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New Delhi. Soon after singing legend Lata Mangeshkar endorsed Narendra Modi for the post of Prime Minister of India, Congress announced a singing talent hunt show “Bharat Ki Bulbul” (BKB) to find a “better” alternative to the now “controversial” singer.

BKB – the first politically sponsored talent hunt show on Indian television – will be aired on DD National.

“We came to know that Lata ji’s voice has polarizing effect, which is obviously not good for the idea of India. India desperately needs a new female icon whose words are music to our ears,” Congress spokesman Manish Tewari explained the need for the reality show.

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Sources tell Faking News that Kapil Sibal, a prolific and talented poet, and Daler Mehndi, an acclaimed singer who recently joined Congress, will be the judges of the show. Digvijay Singh, who is a voracious speaker, will be the host.

The auditions will take place in every city of India, with cities going to assembly polls being considered first.

Round one will be a written test, where questions related to the Nehru-Gandhi family history will asked to establish the basic eligibility of the candidate. Next round will consist of Group Discussion and then a Personal Interview with Digvijay Singh and Rahul Gandhi.

“Apart from cash prize, a trophy, and contracts to sing in movies, the winner will also be a star campaigner for Congress, hence these elements are being introduced,” a source revealed.

In the personal interview round, the candidate will be asked to sing songs. Singers will have to sing solo songs followed by duets with religious singers from Islam, Sikhism, Christianity, Judaism, Jainism, Buddhism, and couple of relatively unknown religions from Africa. This is to make sure only a secular candidate wins the title of “Bharat Ki Bulbul”.

Sources further reveal that all the shortlisted singers will compulsorily have to sing “Aye mere watan ke logon” and the best singer will be the winner. Later, the song will be released all over the country to erase the memories of Lata Mangeshkar’s voice from the minds of the people.

“The singer who makes Rahul Gandhi ji cry with the rendition of Aye mere watan ke logon will be the new Lata Mangeshkar,” Digvijay Singh confirmed.

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  • vff

    who the hell is this sanjiv4reddy(paris) is he writing a faking news article on modi wife or his married life fosting same shit on all comments seems another enrega congress employee

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      just flag those spammy comments the way I have been doing..

  • Anon

    It takes all kinds of people to make this world. One doesn’t have to use all caps to announce one is out of his mind

    • Shehzada

      Befitting reply to Sanjay Jha

  • Plaisson

    Secularism is not a bad thing, but a competent leadership that provides good governance is more important. Making secularism an issue in a country which has more poor people than the 26 countries of Sub-Saharan Africa sounds both sad and laughable at the same time.

  • tp

    Whoa there. Lata never “endorsed” Modi, she only said she “would like to see him as PM”. No ordinary citizen (like Lata in this context) can “endorse” someone to be PM, because that is not the way Indian elections work.

  • PAID_MEDIA_MORONS

    Sources tell Faking News that Kapil Sibal, a prolific and talented poet, and Daler Mehndi, an acclaimed singer who recently joined Congress, will be the judges of the show. Digvijay Singh, who is a voracious speaker, will be the host. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • Badarinath Katti

    Couple of other religions from africa! lol!