army was called in the jawans arrested two Bangladeshi snipers in the house of an SP MLA.

  • sundararaman

    poor immage of political rulers of UP state promoting the state to follow Riot support in the state. this was already followed by BSP issuing licence to have guns and weapons to escape from the actions of SP Political people . the same step is followed by SP Party to issue RIOT CARD and only those with valid cards can riot and says on the line of Aadar Cards all over the state comparing the policy of the SP Government nearly more than 40 riots followed in UP State during their two years rule of SP government and not in any other state this kind of communal riots followed . and the recent Muzapur nagar communal riots followed a massacre of killing innocent of 60 in the UP State.A change. in Political Power may change this kind of communal riots in UP State.the political of SP and BSP should change their minds in promoting the communal and religious move to reach the Ruling political Power through vote bank victory and support of the people through promoting communal and Religious color to their political move.

  • http://digitalblogindia.in/ Kunal

    Is there a quota system to decide who gets those riot cards ?

  • Manan Modi

    This is what happens if you vote for Sickular CONgress, SP and AAP. Now Muslims can riot and kill all hindus and escape with the riot card. Vote for NaMo, vote for BJP. This is the only hope for India.

    • Subin Shah

      Agree. Vote NaMo. Save India from Riots. India First