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New Delhi. After blaming Delhi police for deteriorating law and order situation in Delhi, the ruling Aam Aadmi Party has decided to take things in their own hands. Inspired by the Bollywood film Shahenshah, AAP leaders will roam the streets of Delhi at night, fighting crime.

AAP ka Shahenshah

AAP ka Shahenshah

Yesterday, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal had called Delhi police a compromised force. He had also issued them a warning to take actions against errant officers. It seems AAP doesn’t want to wait for police to change and have decided to change themselves.

Bringing up this topic during his 7th press conference for the day, Arvind Kejriwal said, “Aam Aadmi is ruling Delhi now so even the safety of Delhi has to be taken care of by Aam Aadmi. Some of our leaders will dress up like Amitabh Bachchan in the film Shahenshah and patrol the streets of Delhi. Only difference will be, our Shahenshahs will wear Aam Aadmi caps and will be holding a broom instead of a rope that Amit Ji had.”

Shahenshah wasn’t the only idea put forward in our meeting, some had suggested Batman as well but that was turned down due to several issues. Batman is too posh for an Aam Aadmi, our cap won’t fit on top of his costume and we weren’t sure whether auto drivers on the roads will give side to Batmobiles. Our Batman will be stuck in traffic all the time”, Mr Kejriwal added.

As per sources, rebel MLA Vinod Kumar Binny will be made the chief Shahenshah to calm him down after his recent outbursts. When we contacted Mr. Binny, he seemed very excited about the project. He said,”This is a huge responsibility and I look forward to making Delhi safer for the residents. I have been preparing hard for this task and practicing my dialogues, “Rishte me toh hum tumhare AAP hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah.”

Delhi police has refused to comment on it officially. An ACP on the condition of anonymity told us, “Let them do whatever they want as long as they don’t interrupt our drinking sessions late at night.”

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  • Prakash

    Kejriwal is thinking whatver he does is right and people who have supported himwill believe whatver he does..Dont be over confident Kejri..Your Crazy ideas are laughable..

    Your actions resembles naxalites actions..But only difference is that you are a CITY NAXALITE..

  • Guest

    just for joke, not to take it personal it just because it a comedy by faking news

    if some one heart ……………………..than sorry in advance

    • Supriya Mehra

      yes its funny but i think it apply’s to all politician these days-lol

    • Shauryaveer Singh

      awesome

    • Sherjil Islam

      Kahan liya hai samarthan…still a majority govt.

      • Chutchatwas

        Gaand mein dum that to election dubara ladh le te. Sale kutte ke aulad hein. Arvind kejriwal is a barking dog. What a shame. I feel so bad for supporting these spineless jokers.

    • fazlu

      please add kill binny in these picture

  • Common Man

    Fantastic, truly fits on AAP Jokers.

  • Kaam Aadmi

    haha….pic is epic

    gajab photoshop

  • Prasv

    haha…, 7th press conference of the day

  • Ninja

    vote for Rahul. Rahul 2014

    • Avinash Lewis

      compared to Rahul/modi Ak is a better bet

      • Ninja

        At most Rahul will not make progress, but at least AK will break our country.

  • sachin

    Shaktimaan can join aam admi also…or they can make a aam hero party with shenshah,shaktiman,

  • Sherjil Islam

    Definitely they have to take the situation in their own hands and they are doing it perfectly by organizing a peaceful Dharna. Politics of accountability is a great initiative by AK and I hope he succeeds

  • binny

    This is true story