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New Delhi. Eminent Indian physicist Dr. N.C.R Rao has been conferred the Nobel Prize for Physics for his path-breaking research on the properties of “Modi wave”.

In his paper submitted to the Nobel committee, a copy of which is available with Faking News,  Dr. Rao has established that Narendra Modi, like light, has dual nature and acts as both a particle and a wave.

Unconfirmed sources have suggested that Dr Rao was selected for the prestigious award by the same panel that had given the Nobel Peace prize to Barack Obama in 2009.

Dr Rao

Dr Rao – A physicist, not a political scientist.

“I was intrigued by the Congress spokespersons on TV who said they did not see any Modi wave in-spite of the BJP winning 3 of the 4 Assembly Elections and emerging as the single largest party in the other,” Dr Rao told Faking News, “So, I requested my friend, Yogendra Yadav, for raw data of the elections and began running simulations to explain this strange phenomenon.”

“While several of my initial experiments were inconclusive, I stumbled upon this idea while streaming episodes of The Big Bang Theory on YouTube during my lunch break,” added Dr Rao.

Spurred on by this lucky break, he spent the next few weeks confined to his lab and finally emerged with experimental results and mathematical proof validating his theory.

Dr. Rao addressed the media at this office yesterday and said, “The Congress leaders have lost touch with the present and are stuck in the outdated wave theory. Therefore, they could not detect the Modi particles which were present in abundant quantities all around them.”

Meanwhile in a controversial move, senior BJP leader Subramanian Swamy filed a PIL in the Supreme court asking for a Bharat Ratna for Mr Rao. Dr. Swamy also alleged that a multi-billion dollar Modi wave detector scam was being covered up at behest of the Gandhi family and has called for a CBI enquiry into this.

Speaking on this issue, Minister of Information and Broadcasting, Manish Tewari told Faking News that Mr Rao’s theory needs to be examined holistically to check for the presence of any aberrant techniques of  confabulation intended to obfuscate the truth.

While BJP has hailed Dr. Rao’s research, Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar lashed out at Dr. Rao for ignoring the secularism wave and demanded a special status for it. Dr. Rao has so far declined to comment on this.

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  • YC

    hahaha…ultimate !